Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Man, that first tweet. Normal, real-world/real-consequence free speech? That doesn't make any kind of sense. Speech isn't free if it's restricted, something Bobbo apparently can't get his potato head around.
 
Bob making some rambling anti-points about Twitter, the dreaded "White Libertarian tech bros" and those dang, dirty trolls:
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But... Bob there is no public square anymore to "literally go to" the town crier job died out when newspapers and literacy became prevalent. Which then lost out to television news. Which then lost out to online print. Which has now lost out to social media.... So you're wrong, even now. And you're really really angry about it for some reason.
 
Here's Bob on another fascist tear:
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"Blood-boiling horseshit." Bob's already a heart attack waiting to happen when he's calm.

Before this, he retweeted someone who straight up invoked Godwin's Law:

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Cognitive Dissonance, thy name is Bob Chipman.

P.S. Bob honors John Candy, an overweight diabetic who was actually funny, charming and relatable:
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The Blob said:
"..Soylent-guzzing trust-fund douche..."
Watch your steps; you don't want to be at odds with the "Godzilla of Feminism in Tech"

The Blob said:
I'm from Boston. If I want to get harassed by limp-dick racists who think they've got a right to my time or attention, I'LL GO TO FUCKIN BAR
No you don't: the dudes in bars don't care about mah vidya geams.
 
Bob should learn that empathizing with others is not a reward to them, but rather a tool for understanding their behavior. Understanding their perspective and how it motivates their actions can help you find amicable solutions to problems, rather than leaving you to fantasize about destroying your "enemies" or telling them they are acting contrary to their own interests (something you are unwise to claim without understanding what is actually valuable to them).

Bob should tell the world how he really feels about the 70% of black voters and 53% of Hispanic voters that were in favor of California Proposition 8 - Eliminates Right of Same-Sex Couples to Marry. I'd guess it doesn't involve dehumanizing them and fantasizing about destroying them and their way of life, but I've been wrong about a thing or two before.
 
Here's Bob on another fascist tear:View attachment 149272
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"Blood-boiling horseshit." Bob's already a heart attack waiting to happen when he's calm.

Before this, he retweeted someone who straight up invoked Godwin's Law:

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Cognitive Dissonance, thy name is Bob Chipman.

P.S. Bob honors John Candy, an overweight diabetic who was actually funny, charming and relatable:
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>MovieBob
>Accusing others of Nazism
:story::story::story::story::story::story:
 
Is "nazi" even an insult in Bob's dictionary?
 
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