Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Ehhhh... as long as she has red hair.

Or, just an idea... maybe Black Cat? We've already had Mary Jane and two Gwen Stacies...

...oh wait... she isn't playing Mary Jane, she's playing a character named Michele.

WHICH PEOPLE HAVE KNOWN ABOUT SINCE MARCH.

Fucking. RESEARCH. YOUR SHIT. SINCE. IT'S. YOUR. JOB.

ASSHOLE.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Ehhhh... as long as she has red hair.

Or, just an idea... maybe Black Cat? We've already had Mary Jane and two Gwen Stacies...

...oh wait... she isn't playing Mary Jane, she's playing a character named Michele.

WHICH PEOPLE HAVE KNOWN ABOUT SINCE MARCH.

Fucking. RESEARCH. YOUR SHIT. SINCE. IT'S. YOUR. JOB.

ASSHOLE.

"Reasearch? Is that some kind of meat?"

Though really, doing some research would prove all of Bob's points wrong. And neither he (nor his fans) want that now.

 

[Lensherr]

Ehhhh... as long as she has red hair.

Or, just an idea... maybe Black Cat? We've already had Mary Jane and two Gwen Stacies...

...oh wait... she isn't playing Mary Jane, she's playing a character named Michele.

WHICH PEOPLE HAVE KNOWN ABOUT SINCE MARCH.

Fucking. RESEARCH. YOUR SHIT. SINCE. IT'S. YOUR. JOB.

ASSHOLE.

The Wrap actually reported that she's actually playing Mary Jane:
http://www.thewrap.com/zendaya-spider-man-homecoming-role-reveal-mary-jane-watson/

EDIT: Just watched the video. Once again, he does not disappoint in straw-manning his opponents. What especially bugged me is how he said it's okay to change white characters to non-white but not non-white characters to white because "muh marginalization" and how it's [current year] so we just have to shut up and deal with this (IF it's true). What moral obligation do we have to make media more diverse? It's a uniquely white/western thing too, as we don't see East Indians being forced to include non-East Indians in Bollywood productions, nor Asians, Latinos, and Blacks being forced to diversify their cinema. Also, wouldn't be an SJW video without a Donald Trump namedrop (mentioning his name in a negative context is quickly becoming the virtue-signal de jour for these people).

EDIT 2: His fanbase is almost as bad as him.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Joke's on Bob because Jim ended up giving it a 9/10.
http://www.thejimquisition.com/deus-ex-mankind-divided-review/

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I wonder how he'd react if someone raceswapped Mario.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I wonder how he'd react if someone raceswapped Mario.

Bob's from New England. The only true way to hurt him would be to make Mario a homosexual. On the off chance he actually has a non-pretend friend, I'd pay money to see his friend bust his balls with, "Oh shit, Bawb! Mare-io is a fuckin' queeah!"

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Weren't people pushing for Donald Glover to play Spiderman before the Amazing Spiderman movies? Not because he was black but because he was young, witty, and good at playing awkward. I don't remember him being black being an issue. Now? If Paul Feig puts women in a movie it's a Sony conspiracy to neuter the male population by compromising (but not really) a beloved franchise. We're witnessing some sort of retarded political shitfest where people praise or condemn something purely by who it angers. I know this because nobody gives a fuck about Mary Jane or her race. Nobody gives a fuck about Lois Lane either. Nobody cares about the non-superhero boyfriend or girlfriend. Nobody.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

I wonder how he'd react if someone raceswapped Mario.

He had a freakout when Nintendo officially made Mario from the Mushroom Kingdom. Previously, he had always assumed the plumber was from Brooklyn.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Weren't people pushing for Donald Glover to play Spiderman before the Amazing Spiderman movies? Not because he was black but because he was young, witty, and good at playing awkward. I don't remember him being black being an issue.

In Glover's case, those people wanted Miles Morales to be the MCU Spider-Man because Peter Parker is a White Male. He did voice him for a whort while in Ultimate Spider-man though.

 

[The Nothingness]

In Glover's case, those people wanted Miles Morales to be the MCU Spider-Man because Peter Parker is a White Male. He did voice him for a whort while in Ultimate Spider-man though.

And it seems Donald Glover will be in the upcoming MCU Spider-Man movie though his role hasn't been revealed.

 

[muina]

http://archive.is/5AxWF
http://archive.is/4EBgv

 

[Gordon Cole]

http://archive.is/5AxWF

Undermines their "good" work = I don't like it when they attack the person I like.

Just admit what you mean you flaky fuck.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

http://archive.is/5AxWF
http://archive.is/4EBgv

"Sure, Gawker outed two gay man, but look at the good they do!"

"OMG, who cares about all the good Wikileaks has done - they outed two gay men!11!!!111"

I'm sure the fact that one of them sucks on Hillary's tits and other aired her dirty laundry has nothing to do with this mental disconnect. None at all.

 

[NQ 952]

"Truth is not a moral good"

This guy.

 

[Adamska]

"Sure, Gawker outed two gay man, but look at the good they do!"

"OMG, who cares about all the good Wikileaks has done - they outed two gay men!11!!!111"

I'm sure the fact that one of them sucks on Hillary's tits and other aired her dirty laundry has nothing to do with this mental disconnect. None at all.

You're assuming Blob even takes time to read anything but the titles of third-hand articles dealing with either or, or has the memory span to remember that far back. Laziness and diabeetus strike again in both cases.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You're assuming Blob even takes time to read anything but the titles of third-hand articles dealing with either or, or has the memory span to remember that far back. Laziness and diabeetus strike again in both cases.

That's assuming Bob even read the titles in the first place beyond a quick glance.

He's just begging to be flamed to hell and back at this point.

 

[AnOminous]

"Truth is not a moral good"

This guy.

Truth being a moral good is one of the few universals across nearly every system of morality in every culture that ever fucking existed.

 

[Lensherr]

He really needs to take the Political Compass test.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

"Truth is not a moral good"

This guy.

Well that just fucking says it all, doesn't it? If you could distill Bob down into one sentence, you'd be hard pressed to find anything better then that.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I wonder how much Bob is aware his moral philosophy boils down the "ends justify the means". Except he hasnt considered if the means will actually work.