Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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This could get to be a habit with me.
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A Random said:
Who even is Soap McTavish?
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Very prominent character from the Modern Warfare games. Bob has a personal grudge against him because he had a dream where Miyamoto told him that Soap and all the other FPS protagonists were the ones who caused 9/11, and that he was a champion who will fight for Nintendo to bring world peace.
 
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Baldur's Gait said:
If Tony really wants a citation all he needs to do is look at literally 95% of Bob's tweets over the past few months. Of course Tony's a really stupid person himself so he most likely didn't pick up on that.
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Even if you link him tweets made by Bob or videos that point them out, he would probably find an excuse.

 
Count groudon said:
I didn't realize that "years" has been changed to mean just fucking yesterday.
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He's misleading (as always), implying the only thing he's being called out on is the "no bad tactics" quote. Never mind writing off roughly half the country as "subhuman" and "worthless people." Never mind licking his fat lips and groping his blubber-sheathed dick at the idea of eeeeeevil Repukelicans dying without Obamacare. His more recent statements are down the memory hole with the silence he kept over Devin Faraci's wandering hands.
 
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Adamska said:
He's basically Bob's version of a JERK who is taking all of the credit that Mario truly and honestly deserves in his mind. Or the great Satan. It's either/or when it comes to Beetus Bob really.
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To be honest Mario is kind of a jerk, seeing as Luigi helps him out in most of his 'adventures' yet he takes all the credit and always gets the kiss from Princess Peach.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
"The Left needs Machiavellians"

I'm astounded. These people are all fucked in the head. Also, what does the gibberish that the Impeach Trump bot spewed out even mean?
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Most of modern left-wing "activism" was influenced by Saul Alinsky, who more or less borrowed much of his ideology from Machiavelli.
 
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AnOminous said:
What's wrong with Machiavelli? He was the first political philosopher who explained how politics actually work to a mass audience.
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He advocated a totalitarian style of politics which ironically played a large influence on both Hitler and on the radical left.

His political style would only be applicable in totalitarian regimes such as Fidel Castro's Cuba, the Soviet Union, etc, where the leader has absolute authority and is willing to do anything to keep his power, it was a fascist or totalitarian method of politics.
 
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StraightShooter said:
He advocated a totalitarian style of politics which ironically played a large influence on both Hitler and on the radical left.

His political style would only be applicable in totalitarian regimes such as Fidel Castro's Cuba, the Soviet Union, etc, where the leader has absolute authority and is willing to do anything to keep his power, it was a fascist or totalitarian method of politics.
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Okay, before we go any further, have you read anything more than The Prince?
 
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