Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

So Bob has telepathic powers and is reading the minds of every single person who voted for Trump?

Nah, obviously Trump's entire message was about how he needs to consume the flesh of gay African orphans to increase his powers while Hillary was talking about how much she loves everyone and wants robots harvesting that sweet moon wheat.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Nah, obviously Trump's entire message was about how he needs to consume the flesh of gay African orphans to increase his powers while Hillary was talking about how much she loves everyone and wants robots harvesting that sweet moon wheat.

I'm pretty convinced Bob's passion for moon wheat comes from his hatred of Iowa. He wants wheat growing to be moved as far away from him as possible.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Mola Ram]

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If he doesn't understand why that's an insult, he's less self-aware than your average algae bloom.

 

[thismanlies]

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I get that a lot of people who have jobs don't make enough money to afford a place of their own. But at least they do something productive for society.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

If he doesn't understand why that's an insult, he's less self-aware than your average algae bloom.

Hey! At least algae contributes to the ecosystem!

 

[CervixHammer]

There's such an unnerving dissonance between the bright primary colors and childlike Mario artwork of his favorite milieu and his snide screeds about the superior future and the backwards lumpenproletariat. It's like seeing Mr. Rogers in jackboots.

 

[vertexwindi]

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Don't forget the six million Toads

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Don't forget the six million Toads

...goyim-ba.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[GrayWater]

What the future holds for MovieBob:

Spoiler

 

[sbm1990]

This guy just seems like a typical neckbearded critic to me.

 

[Positron]

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Still salty as ever. I thought Boss Baby would have cheered him up?

 

[Gordon Cole]

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"The moral of the story: Stupid deserves what stupid gets."
A moral truer than Bob could've imagined.

 

[tehpope]

In summation:

 

[Lackadaisy]

Don't forget the six million Toads

That's a filthy Toad lie.

 

[Mola Ram]

I would give any amount of money to see Bob forced to justify calling the people who suffered through the last 8-24 years of misgovernment (depending on how much you blame each party/president/congress) who voted for Trump out of sheer frustration "garbage people" to their faces.

Stop hiding behind your screen and your little phone, you quivering heap of jellied failure.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

meh Ole Bobby is pretty standard for a Faux Intellectual.

Chances are he couldn't actually outline his position other then by "feelz" and appeals to authority.

Just like the other 90% of current Democrats.

And they still fuckin' wonder how they managed to lose to Donald Trump of all people.

Asshats...enjoy the GoP majority you help bring about for the next 8 years. Watch Trump burn down your precious feelz while we laugh and point...funny it'll be just like High School all over again for Bobby-boy.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Dr. Dik]

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Really? That's why you claim ghostbusters and other social justice products fail? I don't understand why people are surprised when pandering to minorities fails, I guess they don't know minority means low in numbers.