Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

I don't think he gives a fuck about Old Blighty; he just saw that as a portend that "Mean Mommy" "President Clinton" would lose.

 

[Keystone]

I'm not usually one for national anthems, especially countries that aren't my own, but god damn am I enjoying listening to Rule Britannia! on loop right now.

Also I'm willing to bet he only took 2 minutes to read about the whole Brexit issue from Tumblr and formed all his opinions from that.

 

[Doctor Druid]

Bob is incapable of learning about complex issues, yet he is absolutely obsessed with talking about them. To me, that is one of the best things about the mess that is his twitter.

 

[TonyTopps]

Hey look who is a war advocate for the case of globalism. He really is a Clinton fan.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Hey look who is a war advocate for the case of globalism. He really is a Clinton fan.

Oh shit! A fat, balding manchild on the internet said brexit's gonna cause a civil war! Batten down the hatches everyone! We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

Hey look who is a war advocate for the case of globalism. He really is a Clinton fan.

For a guy who likes the US as much as he does, you'd think he'd love a retelling of the story of how the US was made, with the EU replacing Britain and Britain now in the US's position.

 

[Positron]

Oh shit! A fat, balding manchild on the internet said brexit's gonna cause a civil war!

Yeah it is like TeamCap vs TeamIronMan

 

[Foltest]

Ha! Nobody here in Europa wants a war over this shit.

 

[vertexwindi]

Ha! Nobody here in Europa wants a war over this shit.

There's one war I want and that's the war on the EU.

But like, a metaphorical one, not an actual war.

 

[Wood Glue]

Memo to Bob, whole point of EU was to stop Europeans bayoneting each other over petty political shit.

EDIT: Christ, that is just Bob in a nutshell. Yet another thinly veiled revenge fantasy impotently screeched to Twitter. "You used democratic process to do something I don't approve, therefore you must be brought back to line at gunpoint (by someone other than me)."

 

[The Nothingness]

Hey look who is a war advocate for the case of globalism. He really is a Clinton fan.

I guess Bob would approve of treating the Brexit supporters as "subhuman shits" like how some of the Confederate soldiers were treated in prison camps (look up Camp Douglas) because "hey, they were nothing more than a bunch of racists".

 

[Emperor Julian]

Yeah well Bob as pro-EU guy I can say thanks for fucking nothing. Instead of trying to persuade us to stay you wasted your time sperging over shit which doesn't matter. Not that I have any faith in you to persuade anyone of anything.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I am pro-EU for the most part. Bob's tweet infuriates me, cause even if he backpaddled then, it showcases his own petiness and need to live out some sort of revenge fantasy for the world not going his way. I gneuinely hope that this tweet is going to become like his diabetes: A serious bumper in his life he is not going to get rid off.

 

[CervixHammer]

classic blob, talking about how the average person is subhuman and doesn't deserve the rights that an ubermensch like Der Chipmann does.

Spoiler: blob morality

I'm sure some of these have already been posted pages ago, but they felt relevant in light of his "the EU should go Civil War on the UK" and "Brexit proves democracy is bad" tweetenings. pls no bully.

 

[Lensherr]

Hey look who is a war advocate for the case of globalism. He really is a Clinton fan.

He's an honest to God fascist.

I'm surprised that he hates the Alt-Right so much.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He's an honest to God fascist.

I'm surprised that he hates the Alt-Right so much.

I would have thought him as a Clinton hater sole because she's a woman. Then again, I'm legit amazed Bob supports any of the candidates as it is.

Also Bob, now's not the time for your WWIII wet dream.

 

[Lorento]

Bob, your side lost. Get over it.

 

[Without A Gout]

Bob, your side lost. Get over it.

This is a dude that hasn't gotten over high school and a childhood obsession. You honestly expect political tact?

 

[The Nothingness]

Bob, your side lost. Get over it.

He should take a lesson from Obama.

 

[Count groudon]

"I'm always right and everyone else is stupid!" Cried the man who told his grieving family to fuck off when they told him to stop playing Mario and come to his aunt's funeral.

What a fucking child.