Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[UglyOldJafar]

"I'm always right and everyone else is stupid!" Cried the man who told his grieving family to fuck off when they told him to stop playing Mario and come to his aunt's funeral.

What a fucking child.

No, you got it wrong. It is even worse. It was his grandmother.
The woman he "devoted" Brick by Brick to. Second after Shigeru Miyamoto.

 

[kcbbq]

He should take a lesson from Obama.

"Except when my side loses badly."

 

[StarvingAutist]

Why am I not surprised that Bobby would defend the EU, one of the most elitist institutions on the face of the Earth?

 

[Ntwadumela]

Why am I not surprised that Bobby would defend the EU, one of the most elitist institutions on the face of the Earth?

Mario's also from Italy.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Mario's also from Italy.

Not according to Bob. According to him, Mario is from Brooklyn. Cause, you know, cartoon.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Not according to Bob. According to him, Mario is from Brooklyn. Cause, you know, cartoon.

The cartoon isn't canon. It's like saying Link has brown hair, incompetent, can actually talk and is a total sex-maniac.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Two fundamental questions underline ninety percent of my decisions :

" Does this get us closer to a better world ? "

" Is this morally correct ? "

in that order .

 

[Positron]

I would have thought him as a Clinton hater sole because she's a woman.

Huh?
Bob will do anything because his Feminist Overladies say so.
He is like Dobson, but marginally higher up in the "male feminist" totem pole.

 

[AnOminous]

Huh?
Bob will do anything because his Feminist Overladies say so.
He is like Dobson, but marginally higher up in the "male feminist" totem pole.

So far as I know, Bob usually manages not to publicly masturbate and ejaculate all over lesbians whenever he sees them.

Of course, he's dressed up as Mario in public. So there's that.

 

[MetallicTunes]

So I never heard of MovieBob. After just watching a minute of one of his reviews, it immediately reminded me of this gem

I watch movies, guess I'm a critic.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Mario's also from Italy.

Which is incidentally thought to be the country (or Spain I think) that is most likely to next see a Greece-style clusterfuck.

 

[*Asterisk*]

@autisticdragonkin is a less autistic philosopher than Bob Chipman.

 

[Ntwadumela]

@autisticdragonkin is a less autistic philosopher than Bob Chipman.

At least what he says is logical unlike whatever Bob says.

 

[KrazyMage]

Have there been any projections on how bad that movie is going to tank?

based on how unfunny the trailers were, probably pretty hard. The only people who will go see it are SJWs... and, let's be serious, SJWs don't support even the things they claim to support. Remember that SJW dream game Sunshine, and how badly that tanked?

 

[Gordon Cole]

@autisticdragonkin is a less autistic philosopher than Bob Chipman.

We're all less autistic than Bob.

based on how unfunny the trailers were, probably pretty hard. The only people who will go see it are SJWs... and, let's be serious, SJWs don't support even the things they claim to support. Remember that SJW dream game Sunshine, and how badly that tanked?

Never heard of Sunshine, unless you mean that game Sunset. Then again, if Bob thinks that Overwatch is "not well known in the general public", it's no surprise that he won't thump for that.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

The cartoon isn't canon. It's like saying Link has brown hair, incompetent, can actually talk and is a total sex-maniac.

Just in case you think I may believe any of the cartoon bs. I am aware of that, Bob isn't. How do I know that? I actually read 130-140 pages of "Brick by Brick" myself in order to learn something about Bob. And the sheer level of Mario obsessive rambling, during which he tries to find a symbolic relationship between him and the plumber is astonishing. The only thing more autistic that comes to my mind to that is soe tulpa obsessed MLP fans. And supposedly a reason as of why he wants to believe in the cartoon origin being the "real" thing is because his grandfather was also a plumber and because he wants to believe that there is some real world connection to the games with the giant firebreathing turtle dragon thing.

 

[Count groudon]

Just in case you think I may believe any of the cartoon bs. I am aware of that, Bob isn't. How do I know that? I actually read 130-140 pages of "Brick by Brick" myself in order to learn something about Bob. And the sheer level of Mario obsessive rambling, during which he tries to find a symbolic relationship between him and the plumber is astonishing. The only thing more autistic that comes to my mind to that is soe tulpa obsessed MLP fans. And supposedly a reason as of why he wants to believe in the cartoon origin being the "real" thing is because his grandfather was also a plumber and because he wants to believe that there is some real world connection to the games with the giant firebreathing turtle dragon thing.

Holy shit, the fact that not only would he think like that into adulthood, but also shamelessly admit that is kinda sad. Bob truly is just a little kid in a fat man's body.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Holy shit, the fact that not only would he think like that into adulthood, but also shamelessly admit that is kinda sad. Bob truly is just a little kid in a fat man's body.

And it actually gets a lot better if you just read the first 80 pages of the book.
How do I explain it without probably repeating stuff others already pointed out in regard of it...
After Bob spend around 20 pages giving the most shallow, wiki-eque information on Mario he could do to "explain" to the reader who Mario is (as if they wouldn't know by buying a book about him), Bob spends more than 40 pages of the book about how important Mario is to him. Aside of comparing the console wars of the 90s to his vietnam and branding Genesis owners as traitors and not true gamers and his infamous 9/11 comparison to the reveal of SMB3 in the wizard, he goes e.g. on how he needed Mario to be a big thing, how disappointed he was in the Mario movie as it seemed to ruin Mario in the public eye, how he relates to him thanks to his grandfather, the sheer level of disappointment that Mario was no longer from Brooklyn despite all the shit the toys and tv shows told him etc.
Its just really sad. I get having a sort of emotional connection to something silly because it reminds you of good things, but for Bob, Mario is not just something he dresses up as, plays and has merch of. For him, Mario is life.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So far as I know, Bob usually manages not to publicly masturbate and ejaculate all over lesbians whenever he sees them.

Of course, he's dressed up as Mario in public. So there's that.

Well, Bob is too busy jerking it to Mario 3 to do anything. So that theory's not too far off.

Huh?
Bob will do anything because his Feminist Overladies say so.
He is like Dobson, but marginally higher up in the "male feminist" totem pole.

Not that high a stretch considering Dobson. But then again, "Male feminists" like Bob, Dobson and Linkara are still pretty fucking low as it is. So that's not really an accomplishment. Especially since he'd more likely to turn against them faster than most of his kind would.

 

[StarvingAutist]

Because Blobert is the only person on Earth who thinks that the Simpsons never stopped being funny.

"think they're too pure for Hillary"

No, we just realize that American politics is a fucking sham.

Also, he still doesn't realize that Gen X now qualifies as "old" now.

Blob being a fascist as usual.