Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Baldur's Gait said:
It's funny because Twitter is probably the worst platform possible for Bob to articulate his already inarticulate opinions. Every one of his spiels comes off as disjointed and nonsensical thanks to Twitter's character limits not to mention how most of them have to be read down to up due to how it posts tweets, and his idiotic ramblings are already hard to follow without Twitter's setup.

It would seem so much simpler for Bob to post his stupidity on his blog than having to deal with Twitter's restrictions. But this is Bob and common sense is too common for him I suppose.
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I think it's Bob trying to be "savvy" and "getting his message" out to as many people as possible.

What he doesn't understand is whether it's Twitter, Tumblr, Blogspot or 8Chan, no one wants to hear his diabetic ramblings.
 
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Oh, Bob's back to his meritless technocracy with identity quotas again. When that devolves into tyranny, I bet it won't be burnt by the fires of revolution and its leaders sodomized to death.
 
Bob, the self-proclaimed "irritant", called someone out for being an "irritant" :story::
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Shokew said:
Sending his fat ass to th gulags would only be the equivalent of a parent grounding their kid for misbehaving. The real resolve of Blob acting like his shit don't stink in such a venture would be suggestively much more painful, if not fatal, especially if it means saving money to feed, bathe, and clothe his ass that could be used elsewhere...
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>Bob
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Bob, the self-proclaimed "irritant", called someone out for being an "irritant" :story::
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How could Bob basically admit that his worldview is based on bullshit and act smug at the same time? I'm half convinced that Bob lives in some parallel pocket dimension. How else could anybody let this drivel spill out of their mouth without realizing how ridiculous it is?
 
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Dongus said:
How could Bob basically admit that his worldview is based on bullshit and act smug at the same time? I'm half convinced that Bob lives in some parallel pocket dimension. How else could anybody let this drivel spill out of their mouth without realizing how ridiculous it is?
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Ichimaru Gin said:
This is what I love about political imbeciles like Bob. He wants an easily abused political system but doesn't for a second start thinking that it can be abused TO HIS DETRIMENT and that of the people that think like him.
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Pre-election, he was rubbing his hands with glee at the thought of Hillary "punishing" news media outlets that ran stories that were less than complimentary. Also very excited to find out which "handpicked Clinton loyalist" (his literal fucking words!) would now head up the FBI.

But now that the appointees are in the hands of the opposition? Rank cronyism.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Bob versus his (former?) friend and doesn't deny anything in the process. Also, love the last tweet where he tries to be "street":View attachment 162672
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He never said your dad was dead bob, just not in the picture.

This is one of those things where him denying it is just making me believe it more and more. Like a classic method of trying to discredit someone who's telling unflattering truths about you that you don't want out in public is to pick one specific thing they said and got wrong and correct them in the most absolute manner possible. Usually they hope that being able to prove at least one thing they said wrong and doing it in such a confident manner will be enough to convince the audience that the other person isn't worth listening to, but since being condescending and unwarranted self confidence are just natural parts of Bobs regular personality it just makes it seem more and more like the guy is spot on and he's just salty that his delusions are coming out in the open.
 
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Solzhenitsyn said:
Yet again Bob and his ilk can't wrap their minds around the concept that bad people in films do bad shit to other people, and it isn't the film's job to stop and say "this is bad kids, mmkay?"
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Weirdly enough, I remember Bob defending The Wolf of Wall Street saying the characters weren't supposed to be good people.

Looking back, it's strange he liked it so much since everyone in the movie basically acts like the people he impotently rages against now.
 
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