Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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In response to my podcast above, a follower on Facebook sent me this DM:

Hey! Sorry to bother you but I just caught your MovieBob rant, and it reminded me of one of the run-ins I've had with him (run-ins, plural, because for some reason he doesn't have the balls to block me): during the election, I called him out on stumping so hard for Clinton when he spent the better part of a decade calling her the devil in his videos, and his response was that voting for Clinton...would somehow lead to America growing wheat on the Moon! Anywho, just thought you might get a kick out of that. Best wishes!
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voting for Clinton will lead to America growing wheat on the moon.
 
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LordKaT said:
In response to my podcast above, a follower on Facebook sent me this DM:

voting for Clinton will lead to America growing wheat on the moon.
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I am sorry to say this, but that is not really something I am surprised about.
I have looked in Herrn JewChippers tweets and realized he has a high obsession in general about NASA and traveling to space.
No idea why, but he genuinely believes that the democrats will ressurect the space travel programm or something and he wants to travel into space and see mankind pierce the heavens and some shit.

First, I doubt hat even if we would manage to travel into space in our life time, he could make it up there based on his health. I mean, there is still training to be done when you want to travel into space, right?

Second, why would the democrats have any desire to travel to Mars?

Third: If Bob wants to travel to the moon, does that mean I can make jokes involving him and the Movie "Iron Sky"? The one about nazis on the moon.
 
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UglyOldJafar said:
I am sorry to say this, but that is not really something I am surprised about.
I have looked in Herrn JewChippers tweets and realized he has a high obsession in general about NASA and traveling to space.
No idea why, but he genuinely believes that the democrats will ressurect the space travel programm or something and he wants to travel into space and see mankind pierce the heavens and some shit.

First, I doubt hat even if we would manage to travel into space in our life time, he could make it up there based on his health. I mean, there is still training to be done when you want to travel into space, right?

Second, why would the democrats have any desire to travel to Mars?

Third: If Bob wants to travel to the moon, does that mean I can make jokes involving him and the Movie "Iron Sky"? The one about nazis on the moon.
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Some small part of Bob's diabetes riddled brain knows he's a terrible person and wants to put him out of our misery by shooting him into space. It's not a good plan, but God Bless it for trying.

A true American hero. :jace:
 
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UglyOldJafar said:
I am sorry to say this, but that is not really something I am surprised about.
I have looked in Herrn JewChippers tweets and realized he has a high obsession in general about NASA and traveling to space.
No idea why, but he genuinely believes that the democrats will ressurect the space travel programm or something and he wants to travel into space and see mankind pierce the heavens and some shit.

First, I doubt hat even if we would manage to travel into space in our life time, he could make it up there based on his health. I mean, there is still training to be done when you want to travel into space, right?

Second, why would the democrats have any desire to travel to Mars?

Third: If Bob wants to travel to the moon, does that mean I can make jokes involving him and the Movie "Iron Sky"? The one about nazis on the moon.
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I honestly expected him to pull a Chris and talk about sending things and people he doesn't like (Republicans, GoobleGrapers, every FPS game) to the moon.
 
LordKaT said:
In response to my podcast above, a follower on Facebook sent me this DM:



voting for Clinton will lead to America growing wheat on the moon.
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UglyOldJafar said:
I am sorry to say this, but that is not really something I am surprised about.
I have looked in Herrn JewChippers tweets and realized he has a high obsession in general about NASA and traveling to space.
No idea why, but he genuinely believes that the democrats will ressurect the space travel programm or something and he wants to travel into space and see mankind pierce the heavens and some shit.

First, I doubt hat even if we would manage to travel into space in our life time, he could make it up there based on his health. I mean, there is still training to be done when you want to travel into space, right?

Second, why would the democrats have any desire to travel to Mars?

Third: If Bob wants to travel to the moon, does that mean I can make jokes involving him and the Movie "Iron Sky"? The one about nazis on the moon.
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Bob's dream:

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UglyOldJafar said:
I am sorry to say this, but that is not really something I am surprised about.
I have looked in Herrn JewChippers tweets and realized he has a high obsession in general about NASA and traveling to space.
No idea why, but he genuinely believes that the democrats will ressurect the space travel programm or something and he wants to travel into space and see mankind pierce the heavens and some shit.

First, I doubt hat even if we would manage to travel into space in our life time, he could make it up there based on his health. I mean, there is still training to be done when you want to travel into space, right?

Second, why would the democrats have any desire to travel to Mars?

Third: If Bob wants to travel to the moon, does that mean I can make jokes involving him and the Movie "Iron Sky"? The one about nazis on the moon.
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It would be a really expensive way to irradiate Bob Chipman, and it would be far more efficient to send robots for any trip, but I could be compelled to pay higher taxes for a while, in order to send him (and only him) to Mars. I just hope Bob realizes that Mars is in every way less habitable than Antarctica, so if he's already not cool being a farmer there, then he's in for a surprise when touches down.
 
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"A nation of Believers (as opposed to Thinkers)"

Does anyone know if he was ever touting the "Listen and Believe" mantra like his fellow SJWs?
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
"America is turning into Idiocracy!" - Bob Chipman, a man who thinks EA/Activision caused 9/11:
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I really want someone to just tweet that right at him when he makes one of these delusional :autism: filled rants.

And link that podcast in the Tweet for good measure so people other than us speds can be informed and laugh at him.
 
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