Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Solzhenitsyn]

We sure this guy's not autistic? I mean he's clearly adverse to change and has no idea how to communicate in public. So it's either that, or he's extremely ignorant and dumb. Or hell, even both. I'm not picky.

Probably more just that he's so narcissistic and emotionally stunted that he can't comprehend an idea that doesn't agree with his view of the world.
Then again, those traits sometimes do go hand in hand with autism.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Because Link is not a girl, obviously.

But why hate on something that trivial when he brings up the even more trivial "It's inspired by Dark Souls" excuse? Or is Bobert that hard to understand and I'm simply overthinking things?

No sign of a formal diagnosis, so the jury's out on that one. I think we can state categorically that he's afflicted by a far worse mental ailment that ends with -ism. Progressivism.

Even fore progressivism, it's a pretty abnormal case. Bob just seems to throw out shit and hopes it sticks. Even the bandwagons he jumps on feel this way. Like he secretly got opposing views on those, but doesn't want to be ostracized by his fellow deluded kin.

 

[José Mourinho]

How dare a company makes decisions--oh wait

Some Trump rambling

This retweet caught my attention, once again about the 2nd Amendment

 

[Ntwadumela]

How dare a company makes decisions--oh wait

Some Trump rambling

This retweet caught my attention, once again about the 2nd Amendment

The 2nd Amendment was what made America a great country you fucking retards. Without it America would not be the same as it is now.

 

[Foltest]

I wonder if bobby has ever hold a gun in his entire life?

 

[Positron]

What's up with Shrek? Does Shrek remind him of him? Or did Shrek steal the limelight of Mario or something?

 

[The Nothingness]

I'm just going to leave this here. Anyone who wants to tweet it to Bob is welcome to.

Spoiler: History Lesson, Bob!

 

[Ntwadumela]

Honestly though, why give a shit if Link isn't a girl in the new Zelda game? That doesn't make Nintendo sexist, and it's bullshit reasoning.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Honestly though, why give a shit if Link isn't a girl in the new Zelda game? That doesn't make Nintendo sexist, and it's bullshit reasoning.

You're literally killing trans people and women with that statement.

My god. Children are not only more rational than these 'adults' but I'm pretty sure they could reduce them to tears for disagreeing with them...

 

[Ntwadumela]

You're literally killing tranny people and women with that statement.

My god. Children are not only more rational than these 'adults' but I'm pretty sure they could reduce them to tears for disagreeing with them...

Hasn't Nintendo made strong female characters though? Samus, Lucina, hell even several versions of Zelda. Not to mention Daisy. Also the female characters in F-Zero no doubt qualify.

 

[Foltest]

Hasn't Nintendo made strong female characters though? Samus, Lucina, hell even several versions of Zelda. Not to mention Daisy. Also the female characters in F-Zero no doubt qualify.

It doesn't matter to people like Chipman and Dobson. They want Link to be female in the name of Social justice!

 

[Count groudon]

It doesn't matter to people like Chipman and Dobson. They want Link to be female in the name of Social justice!

And so they can finally jack off to him without questioning their sexuality.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Let's change every male character in Nintendo's history to female than, even Mario. After all, DANG, DIRTY CIS MEN are the biggest problem in the world am I right?

 

[Gordon Cole]

What's up with Shrek? Does Shrek remind him of him? Or did Shrek steal the limelight of Mario or something?

Universal bought out Dreamworks and they're planning on doing a fifth movie with the studio who created the Minions. Since he treats literally everything else as "serious business", I'm sure he must really hate the newer "fans" of Shrek for getting a fifth movie largely through excessive shitposting online.

 

[*Asterisk*]

This retweet caught my attention, once again about the 2nd Amendment

In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own.

Someone needs to tell Brian Scully that MovieBlob was not actually a Founding Father.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Someone needs to tell Brian Scully that MovieBlob was not actually a Founding Father.

Thanks Link, couldn't have said it myself.

Also, Bob should be considered a founding father- A founding father of idiotic internet reviewers with warped viewpoints and even more warped mentalities.

 

[SuperSheep]

Link: I don't have time for this shit, I've got to save a princess and a kingdom from a pigman warlock/necromancer.

 

[Count groudon]

Someone needs to tell Brian Scully that MovieBlob was not actually a Founding Father.

Didn't realize that Link had the triforce of sick burns.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Link: I don't have time for this shit, I've got to save a princess and a kingdom from a pigman warlock/necromancer.

Did you mean Bob?

 

[Bob Page]

Someone needs to tell Brian Scully that MovieBlob was not actually a Founding Father.

Damn link, that's a sick burn. It would be savage if mario said something similar.