Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lensherr]

A new editorial from our favorite übermenshen (nothing too exceptional):

http://screenrant.com/film-critics-hate-superhero-movies/

EDIT: More autistic fascism:

https://archive.is/AV2xR

The tweet he was quoting:

https://archive.is/thbch

 

[The Nothingness]

I think this tweet also refers to the meme that replaces "refugees" with "men".

 

[Assorted Nuts]

A new editorial from our favorite übermenshen (nothing too exceptional):

http://screenrant.com/film-critics-hate-superhero-movies/

That's a whole lot of words to say a whole lot of nothing.

Do critics hate superhero movies? No, they usually review well. Done. Whole meat of the article in two sentences.

 

[*Asterisk*]

#BlobmanÜberAlles

That's not a metaphor. He's just too fat to climb over.

 

[TonyTopps]

A new editorial from our favorite übermenshen (nothing too exceptional):
https://archive.is/AV2xR
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Haha. The fat fuck deleted it after Ian Mile Chung called him out on it. He got really pissy and called Ian a "hasbeen." Hey fatty which one of you has to have a patreon to keep from bagging groceries and who actually works professionally?

 

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Haha. The fat fuck deleted it after Ian Mile Chung called him out on it. He got really pissy and called Ian a "hasbeen." Hey fatty which one of you has to have a patreon to keep from bagging groceries and who actually works professionally?

Let's see... Ian Miles Cheong... Managing Editor at Gameranx.com with 2.6 million subscribers at YouTube...

Bob Chipman... glorified movie critic who moonlights as a copy writer at Screen Rant's main website, and does his movie review thing on Geek.com's YT channel with a subscriber base of... 20-30K.

Granted, Chips Ahoy has more Twitter followers... but Brianna Wu has more followers than the two of them combined, which kind of shows just how pointless that tendril of social media really is.

"Hasbeen," he says.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

EDIT: More autistic fascism:

https://archive.is/AV2xR

I had to screencap this just so nobody can miss it because holy shit, how much more blatant can he get?

He keeps sperging about how dangerous Trump is but the second Bob would be sworn into office, he'd start building camps. Not planning, building. He has already planned them in detail. Don't like that your granny got shoved into an oven for calling the neighbor boy a queer? To Bobschwitz with you. Don't like freedom, tolerance and equality? Free ticket to Boblinka, you morally inferior subhuman. All for the superior future!

 

[The Nothingness]

I had to screencap this just so nobody can miss it because holy shit, how much more blatant can he get?

View attachment 137207

He keeps sperging about how dangerous Trump is but the second Bob would be sworn into office, he'd start building camps. Not planning, building. He has already planned them in detail. Don't like that your granny got shoved into an oven for calling the neighbor boy a queer? To Bobschwitz with you. Don't like freedom, tolerance and equality? Free ticket to Boblinka, you morally inferior subhuman. All for the superior future!

He would jump at the chance to join Hillary's team as the person in charge of rounding up the "deplorables" and the "mentally deficient" as this state senator called Trump supporters.

Spoiler

 

[Foltest]

You would also be forced to read "Brick by Brick" every day in the camp.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You would also be forced to read "Brick by Brick" every day in the camp.

And if you refused: an endless loop of his Game Overthinker series. But only the "story" elements and not the actual reviews.

The worst form of torture he could think of.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

You would also be forced to read "Brick by Brick" every day in the camp.

That would be classified as illegal and inhumane torture by the Geneva Convention, right above waterboarding.

 

[Gordon Cole]

And if you refused: an endless loop of his Game Overthinker series. But only the "story" elements and not the actual reviews.

The worst form of torture he could think of.

I can just imagine the mandatory re-education classes: Art with Dobson, Programming with Wu, Calling in Bomb Threats with Chu, and Media Literacy with Bob, where it's just reruns of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show on a loop.

 

[VidMasterEon]

I had to screencap this just so nobody can miss it because holy shit, how much more blatant can he get?

View attachment 137207

He keeps sperging about how dangerous Trump is but the second Bob would be sworn into office, he'd start building camps. Not planning, building. He has already planned them in detail. Don't like that your granny got shoved into an oven for calling the neighbor boy a queer? To Bobschwitz with you. Don't like freedom, tolerance and equality? Free ticket to Boblinka, you morally inferior subhuman. All for the superior future!

Isn't that a quote from Mussolini? Makes you remember how Hitler was a failed liberal arts student who got into power and could take action against the groups that 'opressed' him. I don't think for a second ideologues like blob wouldn't just shoot people dead in the street if they though his book was anything less than a masterpiece if he got hold of any power.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I can just imagine the mandatory re-education classes: Art with Dobson, Programming with Wu, Calling in Bomb Threats with Chu, and Media Literacy with Bob, where it's just reruns of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show on a loop.

I wouldn't mine the Super Show part too much (Lou, Danny and Koopa are the highlights). But the rest...

Yeah, I'd ask for death before learning Wu's brand of programming.

 

[NQ 952]

I wouldn't mine the Super Show part too much (Lou, Danny and Koopa are the highlights). But the rest...

Yeah, I'd ask for death before learning Wu's brand of programming.

As a developer and engineer this made me vomit a bit.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I wouldn't mine the Super Show part too much (Lou, Danny and Koopa are the highlights). But the rest...

Yeah, I'd ask for death before learning Wu's brand of programming.

I'd wait for some intrepid partisan member to sneak in and replace SMBSS with this:

 

[Lensherr]

I had to screencap this just so nobody can miss it because holy shit, how much more blatant can he get?

View attachment 137207

He keeps sperging about how dangerous Trump is but the second Bob would be sworn into office, he'd start building camps. Not planning, building. He has already planned them in detail. Don't like that your granny got shoved into an oven for calling the neighbor boy a queer? To Bobschwitz with you. Don't like freedom, tolerance and equality? Free ticket to Boblinka, you morally inferior subhuman. All for the superior future!

He's the political motivations of Magneto combined with the physique of the Blob.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

The only real difference between Kim Jong Un and Movie Blob is that one has been touched by a woman and the other is from Boston.

 

[muina]

Spoiler: In which bobo gets upset from the occulus guy supporting trump

 

[BubbleButt]