Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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...I seriously just have so many questions about this that I can't put to words:
Seriously, just so many questions.JPG
 
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Baldur's Gait said:
Just wanted to point out to everyone that this is Hope Chapman, who's gone trans a while back. We have a thread on her/him/whatever the fuck.
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Any relation? Oh wait, Champ, not Chip. Carry on.

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Wait Get Out is an actual horror movie? I thought it was supposed to be a satirical comedy flick or something. Jesus Christ this is depressing.
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It IS satirical. But of course Bob would think it was made seriously.
 
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The Oscars, amirite? On one hand, I really dug Moonlight. On the other hand, we didn't get as much salt as we would've had La La Land won. Hmm. Regardless, here's Matey Potatey's salty play by play towards:

Casey Affleck:
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Emma Stone:
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La La Land in general:
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And jumping the gun (I'm guilty of this too):
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Take it away, Brad Jones:
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People can do both bad things and great things. I could probably shatter Bob's entire world just by talking about some of the shit Miyamoto's pulled. Everybody here on this forum has done a bit of both in their lives too. Why do people like Bob not...fuck it, I answered my own question. These people haven't lived, so they can't understand that you can do bad, and do good, sometimes both at once.
 
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People can do both bad things and great things. I could probably shatter Bob's entire world just by talking about some of the shit Miyamoto's pulled. Everybody here on this forum has done a bit of both in their lives too. Why do people like Bob not...fuck it, I answered my own question. These people haven't lived, so they can't understand that you can do bad, and do good, sometimes both at once.
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Irrelevant. All Bob would take from that is 'Miyamoto knows better, and when he doesn't, it's someone else at fault'. He defends Other M because Westerners are racist according to him. Guy's just a fat bastard.
 
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Well, Blob's viewing Logan like he views The Dark Knight, in terms of half-heartedly calling it great while advising that no films follow it's lead so that Marvel's rank as King Shit of Hollywood isn't threatened because Bob can't handle darker themes in comic book movies.

He also calls out die-hard TDK fans I'm convinced exist only in his head and calls it "maybe the third most entertaining Batman movie" behind Mask of the Phantasm and Returns. In case you needed more evidence Bob has shit taste in movies.

Anyways, here's the video and should you choose watch it, follow @Clay Claymore's advice and watch it at 1/2 speed. He goes from "Fast-talking idiot trying to sound smart" to "Drunk idiot trying to sound smart" and it makes me :story::


Spoilers, of course.
 
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