Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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And why would someone in the Rust Belt care about his diabetes when they're unemployed and struggling to make ends meet? Possibly even struggling with their own chronic sickness.

You've got to offer others something in order to win. You can't say, "THINK ABOUT MEEEEEEEE!" because guess what, that's what they're already doing, only their me is themselves, not you.
 
And why would someone in the Rust Belt care about his diabetes when they're unemployed and struggling to make ends meet? Possibly even struggling with their own chronic sickness.

You've got to offer others something in order to win. You can't say, "THINK ABOUT MEEEEEEEE!" because guess what, that's what they're already doing, only their me is themselves, not you.

The best part is the people he thinks he's complaining about can't / don't use Twitter, so he's just insulting them in front of a group of other idiots who share the same views like a pussy. So mastrubatory.
 
It's weird how he can't even grasp the need to grasp why people voted for trump from a pure selfish outlook. If you want to win future elections you have to learn from defeats. viewing the people you need to persuade-the same people I might ad who voted for Obama, garbage is lining up for defeat in 4 years time.
 
There are multiple articles from sources like the NYT and CBS News articulating the failure of news organizations this election cycle, lamenting the fact their eagerness to help Hillary and the DNC led to them excoriating any views from colleagues that went outside the narrative.

Blob isn't aware of this because he is an uninformed philistine.
 
Bob's fails to realize that the Democrat's voter base IS Goatville, Dumbfuckistan. It IS those poor white trash workers. They're a fucking labor party, Bob.

How the fuck can you go from "I don't care what all those subhuman animals think" to "WHY WON'T SOMEBODY WORRY ABOUT MEEEEEE!!" without having the cognitive dissonance tear your brain in half?

Oh, I know.

:autism:

EDIT: Doubly so because Bob is an heterosexual, cis FUCKING WHITE MALE like the people he decries.
 
How the fuck can you go from "I don't care what all those subhuman animals think" to "WHY WON'T SOMEBODY WORRY ABOUT MEEEEEE!!" without having the cognitive dissonance tear your brain in half?

Oh, I know.

:autism:

EDIT: Doubly so because Bob is an heterosexual, cis FUCKING WHITE MALE like the people he decries.

Beneath all the bluff and bluster about his own superiority Bob knows how pathetic he is. He is a cishet white man, but he's also a cishet white man with rotting feet, high blood sugar, enough blubber to feed an entire village of Eskimos for years and his entire cultural outlook is refracted through a single fucking video game that, while venerable among hobbyists, is decades old and one part of a much larger franchise that has by and large moved on. He hates himself for his multitude of failures, and he projects that self hatred onto those like himself.

He is, in a way, a tragic and pathetic creature.
 
Where to even fucking begin?

Bob, you're pointing out that SOMEONE has a fucking anime avatar when you have this as yours:

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I've literally never seen anyone lack self awareness in such an incredible way. At this point, an anime avatar is more respectable.

I love this idea he has that, some how, blue states are "superior" because blue. Explain fucking El Paso and San Antonio Texas, then. Both accept and celebrate the numerous cultural heritages that call these places home.

And, all of a sudden, you give a fuck about net neutrality? You were the one that was supporting its dismantling for years, you hypocritical fat fuck. Just because Trump is being maligned as possibly doing it, you're against it?

Fatty, if Trump declared in his inaugural address that he seeks to protect and elevate LGBT Americans, would you suddenly decide faggots need to go?
 
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