Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Sometimes, the jokes write themselves with Matey Potatey:

 

[thismanlies]

Sometimes, the jokes write themselves with Matey Potatey:
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Given Bob's hubris, chances are he's heard some bad news from the doctor.

 

[Lensherr]

 

[The Nothingness]

In what way? That she wasn't made out of clay by her mother and the Greek gods gave her life or that she is the daughter of Zeus because those are two origin stories that have been given to the character.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob's precious Massachusetts once had a conservative Mormon Governor. He never brings that up when bashing the country bumpkins.

 

[HY 140]

Bob's precious Massachusetts once had a conservative Mormon Governor. He never brings that up when bashing the country bumpkins.

Its like he wants to seem superior than he actually is

 

[Lackadaisy]

>unironically retweets Katherine "Fake Brit, Fake Tits" Cross

 

[Gordon Cole]

>unironically retweets Katherine "Fake Brit, Fake Tits" Cross

Looked up Katherine Cross. Did he always look like a low-rent Steve Buscemi?

Thats a man.

EDIT: Duly noted.

 

[Absolutego]

Looked up Katherine Cross. Did she always look like a low-rent Steve Buscemi?
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I always got Anton Chigurh vibes, myself:

Spoiler

 

[A Random]

In what way? That she wasn't made out of clay by her mother and the Greek gods gave her life or that she is the daughter of Zeus because those are two origin stories that have been given to the character.

Maybe it's the one where her mom had sex with Hercules and she's his daughter too.

 

[DoctorGonzo]

Looked up Katherine Cross. Did she always look like a low-rent Steve Buscemi?
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Thats a man.

 

[Lensherr]

Looked up Katherine Cross. Did she always look like a low-rent Steve Buscemi?
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[Emperor Julian]

So bob wants to build a pan national world but cannot even get over his own provincialism? sound about right.

 

[muina]

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Missed opportunity for a "nuts and dolts" joke </3

 

[Lorento]

Yeah, we need to have someone sit in on parliamentary meetings, and if they turn away from the superior future, we need this one enlightened person to cough and motion to his guards to restore the True and Honest path.

Bob thinks he's Augustus, but he's more like Lepidus, as they are both irrelevant and neither could leave the house. Lepidus due to his house arrest and Bob due to his lack of feet.

 

[muina]

 

[Gordon Cole]

Ah yes, it wouldn't be Bob floundering in an argument without him invoking Godwin's Law. Truly, he's smarter than the rest of us. Also, better people than Bob have tried the benevolent dictatorship route, but had things such as "popular support" and "concrete, well-thought out ideas". In other words, Ataturk, he is not.

 

[Mola Ram]

I just love that a day or two ago someone here suggested Bob sees the rednecks from Deliverance as an accurate portrayal of rural Americans, and here we are with him unironically confirming it.

 

[Darndirty]

Who decides who these "smart" people who can step in and shut down a democratically elected senate? And what kind of "smart" people, Stephen hawking and Neil degrasse tyson smart, or law smart, the point is, what bob wants is some thing that could easily backfire and something that is beyond the will of the people ie closer to facsim then democracy