Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

That's a lot of words for 'I'll shut up now.' How long do you think he'll keep his word?

 

[unclestryker]

More movibob meltdown incoming. First we have mr chipman telling the working class that he is better then them. Way to be elitist bob.

Yeah you fat fuck maybe if you cry with her enough maybe you will get laid and quit relying or prositutes. (jk like they ever talk to someone like you, you look like a potential stalker)

Chris faraone, I'll take shit that did not happen and speaking of gym shouldn't you go there as well mr chipman, let me guess your a health at every size guy.

If lost by five million and still won the electorate then I suspect would shenanigans.

 

[vertexwindi]

The "liberal elite" that lost the election badly is not the one out-of-touch with America? Aight if you say so Bobby.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"DAMN PLEBS! YOU ARE MY DOWNFALL!" *Wheezes and shoves another bucket of KFC into an open hole*

 

[unclestryker]

"DAMN PLEBS! YOU ARE MY DOWNFALL!" *Wheezes and shoves another bucket of KFC into an open hole*

You didn't know, Kentucky went for trump. KFC is dead to the blob.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Bobbo, you're literally why Hillary failed.

You and your ilk. Your shite make up wearing 50s fashion emulating harpies and other beta males like you. You made an assumption that a lot of DFL leaders made after 2012: the blue collar white dude demographic was no longer important. Your arrogance, your inability to empathize and outright hatred of this voting base cost Hillary this election.

You have no one to blame but yourself. You have forsaken the DFL roots. What good is a party that can't adhere to its values?

I really wonder if Bob is an actual dues paying member of the DFL?

 

[Zenyatta]

I feel that the new America needs new patriotic songs so may I suggest this one.

There is a chubby tyrant out in Massachussets Bay.
Who talks about the electorate in an unappealing way.
While sitting on ass cheeks playing Mario all day.

And Bob Chipman is his name

Movie-Movie Bob's an Autist.
Movie-Movie Bob's an Autist.
Movie-MovieBob's an Autist .

And he is really fat.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Crybabies: "THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED! IT'S SEXIST AND RACIST!"

*4 women of color get elected into office, Sheriff Joe Arpaio finally gets kicked to the curb*

Me: Sure, OK.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Crybabies: "THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED! IT'S SEXIST AND RACIST!"

*4 women of color get elected into office, Sheriff Joe Arpaio finally gets kicked to the curb*

Me: Sure, OK.

Bolded for emphasis.

I really like those women that were elected. And Arpaio being gone is fucking wonderful.

If you're going to call anyone a fascist, it should be that cunt.

 

[Lensherr]

This is from four years ago, but it helps make sense of MovieBob's politics:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2012/10/politics-clarified.html?m=1

 

[Assorted Nuts]

This is from four years ago, but it helps make sense of MovieBob's politics:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2012/10/politics-clarified.html?m=1

6.) Acknowledging #4 and #5 is NOT a license to ignore the plight of others. Accepting that we are not "all in this together" is not (and can never be) an excuse or justification for cruelty, malice or any other denial of humanity to others.



It just gets better and better.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

This is from four years ago, but it helps make sense of MovieBob's politics:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2012/10/politics-clarified.html?m=1

Once upon a time, Blob was a (somewhat) rational human being.

Then Saint Anita blessed him by letting his hover hand find purchase on her shoulder, and taught him how to sell out his principles and pander to snowflakes for profit. Praise be the patron saint of scammers!

 

[Fulda's Gap]

This is from four years ago, but it helps make sense of MovieBob's politics:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2012/10/politics-clarified.html?m=1

Holy fuck, just write Meine Mushroom Kampf.

1.) I do not have an "ideology."

Yes you do. Do not even pretend that you don't.

4.) We are NOT "all in this together."

Yes. We are. Fuck you.

11-I.) Roe vs. Wade is the most important Supreme Court decision still considered to be "up for discussion," and if it is reversed America is OVER as a nation of greatness.

Christ, Bob, shut the fuck up.

This entire list is written like shit.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Holy fuck, just write Meine Mushroom Kampf.

My struggles to stand up without running out of breath

 

[Gordon Cole]

This is from four years ago, but it helps make sense of MovieBob's politics:

https://web.archive.org/web/2016111...gspot.com/2012/10/politics-clarified.html?m=1

FIFY

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

This is from four years ago, but it helps make sense of MovieBob's politics:

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2012/10/politics-clarified.html?m=1

I've just read lard personified as a human being whine about his political bitching. I feel dirty.

