Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[NQ 952]

I wonder how much Bob is aware his moral philosophy boils down the "ends justify the means". Except he hasnt considered if the means will actually work.

Given everything we know about Bob, do you honestly think he really knows what that quote means?

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder how much Bob is aware his moral philosophy boils down the "ends justify the means". Except he hasnt considered if the means will actually work.

In the hands of someone formidable, that motto is scary. In the hands of a middle aged Mario sperg who may be one of the most pathetic human beings alive, it is laughable.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

He's perfectly aware of what it means and has used variants of it himself on several occasions.
He's not in denial about what he is, he's just in denial about the fact that it makes him an objectively terrible person.

 

[Spudnik]

Given everything we know about Bob, do you honestly think he really knows what that quote means?

I have a feeling that a frighting amount of Bobbos understanding of social issues somehow involves Koopa Troopas.

 

[Adamska]

I have a feeling that a frighting amount of Bobbos understanding of social issues somehow involves Koopa Troopas.

I don't think he even understands these sorts of adult conversations at all. It's really obvious he's an idiot who likes to pretend he's smart though, so he tries to pretend he does. Kind of like the toddler who "reads" the newspaper to look grown up even though they don't know how to read yet.

 

[breadandcircuses]

And once again, Bob Chipman makes me feel good about myself, because he sets the bar so low that even a retail wage slave like myself can slip over it without any trouble.

Thanks, Bob! You're doin' the lords work!

 

[Gordon Cole]

Now his fat ass has to ruin Tron for me?

 

[FatNero]

Now his fat ass has to ruin Tron for me?
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Think he shows up or it's all in video?

Also what are the chances he rides up in a rascal? 60/40?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Think he shows up or it's all in video?

Also what are the chances he rides up in a rascal? 60/40?

One of those rare chances to see if he still has his feet.

 

[FatNero]

One of those rare chances to see if he still has his feet.

I'm excited.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Think he shows up or it's all in video?

If it's live, I wonder if he'll do his "talking fast with a big vocabulary and a grating Boston accent" schtick, or the organizers flatly told him they expect the audience to stay.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Think he shows up or it's all in video?

Also what are the chances he rides up in a rascal? 60/40?

Well, he does look like a fatter version of Tron Guy.

Spoiler

I kinda want him to show up in a shitty Tron costume though

 

[Foltest]

Will we see his legs? Do they even exist?

 

[A Random]

Will we see his legs? Do they even exist?

He's a Japanese ghost at this point, his body ends at his belly.

 

[Lensherr]

Think he shows up or it's all in video?

Also what are the chances he rides up in a mobility scooter? 60/40?

FTFY.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Will we see his legs? Do they even exist?

Possible explanation for why we never see his legs:

 

[Hellsperger]

Well that just fucking says it all, doesn't it? If you could distill Bob down into one sentence, you'd be hard pressed to find anything better then that.

"Truth is beauty, beauty truth, sir!"

"But the truth can be harsh and disturbing! How can that be considered beautiful?"

Anywoo, given who how frequent Bob's opinion of the last season of South Park is discussed here, I'd like to share this video from a few years back when Bob actually liked the show and gave a rather sensible take on its political messages:

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Now his fat ass has to ruin Tron for me?
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Someone just throw a twinkie at him when he goes on stage. Or play the Super Mario theme.

 

[Lensherr]

More Hilary Clinton shilling:

http://archive.is/Rv26u
http://archive.is/puFBo

Also, when 99% of your feed consists of anti-Trump tweets, that says more about you than anything else.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Someone just throw a twinkie at him when he goes on stage. Or play the Super Mario theme.

Or compare his opinions to a tragic event. That always works.