Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"Look at me, I'm Bob Chipman. I'm the smartest guy on the planet even though I can't get a job, my voice will give you cancer and I can't stop the diabetes from rotting away at the butterball I call a body. You should listen to me though because only my ideas can lead us to the SUPERIOR FUTURE! All you plebs should bow before my awesome visage. Kill all the gooblegaters before they cause another 9/11 with their Call of Doody."

Some days I just can't deal with Bloob's garbage.
 
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I don't think Bob understands that when politicians go out of their way to appeal to a particular group it's to get their vote, sometimes they are sincere but other times it's perceived as transparent pandering.
 
Condescension to a huge chunk of Americans is why Trump won.
Unfortunately, Bob and co. don't realize that people who voted for Trump are real human beings with families and jobs and didn't vote for Trump for "racist and sexist" reasons.
The harder they push these people down, the harder they push back.
Christ, Trump isn't even president yet and if this keeps up he's already guaranteed to have a second term. These fucking idiots don't even realize the Trump "Monster" is something they've created.
 
Christ, Trump isn't even president yet and if this keeps up he's already guaranteed to have a second term. These fucking idiots don't even realize the Trump "Monster" is something they've created.
It is funny to see people who bought the idea that Trump was Hitler 2.0 break down and cry because they thought they'd be deported/sent to gay treatmemt camps/raped by emboldended Trump supporters/lynched by the newly reformed KKK.
 
Yes Blobert, how dare an individual state's citizenry exercise their Tenth Amendment right to mold the laws to suit their values.

And yes Bob, your precious elites who you so desperately try to suck up up to in a vain attempt to be accepted into their cabal (because what elites WOULDN'T want to allow a man who believes first-person shooters did 9/11, rants about ultimately insignificant bullshit on YouTube, and lives off hipster welfare to join their inner circle) are what caused the unrest that led to Trump's election, with them force-feeding the common man their Cultural Marxist agenda and forcing them to go along with it rather that attempting to persuade them that their ideals are/were what's best for this country like the elites who founded your country and losing sight of the issues that truly matter and affect the majority of America's citizenry. But introspection ain't good enough for you, is it?
 
What does any of this have to do with Trump? Supreme Court noms?

Ohio has its own SC elections, so if the people want the law changed or killed, they have the means. The same means they'd have if Hilldog won.
 
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What does any of this have to do with Trump? Supreme Court noms?

Ohio has its own SC elections, so if the people want the law changed or killed, they have the means. The same means they'd have if Hilldog won.
Because Hilary would have stepped in and taught the unwashed masses their place, leading to a glorious new superior future of America where the elite, clever people rule over the inferior middle class workers.

Or something more ego-boasting, I'm sure.
 
"GoobleGrape's still real to me!" -Blob Chipman.
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He's not mediocre, in the sense that his situation is worse than mediocre.
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Jesus Christ, Bob is the living incarnation of the Dunning-Kruger effect. How does the populace demanding the government intervene to keep jobs stateside make them weak-willed? They're acting in their own self-interest? Oh no!

I almost wish someone would make equally retarded film reviews and Mario spergfests to poach his entire audience and clue him in to the kind of attitude he is currently deriding as sheep-like
 
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"GoobleGrape's still real to me!" -Blob Chipman.
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He's not mediocre, in the sense that his situation is worse than mediocre.
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"Weak People of Weak Minds"

This coming from the butterchub whose only claims to fame are (in order of "importance" ):
1) Wrote a harsh review about an Adam Sandler movie
2) Being shitcanned from the Escapist and fucking Screwattack
3) Wrote a shitty book about Super Mario Bros. 3
4) Being unable to differentiate reality from video games
5) Literally living in the basement in a relative's house.
 
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The nice ordinary people are the people who the EXTRAordinary people have been shitting on for the last 8 years. People who live in fear of unemployment whilst the rich get richer. The ordinaries deserve a better future that doesn't involve gender/race/religion politics.

Condescension to a huge chunk of Americans is why Trump won.
Unfortunately, Bob and co. don't realize that people who voted for Trump are real human beings with families and jobs and didn't vote for Trump for "racist and sexist" reasons.
The harder they push these people down, the harder they push back.

Bob has mentioned that he worked in a video rental store once. Honestly I fucking doubt that he actually has considering his condescending nature. That or his ego has drowned the memories of his actually working hard to earn a living.

"GoobleGrape's still real to me!" -Blob Chipman.
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This seriously enrages me. "Weak people with weak minds"? Everyday America begged authoritarianism? I am at awe how low Bob can go. When you think he's reached rock bottom he finds new ways to go even deeper.
 
Forgive me for being an ignorant resident of the flyover wasteland, but if Bob is such a superior intellect, why doesn't he run for office or found a company or something? Instead, he sits on his ass, sperging on Twitter, and lives on handouts from other people, all the while issuing his opinions in the form of decrees.

I'd say he reminds me of the Emperor of San Francisco, but the Emperor was a genuinely beloved man who seems to have been pretty much adopted by the people of the city. Bob is more like the Pretender to the Throne of Boston.
 
Really? Mr 'Democracy needs to be replaced' wants to call others out for being authoritarian?
Bob thinks authoritarism is bad if Bowser Trump is in charge. Princess Peach may not be something he likes (for cucking him lol) but is still the purity that can be rightfully authoritarian.

You just know Blobville is so 'Democrat' they have donkeys as the national animal.

Forgive me for being an ignorant resident of the flyover wasteland, but if Bob is such a superior intellect, why doesn't he run for office or found a company or something? Instead, he sits on his ass, sperging on Twitter, and lives on handouts from other people, all the while issuing his opinions in the form of decrees.

I'd say he reminds me of the Emperor of San Francisco, but the Emperor was a genuinely beloved man who seems to have been pretty much adopted by the people of the city. Bob is more like the Pretender to the Throne of Boston.
He lacks a natural vagina. And unlike Wu has no signs of wanting one.
 
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