But in all serious, who the hell asked him about his political views? Like seriously most of his fans are like i dunno, 14? 16?

 

[TonyTopps]

https://web.archive.org/web/2016111...ogspot.com/2016/11/heres-what-i-dont-get.html

Bob wrote a blog post about the election. It basically amounts to, "HUR DUR DUR, I can't understand why people voted for Trump. He will do all the bad because conservative."

Geeze, I don't like everything that Trump is saying he is going to push but this blog post i full of exaggerations, deliberate misinterpretations and straight up lies. I know this is nothing new with Bob but if you only read a little bit on Trump's proposed policies, you could debunk half of what Bob just dribbled out. It is also hard to follow and read because he obviously wrote it stream of conscience and has several grammar errors. I also don't get how breaking bread with Putin is so bad compared to breaking bread with the Saudis. The Red Scare is over but the left wants to bring it back.

 

[José Mourinho]

https://web.archive.org/web/2016111...ogspot.com/2016/11/heres-what-i-dont-get.html

Bob wrote a blog post about the election. It basically amounts to, "HUR DUR DUR, I can't understand why people voted for Trump. He will do all the bad because conservative."

It will also mean that Red State lawsuits aimed at taking power away from the EPA, "Affirmative Action" and other vital systems that effect both small and long-term systemic change. States that want to pass discriminatory laws against gay marriage, transgender bathroom access, etc will likely find themselves much less challenged to do so.

lol what is even Bob even sperging about, didn't Trump say that transgenders should use any bathroom they are comfortable with and he was calling for a civil rights act to protect gay rights?

As the dust settles and the corporate media looks for a way to A.) not admit their ow wrongdoing in treating Trump "fairly" by breathless coverage of Hillary's myriad non-scandals and equivocation about his very real ones

Didn't the media like to bash Trump continuously while trying to promote Hillary?

I would go on but the article is really fucking tl;dr and just "EXPLAIN THAT TO ME PLEASEEE" whinefest lol.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Didn't the media like to bash Trump continuously while trying to promote Hillary?

There are multiple articles from sources like the NYT and CBS News articulating the failure of news organizations this election cycle, lamenting the fact their eagerness to help Hillary and the DNC led to them excoriating any views from colleagues that went outside the narrative.

Blob isn't aware of this because he is an uninformed philistine.

 

[Lorento]

8 -I.) As you will be unsurprised to learn, I am generally disillusioned with democracy. I fully agree with Winston Churchill's famous quote about democracy being the worst system except for every other system... except that Churchill meant it as a clever turn of phrase and I mean it as a sobering reminder that we seem to have stopped trying to find something better. The basic tenet of democracy - citizens choosing their leaders - is sound, but in the modern world it has a fatal (and ironic) flaw: It's become much too easy for "the people" to actually effect lawmaking directly, while at the same time "the people" seem to be getting progressively less capable of making those decisions intelligently. The days when voting and political engagement in general required a greater investment of time, intellect and effort may having been taxing in their own way, but at least it helped keep those too dumb and/or unengaged to bother being involved from getting involved and mucking things up. Today, thanks to the internet and cable news, the uninformed are now JUST informed enough to show up and vote the way Sean Hannity tells them to. I'm NOT saying I wish to be "ruled" by some kind of dictator, I'm saying that right now I am living under laws made in part by polticians elected by pandering to (and doing the bidding of) the nation's thriving population of idiots - and that just doesn't seem right or reasonable to me: For example, I should not be denied access to life-saving medicines or life-improving technologies/activities because I'm outnumbered by a population of fools with some kind of "moral" superstition that considers them (or the research into them) "taboo." Speaking of population, see #9...

Democracy comes from the greek Demos: People. It literally means rule by the people. Bob is complaining that the Demos is becoming to heavily involved in a system that encourages them to get involved in the system.

It would be one thing if the US was suffering from French Revolution style populist massacres. But it isn't. Trump is no Robespierre and Republicans are not a revolutionary mob, as much as Fuhrer Bob would argue this point.

Effectively, this long wall of text boils down to "Republicans are all uninformed idiots and shouldn't be given the right to vote because the politicians are pandering to them." Seems like a true democrat to me!