Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Has anyone ACTUALLY bitched about Tracer being a rug muncher? This just seems like some strawman they've constructed.

No, the forums are rife with /r9k/ faggots bitching about how Tumblr stole their waifu. Honestly the whole thing sparked a ln amazing shit storm from internet-addicted dweebs who take the sexuality of a fictional British time ghost way too seriously.
 
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Bitch, do you even pornography?
 
I would imagine the men who waifu her, of which there are quite a lot.

No, the forums are rife with /r9k/ faggots bitching about how Tumblr stole their waifu. Honestly the whole thing sparked a ln amazing shit storm from internet-addicted dweebs who take the sexuality of a fictional British time ghost way too seriously.

I always love watching people like that bitch and moan when something like this happens. It's like they forget that the NSFW art that exists for every game and anime character has them taking dicks at every angle and every orifice regardless of their "canon" sexuality; gender being irrelevant.
 
Apparently the only thing to stop movie slob from bitching about Trump is to dangle lesbians in front of him, in the same way you would dangle keys in front of a baby.

I don't know why "thirty-something liberal dork with a lesbian fetish" is such a common archetype but apparently it is.
 
If you honestly think Trump is going to take away SNAP for a majority of people you're fucking crazy. It's good business to keep SNAP around - for every dollar spent on SNAP it generates $1.62 in economic growth.

Trump might be strong with rhetoric, but he's not a fucking lunatic.
 
Trump might be strong with rhetoric, but he's not a fucking lunatic.
Especially when a pillar of his election was a trillion dollars of public spending. He cares about the machine that actually makes america work. He really should just shut out the opposition the way Obama did, with the same words. "I won the election." The difference is that republicans are competent acting in opposition because their voters really only expect payouts that already exist as normal government operations. The democrats promise something different and have a tough time presenting a unified front for extended periods of time aside from their leadership in unbeatable districts.

It also makes it much less damaging to do a deal with the devil if the president actually works with the republicans. Perfect case study is Obama vs. Clinton. Obama gave the opposition the finger until he was desperate and it was already too late, Clinton managed almost all of his legacy after losing control of Congress. He maybe sleazy and have questionable motives, but he was pretty fantastic at getting things done after the wakeup call that was Newt Gingrich, who is the other side of the same coin.
 
I am finding so much joy in him going on and on about people on the countryside being "trash". Meanwhile, Bobby over here, is someone who live in a basement, most likely never touch a women in his entire life, is so fat that his skull is collapsing on itself and have no feets.
 
At the rate he's going, Inauguration Day salt will be on par with Election Day salt.
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People didn't "choose" to make The Emoji Movie happen, dude. And that Trump commentary isn't ham-fisted either:
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As for "The timeless beauty of hand-drawn animation." Well...
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Something tells me Bob 's got a raging hateboner that's lasted for more than four hours.

Don't ask me why, but I got a hunch.
 
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I know one of the rules is to not get angry over Lolcows, but it's getting hard for me to do with Blob being needlessly cruel like this.
Well it's not like he's going to have any effect over our lives, given how much of a joke he's considered by the world at large.

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I guess stupidity really is genetic.
 
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