Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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For my money, I still can't get over how Bob - someone who not only professes to be a gamer, but is an old enough fag to have endured the idiocy of the Jack Thompson era - so completely and totally embraces the side he claims to support doing the same fucking thing. He doesn't even try to have any logical consistency; you always get the feeling that Bob lives in this Raskolnikov-esque bubble where he's innocent of all wrongdoing and never has to acknowledge that he's a piece of fucking shit.
Attacking Jack Thompson was a safe thing to do and can get some easy views. Bob thought SJWism was the way of the future and even had his video over Sarkeesian shared by her. I think it is part of the reason he flipped out over anti-SJW stuff. He put all his chips on what he though was a solid bet but now SJWism is practically dead and the Overton Window is shifting away from the views he spergs about.
 
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Bob does know that Iowa on average is less violent than most of the US including Boston right?Or does he assume conservatives in Iowa automatically know who he is?Maybe he assumes he's a sort of boogeyman among rural whites?His face is plastered on walls or something in the Texas Panhandle 'wanted dead or alive?'.Could Bob be that delusional?To be honest with him you never know.Because if there's one thing farmers in the Midwest do all day is read the rants on twitter from a bostonian.
 
Bob is the type of person to think Deliverance is a documentary. Even if it was, hillbillies have enough standards and self-respect to not stoop to violating him sexually.

(Note, I'm well aware that Deliverance doesn't take place in Iowa, but every red state is the same to Bob.)
 
Bob is a really sheltered man. He probably thinks anywhere that is a red state is a hell hole that is exactly like the Texas chainsaw massacre.

Bob is the type of person to think Deliverance is a documentary. Even if it was, hillbillies have enough standards and self-respect to not stoop to violating him sexually.

(Note, I'm well aware that Deliverance doesn't take place in Iowa, but every red state is the same to Bob.)
He is the kind of guy who believes what is depicted in Hollywood movies is true especially ones that are in rural parts of the country and the villains are the local populace.
 
Bob does know that Iowa on average is less violent than most of the US including Boston right?Or does he assume conservatives in Iowa automatically know who he is?Maybe he assumes he's a sort of boogeyman among rural whites?His face is plastered on walls or something in the Texas Panhandle 'wanted dead or alive?'.Could Bob be that delusional?To be honest with him you never know.Because if there's one thing farmers in the Midwest do all day is read the rants on twitter from a bostonian.
Bob barely leaves his room 90% of the time. Bob has spent most of his 30 something years on this planet sitting in his own personal bubble where he's never really had his beliefs challenged or mingled with anyone that shares different philosophies than his, which has allowed him to develope his "im right and anyone that thinks otherwise is subhuman garbage" mindset. Aside from what he sees on tv and online Bob knows next to nothing about the real world. The thought process behind tweet can be summed up as "Boston city I live in Boston I'm good Boston good. Iowa not a city Iowa rural people in Iowa voted trump Iowa bad!"
 
Bob does know that Iowa on average is less violent than most of the US including Boston right?Or does he assume conservatives in Iowa automatically know who he is?Maybe he assumes he's a sort of boogeyman among rural whites?His face is plastered on walls or something in the Texas Panhandle 'wanted dead or alive?'.Could Bob be that delusional?To be honest with him you never know.Because if there's one thing farmers in the Midwest do all day is read the rants on twitter from a bostonian.

Either this fat oaf is lying, or he really is so delusional that he thinks anything outside his tiny little urban bubble is literally The Hills Have Eyes in reality.

I'm going with lying.
 
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