Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Intelligent Calcium]

So acording to this so called "Game critc" think that Skyrim and Souls series looks the same.

What is it with game journos bragging about their own incompetence?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bobbo can't even tell the difference between two of the most iconic games in recent memory. I'm half expecting him to say he doesn't know which is which between Force Awakens and Star Trek Into Darkness next. What a joke.

 

[vertexwindi]

Fuck sake Bob, at least you should know Dark Souls uses a third person camera.

 

[Lorento]

If only Darks Souls or Skyrim had the same charm and bright colours as Super Mario Bros, maybe Bob would write a book on them too.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

I think Blob is aware of the differences, but he's just trolling for attention that he can later pass off as "harassment" for sympathy and asspats from his SJW circlejerk pals.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I think Blob is aware of the differences, but he's just trolling for attention that he can later pass off as "harassment" for sympathy and asspats from his SJW circlejerk pals.

He's still stupid then. I doubt any of those people actually give a shit about him.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Fuck sake, Bobbo.

I love shitting on that leaning tower of mediocrity that was Skyrim, but how the fuck can you not recognize literally one of the most popular games in recent years?

Also, fuck you, side scrollers got REALLY fucking samey during the 90s, too.


He really can't respect the talent that went into the Mario games, despite his obsession. How much of Mario is a result of abstraction due to the constraints of hardware during the 80s?

 

[Foltest]

Hey guys, is this Mario or Sonic, I can't tell, as this is a sidescroller and all sidescrollers are the same.

 

[Adamska]

The funniest thing is that his ideal games are explicitly samey, almost right down to the color pallets.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

He's gone into damage control mode.

He even retweeted someone praising Dark Souls' art even though he blasted it in that first tweet.

Don't forget the condescending bullshit.

By the way, that guy who liked these tweets from Bobbo has some funny shit on his Twitter too. He's some middle-aged guy obsessed with Wizard101 of all things.

 

[c-no]

So acording to this so called "Game critc" think that Skyrim and Souls series looks the same.

Because a game where high tiered armor that looks edgy with spikes is totes the same as a game where the armor is more realistic. Bob can claim about knowing games but he only knows about Nintendo games. He wouldn't know jackshit about the differences between Skyrim and Dark Souls. He'd think they're both the same despite settings being different.

He's gone into damage control mode.
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He even retweeted someone praising Dark Souls' art even though he blasted it in that first tweet.
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Don't forget the condescending bullshit.
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By the way, that guy who liked these tweets from Bobbo has some funny shit on his Twitter too. He's some middle-aged guy obsessed with Wizard101 of all things.
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Rather hypocritical of Blob, considering he mentions liking them yet another tweet shows him lambasting them as being "same, grimy medieval looking" games. The guy who retweets Bob though, one could take his Twitter image and description out of context.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Don't forget the condescending bullshit.

Called it. Blob was baiting for replies he could spin as "harassment".

Saint Anita, his personal Jesus, has taught him well.

 

[Absolutego]

Called it. Blob was baiting for replies he could spin as "harassment".

Saint Anita, his personal Jesus, has taught him well.

He's not spinning this as harassment properly! He isn't plugging his Patreon!

Really, I doubt this was deliberately orchestrated flamebait so much as Bob is a staggeringly self-absorbed loon who never thought for a second that mistaking Skyrim for Dark Souls would hurt his gamer cred. Amongst most of the people he usually talks to, that would probably be a common error.

 

[Particle Bored]

The guy who retweets Bob though, one could take his Twitter image and description out of context.

I'd wager that's his intent.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Don't forget the condescending bullshit.
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Geez, 42 likes as of time of posting for doubling down on his stupidity and claiming high ground on video game knowledge? Dude's orbiters are on the level of stupid as DSP orbiters, except that Blob's orbiters have more money to throw away.

 

[BurnerRobot]

Did we ever find out if he still has feet, or did the beetus take them already?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

So Bob retweeted this.

The way I see it either Bob is a retard who retweeted one of his detractors OR the person who made the original tweet fails at sarcasm because those two games are clearly different. Either way, someone is stupid.

There is no good response to this. Bob royally fucked up and he knows it.

 

[Keystone]

"Stop reminding me that myself and the people I associate with are abusive hypocrites."

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

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There is no good response to this. Bob royally fucked up and he knows it.

Poor Bob, getting bugged about the sexual harassment he helped cover up.

 

[AnOminous]

There is no good response to this. Bob royally fucked up and he knows it.

Yet another cow who claims to be an expert at something but is a total fuckup at the one thing he's known for doing.