Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BurnerRobot]

Yeah, the UK hates on its politicians, but not to this extent.

UK Political trash-talk: Your candidate is an idiot!

US Political trash-talk: Your candidate is an evil monster!

It's fairly easy to see why, though. In the UK we just get prats of different leanings lying to us. This year's election is pretty much Comic!Lex Luthor vs. BvS!Lex Luthor. One of them is evil and spiteful and the other is evil and an idiot.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

So is like an American thing? Along with the president being accused of being the Anti-christ? Because a more plausable theory is that your leaders and media poor molten bullshit into people's ear so it's really hard for the average guy to make an objective judgement on who to vote for. You kneow like every other democracy.
I'm honestly looking forward to either result because their's not way bob is going to be able to deal with what happens next.

It'll either be an explosion of salt or a slow burn of salt.

If by some miracle Trump wins, it will rain salt for a week or so.

When Hillary wins? He'll whinge for months and months as people give her a dose of equality aka hate her for being a piece of shit in office.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Best would be Trump winning but faithless electors swinging EC vote to Hillary. We'd all drown in a tidal wave of salt.

 

[Lensherr]

Vintage fascism:

https://archive.is/Y6QJt
https://archive.is/OXcdN

Eugenics and voter suppression are A-OK as long as it's done MY way.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Vintage fascism:

https://archive.is/Y6QJt
https://archive.is/OXcdN

Eugenics and voter suppression are A-OK as long as it's done MY way.

"Zyklon Blob" is exactly as mean a nickname as Chipman deserves.

 

[76LD910]

Best would be Trump winning but faithless electors swinging EC vote to Hillary. We'd all drown in a tidal wave of salt.

Nah ..... Hillary winning but only by a very slim margin would produce the most entertaining results. It would be the best of both worlds.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Does he not read his own tweets?

He's doing the same thing he's accusing the other side of doing.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Yeah, the UK hates on its politicians, but not to this extent.

UK Political trash-talk: Your candidate is an idiot!

US Political trash-talk: Your candidate is an evil monster!

It's fairly easy to see why, though. In the UK we just get prats of different leanings lying to us. This year's election is pretty much Comic!Lex Luthor vs. BvS!Lex Luthor. One of them is evil and spiteful and the other is evil and an idiot.

I seem to remember one of your newspapers printing political comics of its own party's leader with blood on his hands over Iraq and saying he should "fair coffin dye".

 

[Adamska]

I seem to remember one of your newspapers printing political comics of its own party's leader with blood on his hands over Iraq and saying he should "fair coffin dye".

Don't forget Labour being a bunch of artards by trying to control all of the online media with that yellow journalism machine they made; you know, the one that miscarried and gave birth to Vordrak?

We're just really unfortunate in who was selected by the primaries this time, in a similar way that most countries have periods where all they have are shit choices (lookin' to you France).

And seriously, Blobby boy should just write a blog for his drivel; he's more suited for that than shitposting ten tweets due to not understanding what the fuck brevity is.

 

[whatever I feel like]

All Bob has ever really had to say about his political opponents is, "I think these people suck." Twitter should be the perfect medium for him.

 

[Count groudon]

Bob mentioning the horseshoe theory has to be the most ironic thing I've seen all week .

Bob doesn't understand irony.
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As self-aware as ever, Bobbo.

I'd be careful picking Bob as a friend lady. Last time he had a friend who was a girl he covered up her getting raped so he could stay on the good side of the SJW rat kings.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Does he not read his own tweets?

He's doing the same thing he's accusing the other side of doing.

I think we've established by now that Bob's a hypocritical illiterate. I mean, why read something that's going to be posted all across the internet?

I mean aside from being mocked by everyone who hates him.

 

[Lorento]

So is like an American thing? Along with the president being accused of being the Anti-christ? Because a more plausable theory is that your leaders and media poor molten bullshit into people's ear so it's really hard for the average guy to make an objective judgement on who to vote for. You kneow like every other democracy.
I'm honestly looking forward to either result because their's not way bob is going to be able to deal with what happens next.

Nah pal, we both know the most patriotic thing to do in the UK is to hate your country and all of your leaders, but then say that it's significantly better than France.

Oh and on topic, Bob Chipman is a blithering idiot.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Bob mentioning the horseshoe theory has to be the most ironic thing I've seen all week .

Nah, you're right. There's no horseshoe theory in effect. Everything is just ginger-peachy.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he just heard the term being used in political discussions and assumed he knew what it meant.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he just heard the term being used in political discussions and assumed he knew what it meant.

Wouldn't surprise me, Bob tends to do that a lot.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Horseshoe theory.

The theory that a game of horseshoes with a friend is more fun than any of the Mario games alone.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I think the BEETUS is getting to him.

What happened to, "Build a Better Gamer", Bob?

 

[NQ 952]

Has Bob ever said anything that would make someone empathize with him, ever?

 

[TheImportantFart]

Has Bob ever said anything that would make someone empathize with him, ever?

I read his diabetes post and despite everyone (including me) laughing at him when it happened, I did fell kind of sorry for him.

Until he pinned part of the blame for it on his getting fired from the Escapist because he acted like a sperg which made me realise the whole thing was mostly self-inflicted. He even tries to pretend it was "suddenly" and "without warning", when we know full well he was warned. I'm only surprised he didn't pull a Wu and try and say GamerGate gave him diabetes.

 

[Adamska]

I can't feel sorry for him, since he chooses to fuck himself over. He also chooses to be a stupid uninformed asshole using the wrong media to babble out his message.