Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[*Asterisk*]

Someone sounds a bit salty.

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Seeing as how the movie came out in '91, I can safely say I wasn't born yet at the time.

Seeing as how I had the VHS tape as a child, I can safely say Bob Chipman can go cuck himself out of whatever point he was going to make.

Seeing as how the original was set before World War II and even black men served in segregated units until the Truman administration, I can safely say this movie'll be dumb as shit.

And, seeing as how Zoë Saldaña was already the female lead in a series of successful tentpoles by Paramount and Disney, I can also say that Bob Chipman has been preemptively cucked out of his point by the entire country.

 

[The Nothingness]

Really, Bob, you have box-office proof that those who don't support Ghostbusters (2016) did not support the original. Go ahead and reveal it since you are now the second coming of Woodward and Bernstein.

 

[NQ 952]

How does Bob's maturity level continue to decline? I just don't get it.

 

[vertexwindi]

How does Bob's maturity level continue to decline? I just don't get it.

He lives in a circlejerk where people let him.

 

[NQ 952]

He lives in a circlejerk where people let him.

If i started to refer to people as dudebros, ghostbros, whateverbros, I'd be fucking embarrassed.

 

[vertexwindi]

If i started to refer to people as dudebros, ghostbros, whateverbros, I'd be fucking embarrassed.

This is the same guy who ditched his grandma's funeral to play Mario. He has no shame.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Really, Bob, you have box-office proof that those who don't support Ghostbusters (2016) did not support the original. Go ahead and reveal it since you are now the second coming of Woodward and Bernstein.

I think he meant people didn't support the original Rocketeer can't complain about the sequel having a female lead, implying the usual "only dudebros who hate women disliked the new ghostbusters"

 

[Sanshain]

The Kool-Aid was spiked with antifreeze, like when Bart was making wine on The Simpsons.

Or are just serving it in lead cups, which considering most of them seem to be losing IQ points at a rate of knots, would seem to make more sense.

 

[Count groudon]

Someone sounds a bit salty.

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What, is fatty some sort of fucking clairvoyant that can look back in time and keep track of everyone who went to the theatres? Or will he meticulously dig through the personal information of everyone who says something negative about it and guess whether or not they did based on their age? Either way it's pathetic.

Besides, even if they didn't see it in theatres, it's very likely that they still showed their support for the movie by buying the merch, getting the home releases, or simply just watching the spinoff cartoons. Comparatively, the new one barely had anyone in attendance, the toys for it are already in the clearance bin, and I really don't see there being a fucking sequel let alone a spinoff with how completely mediocre it was. Keep clinging to this pile of cow shit all you want Bob, but don't complain when people laugh at you for having brown streaks all over your shirt.

 

[*Asterisk*]

How does Bob's maturity level continue to decline? I just don't get it.

It's a fairly recent discovery: turns out diabetus can actually contribute to serious brain damage.

 

[vertexwindi]

It's a fairly recent discovery: turns out diabetus can actually contribute to serious brain damage.

This explains so much I think I need to lie down.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

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On the plus side, I can imagine Movie Blob spending hours looking through the Twitter history of each and every man that doesn't pop a boner at this news.

"So, this Dudebro69 guy doesn't think making the Rocketeer a black woman will make it the Best Movie Ever, huh? Well, let's see what you had to say about The Rocketeer before, so I can prove that you're a poser!"

*13 hours later*

"AH HAH! He hasn't tweeted a single thing about The Rocketeer! Now I have proof that he's not a True and Honest Rocketeer fan, therefore making his opinion INVALID!"

*Tweets to Dudebro69*

"I got you now, Dudebro69!"

*Dudebro69 blocks Movieblob, then gets back to fucking his hot girlfriend in his luxury apartment*

"Yeah, I showed him who the real winner is! I wonder when mom is coming down to the basement to feed me my hourly Hot Pocket?"

 

[AnOminous]

Someone sounds a bit salty.

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What a crock. I saw it in its theatrical release. Fuck this fat dickless idiot.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Someone sounds a bit salty.

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Bob's got files on top of files against the bros who don't notice or care about this.

 

[Adamska]

Bob's got files on top of files against the bros who don't notice or care about this.

They're all in his head and completely fictional to anyone else living in reality; just like his SNES-Genesis War Flashbacks.

 

[Positron]

So what could he do if he could somehow prove I didn't see the original Rocketeer? Infect me with his diabetes?

 

[Fulda's Gap]

I mean, if it the main character was literally Rosa Parks fighting KKK zeppelins with a jet pack, that'd actually be pretty fucking rad.

 

[kcbbq]

I mean, if it the main character was literally Rosa Parks fighting KKK zeppelins with a jet pack, that'd actually be pretty fucking rad.

It'd be a work of art on par with Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter.

 

[_blank_]

Someone sounds a bit salty.

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Dude, I was in the single digits when it released. Calm the fuck down and eat a tube of cookie dough before you hurt yourself. Seriously, almost sounds like you want to get in a pissing match.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dude, I was in the single digits when it released. Calm the fuck down and eat a tube of cookie dough before you hurt yourself. Seriously, almost sounds like you want to get in a pissing match.

Oh course he does. How else is he suppose to feel smug and superior if there aren't any "ghostbros" he can give a "snarky putdown" to before blocking them?