Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[tehpope]

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Bob had used to be in a good disposition. He had a middle-class home, a pet Rabbit, several episodes of a popular Youtube show, and I swear he had a girlfriend at one point.

 

[HY 140]

I swear he had a girlfriend at one point.

How lonely and desperate do you gotta be to date King Hippo in real life?

 

[TonyTopps]

Bob had used to be in a good disposition. He had a middle-class home, a pet Rabbit, several episodes of a popular Youtube show, and I swear he had a girlfriend at one point.

When he got fired from the Escapist he said he had a "special someone" who got him through it. He lived in the basement of a middle-class home and I believe the Rabbit was his brother's which died somewhat recently.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I believe the Rabbit was his brother's which died somewhat recently.

I was wondering what happened to that rabbit because it was actually really goddamn cute - the best thing about Bob's videos. I was worried he got peckish one day and ate it, but the fact is rabbit's don't live that long.

 

[vertexwindi]

How lonely and desperate do you gotta be to date King Hippo in real life?

Looks aren't everything. He could have a great perso- oh, right.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Didnt Bob decline a formal challenge to debatr from Sargon (who isn't exactly Peter Hitchins himself)?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Didnt Bob decline a formal challenge to debatr from Sargon (who isn't exactly Peter Hitchins himself)?

He did. Even called him a third-rate Amazing Atheist clone or something to that effect.

Really, Bob shouldn't be talking given how often he backs out of debating someone.

 

[thismanlies]

Didnt Bob decline a formal challenge to debatr from Sargon (who isn't exactly Peter Hitchins himself)?

Was this during Gamergate or was this more recent? Because I'd love to hear him defend his position on calling people subhumans.

 

[Lorento]

why did Bob rt that indian fellow who bitch about his country using British method? Do Bob even know that India exist?

Because he's an idiot and doesn't realise that India is heavily nationalistic, several Hindu groups in that country continue to attack churches and other minorities within the subcontinent.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You know, at least Trump does things besides spend all of his day bitching on 140 character Tumblr, Bob.

 

[Lorento]

You know, at least Trump does things besides spend all of his day bitching on 140 character Tumblr, Bob.

Not true! Bob goes out twice a day for Burger King, Mario 3 and chill.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'm pretty interested in reading Bob's book on Super Mario 3.

Is the cover a caricature of him doing the Raccoon Mario takeoff from the iconic box art?

 

[Count groudon]

I'm pretty interested in reading Bob's book on Super Mario 3.

Is the cover a caricature of him doing the Raccoon Mario takeoff from the iconic box art?

It's kind of like the Mein Kampf of manchildren in that it's a great way of seeing just how fucking insane the author is, but it's generally a pretty shitty read in almost every way.

And sadly no it's just a little section of a landscape from Mario with the title in SMB3 font iirc.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

It's kind of like the Mein Kampf of manchildren in that it's a great way of seeing just how fucking insane the author is, but it's generally a pretty shitty read in almost every way.

And sadly no it's just a little section of a landscape from Mario with the title in SMB3 font iirc.

Which made me sad as not only is it a no-effort cover, but the sight of Bob in a shitty Tanooki Mario cosplay would have been the highlight of the book.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Which made me sad as not only is it a no-effort cover, but the sight of Bob in a shitty Tanooki Mario cosplay would have been the highlight of the book.

Given his attempts at a Mario Halloween costume and Captain N cosplay, not to mention his godawful fashion sense, I wonder what his theoretical Tanooki suit would've looked like. I'm guessing it would have been made out of one of his footie pajamas (LBH, It's entirely possible he owns footie pajamas.), cheap glue and a torn apart Daniel Boone cap.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Was this during Gamergate or was this more recent? Because I'd love to hear him defend his position on calling people subhumans.

A while ago , as GG began to wind down as I recall

Bob made some passive aggresive bullshit remarks I can no longer find.

 

[HY 140]

I wonder what his theoretical Tanooki suit would've looked like.

oh god don't put that mental image in my mind

 

[Positron]

You know, at least Trump does things besides spend all of his day bitching on 140 character Tumblr, Bob.

And President Trump makes his thoughts absolutely clear within the 140-character limit; he does not harbor the illusion that Twitter is where you publish your Galt-length tirade.

 

[AnOminous]

A while ago , as GG began to wind down as I recall

Bob made some passive aggresive bullshit remarks I can no longer find.

He's so fucking fat that his head and body together look like a fucking decaying ziggurat.