Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob, jesus man it's been three fucking months.

Let it go. Trump is president, the democrats fucked up. Deal with it.

He's never going to let it go. He'll be ranting and raving about Trump, "subhuman" middle Americans, Republicans, and the "superior future" until the day he falls over and dies from a massive coronary; I am not even joking or a-logging right now.
 
Oh yes, WikiLeaks, the Trump supporting Alt-Right Far-right Nationali-
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Oh wait no they're still the same free-speech activists they've always been.

"For hitting Obamas imperfections." By which he means showing that the war that he not only continued but escalated had 15k more deaths than were reported, and revealing that of the current death toll 80% were civilians. A pattern of covering up civilian deaths that he continued as he enacted a policy of knowingly targeting civilians for the crime of being in the blast radius of someone he wanted dead with his drone strategy. The same Drone Strategy which set the legal precedent for extrajudicial assassinations of US Citizens.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politic...-drones-are-presumed-to-be-terrorists/257749/

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/feb/05/obama-kill-list-doj-memo

But he brought us closer to a world where Bob can upload his consciousness to the internet and play Mario foreve, so it balances out.
 
"For hitting Obamas imperfections." By which he means showing that the war that he not only continued but escalated had 15k more deaths than were reported, and revealing that of the current death toll 80% were civilians. A pattern of covering up civilian deaths that he continued as he enacted a policy of knowingly targeting civilians for the crime of being in the blast radius of someone he wanted dead with his drone strategy. The same Drone Strategy which set the legal precedent for extrajudicial assassinations of US Citizens.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politic...-drones-are-presumed-to-be-terrorists/257749/

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/feb/05/obama-kill-list-doj-memo

But he brought us closer to a world where Bob can upload his consciousness to the internet and play Mario foreve, so it balances out.


What really fucks me up about this situation is that one of these days Trump might actually do something objectionable, and nobody will believe it or care because these retards have been screeching at him like he's the anti-christ since day one, at which point everything else just blends into the white noise.
 
Let me lead off with a famous quote:

L. Whitney Clayton said:
Humility is the essence of repentance. Humility is selfless, not selfish. It doesn't demand its own way or speak with moral superiority. Instead, humility answers softly and listens kindly for understanding, not vindication. Humility recognizes that no one can change someone else, but with faith, effort, and the help of God, we can undergo our own mighty change of heart.

So with this, I want to make something perfectly clear about Chippy here.

His whole routine for him is about appeasing his own massive ego and flogging his e-peen as hard as he can. He's been schooled - thousands of times - by ten times that number of users on every platform he uses that he's fucking wrong about something. He'll go to insane lengths to defend social justice, even if he has to make himself a hypocrite to do so (see also: His response any time he got called out on Hillary supporting game censorship and Jack Thompson).

Even if you manage to nail him, dead on, with an example of him showing doublethink, Bob remains completely intractable and believes himself incapable of wrongdoing, even if he gets nailed on it by an unfeeling entity like a corporation (as was the case during that-which-must-never-be-named).

Bob is completely incapable of humility, and has a rare level of Hubris even amongst lolcows we cover. He is so insufferably arrogant that inevitably he will alienate everyone who originally supported him as nobody in his eyes is as perfect as he is. Such is the tireless solipsism of Bob Chipman.
 
What really fucks me up about this situation is that one of these days Trump might actually do something objectionable, and nobody will believe it or care because these exceptional individuals have been screeching at him like he's the anti-christ since day one, at which point everything else just blends into the white noise.

Which was also an Obama strategy. Remember the Tea Party? He trolled them about his birth certificate for years for this exact reason.
 
In which Bob is one step away from advocating the extermination of the Midwest.

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Wheat Farms on the Moon. Never Forget.

Alright fucknugget - it's go time.

I presently live out here in the Dakotas. Out here the large majority of used land is croplands, ranch lands, and yes, the fracking fields up in the Bakken. And something to realize- this isn't a bunch of good ol' boys just squatting in the dirt with their thumbs up their asses. These are generations of people who have cultivated the land and many of them are running multi-million dollar operations. They are personally responsible for maintaining their land, their equipment, their employees, and the markets.

Omigod, the markets. Just look at this shit. This is what these people not part of your "superior future" look at on a daily basis. They live and die on this information. They are fucking stockbrokers in boots and denim. They are fucking CEOs driving in John Deeres instead of some Eurotrash import.

So, while these folks are making the food which you hork down your piehole, what exactly are you doing for this superior future? Oh, talking about movies and wishing everyone else could be as fat and loathsome as you.

Good job sport. I'd tell you to go get stuffed, but I'm pretty sure that would be breaking the laws of physics.
 
Seems to be a running trend that people like Bob shit on the people that allow Bob to shit on them. I never really understood the mindset behind attacking the people that keep me fed, but if it means moon wheat I guess we're good to go.
 
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Even if you manage to nail him, dead on, with an example of him showing doublethink, Bob remains completely intractable and believes himself incapable of wrongdoing, even if he gets nailed on it by an unfeeling entity like a corporation (as was the case during that-which-must-never-be-named).
What's worse is that if anyone points out a legit argument against him, he brushes it off instead of defend his position. He'll never display critical thinking and try to argue back, oh no, you just don't understand and are therefore unworthy.

