Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Nothingness]

How does he not see what he's advocating for his a dictatorship?

Because it's not a dictatorship when he does it

 

[Assorted Nuts]

How does he not see what he's advocating for his a dictatorship?
Amd they never turn out well, no matter how progressive.

I think he realizes it, he just thinks those weren't the "superior" dictatorship of his asinine vision.

 

[Count groudon]

Did this fucker spend every hour of every history class jacking off about how much he loves Mario 3? There's literally never been a dictatorship that's actually worked out well (at least not that I'm aware of). Even if they're ran by someone who's actually competent and cares about the people, eventually they die and it gets taken over by a power hungry cunt that completely fucks up the way everything was working. There's also the fact that placing unfair rules about what people can and can't do is never a good idea. If you keep denying the people what they want for no good reason eventually they'll get pissed and go against the person in charge which usually results in bloody conflicts. That's why Blob constantly spewing smoke out his ass about his little imaginary Social Justice eutopia is so grating to me. Literally nobody who legitimately wants total control over an entire mass of people is the kind of person that should have power. Bob doesn't even try to sugar coat it either (most likely because of his beetus) he's pretty open about wanting people that don't support his narrative dead and constantly wishes that he could completely control the freedom of everyone. The fact that this nonsense is being spewed by a fat manchild who compares national tragedies to fucking video games only serves to make this whole deal even more hilarious.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

What is it with people on the extreme ends of the political spectrum wanting dictatorships? Whichever side you go to, the extreme ones want to create a utopia by censoring anything from the opposite side...Is there a single time that this has actually worked out in favor for anyone?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"The revolution is now, comrade! what can you offer to the people?"

"I wrote a book about super Mario and posted a ton of tweets. Also I'm diabetic and a washed up YouTube D-rate star about movies."

"Please line up against this wall, sir."

 

[FatNero]

Ah yes, the patented "Chipman Bob and Weave"

(This pun would work better if Bob boxed, exercised or even did any physical activity whatsoever.)

Bob and wheeze.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

What is it with people on the extreme ends of the political spectrum wanting dictatorships? Whichever side you go to, the extreme ones want to create a utopia by censoring anything from the opposite side...Is there a single time that this has actually worked out in favor for anyone?

There's an old saying: "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

I still can't believe he skipped out on his grandmother's funeral to play SMB3. That is my favorite moment in Blob's life.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Love how he tries to look manly and in control by calling Notch "kiddo". Can't wait for Notch to take him down a, wait for it...

Spoiler

Notch

Ahhh you should've said "peg"

 

[VidMasterEon]

One thing

What is it with people on the extreme ends of the political spectrum wanting dictatorships? Whichever side you go to, the extreme ones want to create a utopia by censoring anything from the opposite side...Is there a single time that this has actually worked out in favor for anyone?

I just think a lot of these people are deeply mentally troubled and need to latch to some cause to compensate for their inferiority complex. Sadly some of these people are well meaning but just hopelessly misguided.

The worst part is that the people leading these causes are naturally deceptive using these people to catapult them to power with the cause as a backdrop and due to the volatility of the useful idiots, they can easily be repurposed by the other side to lead another takeover as can be seen in some communist revolutions.

Chances are that if blob was to get the utopia he envisions, he would be one of the first to be killed.

 

[AnOminous]

There's an old saying: "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

Most of these people have utter shit intentions that basically amount to murdering everyone who ever disagreed with them.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Most of these people have utter shit intentions that basically amount to murdering everyone who ever disagreed with them.

That'll show those bullies!

 

[TheImportantFart]

That isn't Notch.

Ahhh you should've said "peg"

Welp, I done doubly fucked up.

 

[Lorento]

There's a difference between a global, connected world which is connected by such things as trade agreements, memes and websites, its another thing to advocate (As Bob is doing here) for a One World Government and expect it to work.

Gotta love how he blames America for being a road block to this 'progressive' ideal, try and convince China and Russia to give sovereignty over to the UN and see how quickly you end up falling down a pit like in SMB3.

Oliver Cromwell worked out okay.

Cromwell also banned theaters and Christmas, not quite what we want in the future.

 

[Emperor Julian]

How does he not see what he's advocating for his a dictatorship?
Amd they never turn out well, no matter how progressive.

ahem

That said bob is one of the first up for the chop when the purges start, if anything being killed alongside cicero and trotsky is more honour than he deserves.

 

[Foltest]

On one hand, we have one of the most gifted leaders in history, one who has changed the world forever and had such a massaive impact on history, that we have one whole month named after him!
On the other hand, we have a bastment living neckbeard (with no neck), which skull is collapsing on its own, is so damn fat that a small planet could go around him, may or may not have feet, jerk off to Mario all day long and want to kill everyone who doesn't think like him.

 

[Sensory_overlord]

Oliver Cromwell worked out okay.

Cromwell talked about the Irish the way Bob talks about Republicans. He also tried to ban Christmas and cake in the name of "social progrss" he even had a spiffing set of armour to go white knighting in. He was basically movie Bob with feet.

 

[Emperor Julian]

You irish?

 

[Lensherr]

I'd really like to see Bob play the Tropico games or something similar just to see how his ideal government would work out.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

I'd really like to see Bob play the Tropico games or something similar just to see how his ideal government would work out.

"The Tropico games are much in the same vein as the Call of Duty series. This is because fighting is the only real option as when I try to create the perfect progressive utopia, they immediately reject this and begin to fight. This sort of bad game design is problematic."

 

[StarvingAutist]

Y'know, looking at Blobert, I kept thinking "there's something oddly familiar about him..."

A firm rule must be imposed upon our nation before it destroys itself. The United States needs some theology and geometry, some taste and decency. I suspect that we are teetering on the edge of the abyss

A firm rule must be imposed upon our nation before it destroys itself. The United States needs some diversity in video games, some taste and decency. I suspect that we are teetering on the edge of the abyss