Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pickle Inspector]

He doesnt have time for philosophy but wants a society ruled by intellectual elite? He doesnt have time for ideology but openly espouses ideological stances such as technocracy, machievaliasm and pans-nationalism. He find ideological commitmants and the angst that it causes amusing but has spent the last couple of months seething with rage because his chosen candiate lost. He's anti military complex but he's implicitly defending a fairly obvious power play by military intelligence.

I had about a paragraph about this but I think it speaks for itself so I deleted it.

If Bob got his way I imagine all he'd end up with is a very expensive, inefficent and inaccountable bureaucracy much like the EU where they spend months arguing about subjects like what kind of lightbulb is best for society and never get anything done while spending millions in the process that could be going to schools and hospitals.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

He looks like a dildo.

At least dildos give pleasure to vaginas, something Bob will never be able to do.

 

[NQ 952]

So Bob has a new look that can only be described as "Walter White's fat, gay brother":
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Thoughts?

Oh my god it's a fat adam savage.

 

[The Nothingness]

Oh my god it's a fat adam savage.

The "reject your reality" meme suits him

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

If Bob got his way I imagine all he'd end up with is a very expensive, inefficent and inaccountable bureaucracy much like the EU where they spend months arguing about subjects like what kind of lightbulb is best for society and never get anything done while spending millions in the process that could be going to schools and hospitals.

Nah, if Blob really got the future he says he wants the genetic supermen will terminate him then enslave all the actually useful people.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I feel like we should start a betting pool for when Bob goes jailhouse gay. Looking like that and sounding like his exceptional self, he's certainly never going to get a woman again ... If he ever did.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I feel like we should start a betting pool for when Bob goes jailhouse gay. Looking like that and sounding like his exceptional self, he's certainly never going to get a woman again ... If he ever did.

I mean he does legitimately think Mario could do better than Princess Peach.

If Bob ever does go down that road he'd probably just continue fantasizing about Mario, though it'd be a lot more disturbing.

 

[DoctorGonzo]

looks like a fat skinhead,

looks like a fat fuck

 

[Gordon Cole]

Nah man, thats Al from Als Toy Barn

No, Dobson's a better Al McWhiggin than Bob will ever be.

looks like a fat fuck

When hasn't he looked like a fat fuck?

 

[Mola Ram]

 

[The Nothingness]

To be fair, Uncle Fester is more friendly and approachable than MovieBob.

 

[muina]

 

[A Random]

Ugh, his lack of sense knows no bounds.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Anybody have info on OhNoSheTwitnt? She sounds ripe for a thread with tweets like these.

 

[Lensherr]

This is from a while back:

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This is from a while back:

lol at that stupid gay sheriff costume

 

[Tarprome]

Wow this sense of gud and 3vilz will mean a lot on the battlefield.

 

[DoctorGonzo]

Trump fired that guy faster than Blob post something retarded on twitter.

 

[ASU]

>muh Illuminati
The leader of South Korea just got impeached for participation in a so-called "Shamanic cult", the US is ruled by a "shadow government", and the UK government is apparently full of pedophiles, so I guess Bob got his wish.

 

[Count groudon]

So Bob has a new look that can only be described as "Walter White's fat, gay brother":
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Thoughts?

Yeah, he looks like the kind of guy that worships Mario and thinks Soap Mactavish did 9/11.