Which is what pisses me off the most about Bob. He'll so arrogantly post his manifestos and call them truth but if anyone questions it or even points out the gaping holes in his logic, he doesn't have the balls to argue back.
 
Is anyone worried that the increasingly unhinged and militant tone of SJW's might precede something quite brutal?Looking at what folks like Bob and his type are writting these days its quite close to advocating violence,Now i don't really worry that Bob or his direct ilk might do something but some impresionable kid who doesn't know better might.
It was fun in the past to laugh at what these people write and advocate but now its starting to be kind of dark.The real problem with them is the lack of any introspection.They at most wonder why they failed 'How could Trump win?' but they almost never ask the question are our beliefs bad to begin with?
Their introspection when it happens is of the how could we lose variety not of the are we wrong all along variety.And that's the thing they always assume they are right all along and mistakes are in execution not the idea itself.Ironically they are just as extreme in their ideas as ISIS types.The only difference is that so far their actions have been limited to calling people names and writting mean tweets.A small minority have actually engaged in something more violent.But the longer things last the higher the probability of things getting out of hand.
 
If Bob really thinks that in some 'future' physical strenght will become meaningless he might be slightly delusional.No matter how much robots take over i have a feeling folks who are say with the strength of Captain America say in some future where genetic engineering or some tech make that possible will still be looked upon as better than regular folks of similar intelect.
So sorry,Bob but there will never be a date when a morbidly obese man will be viewed as some paragon of virtue when compared to a 6'3'' Adonis who presumably has benefited from the latest tech to enhance his stamina assuming both are of similar intelect.Credit where its due Stephen Hawking is an example of someone with low stamina but still prized for his intelect.But assuming similar intelect the good looking strong dude will still win.
 
If Bob really thinks that in some 'future' physical strenght will become meaningless he might be slightly delusional.No matter how much robots take over i have a feeling folks who are say with the strength of Captain America say in some future where genetic engineering or some tech make that possible will still be looked upon as better than regular folks of similar intelect.
So sorry,Bob but there will never be a date when a morbidly obese man will be viewed as some paragon of virtue when compared to a 6'3'' Adonis who presumably has benefited from the latest tech to enhance his stamina assuming both are of similar intelect.Credit where its due Stephen Hawking is an example of someone with low stamina but still prized for his intelect.But assuming similar intelect the good looking strong dude will still win.

Lol Bob is just gonna get mulched by the AgriBot Collective and used as fertilizer for the lunar wheat plantations.
 
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If Bob really thinks that in some 'future' physical strenght will become meaningless he might be slightly delusional.No matter how much robots take over i have a feeling folks who are say with the strength of Captain America say in some future where genetic engineering or some tech make that possible will still be looked upon as better than regular folks of similar intelect.
So sorry,Bob but there will never be a date when a morbidly obese man will be viewed as some paragon of virtue when compared to a 6'3'' Adonis who presumably has benefited from the latest tech to enhance his stamina assuming both are of similar intelect.Credit where its due Stephen Hawking is an example of someone with low stamina but still prized for his intelect.But assuming similar intelect the good looking strong dude will still win.
Bro.
 
Alright fucknugget - it's go time.

I presently live out here in the Dakotas. Out here the large majority of used land is croplands, ranch lands, and yes, the fracking fields up in the Bakken. And something to realize- this isn't a bunch of good ol' boys just squatting in the dirt with their thumbs up their asses. These are generations of people who have cultivated the land and many of them are running multi-million dollar operations. They are personally responsible for maintaining their land, their equipment, their employees, and the markets.

Omigod, the markets. Just look at this shit. This is what these people not part of your "superior future" look at on a daily basis. They live and die on this information. They are fucking stockbrokers in boots and denim. They are fucking CEOs driving in John Deeres instead of some Eurotrash import.

So, while these folks are making the food which you hork down your piehole, what exactly are you doing for this superior future? Oh, talking about movies and wishing everyone else could be as fat and loathsome as you.

Good job sport. I'd tell you to go get stuffed, but I'm pretty sure that would be breaking the laws of physics.

Huh, this has actually been kind of eyeopening. I knew this stuff was big (agriculture being the building block of civilization and all) but I didn't think it was this big. I have a new respect for the people growing my food.

Nahh, the Farmertrons are going to vote in Space Trump, who will build the Star Wars Laser Grid and make the fat stupid earthlings like Bob pay for it.

After a few rounds of Stellaris, yeah, this is pretty much how the future will work out.
 
I almost feel kind of sad for Bob.He's obviously a person who takes his ideology very seriously to the point of a pathology.He clearly has deep insecurities about himself and wants to be viewed as the next stage in human evolution or something.
But then you remember that just because someone is pathetic doesn't mean their ideas are not dangerous.In fact that's the worrying thing.The most extreme elements on the left have gone completely nuts.I mean whatever link to reality they had is pretty much gone now.And they're feeding the most extreme elements on the right all the while normal folks are gradually forced to choose sides.
It's not funny anymore to make fun of such people because the joke hides a very dark disturbing and ominous subtext.There is no point in reasoning since their views are so entrenched they might as well be religious dogma.Pointing out flaws in reasoning or basic mistakes changes nothing.Ignoring them doesn't make them go away in fact they double down.
 
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