Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I'm trying to imagine how nasty you'd have to be to brag about taking joy in seeing bad things happen to people who disagree with you politically.

For a man clearly so fond of carbohydrates, Bob is incredibly bitter.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I've recently read Blob's Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Now I understand how he fell into being a lolcow.

I listened to him, why didn't he listen to himself?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I've recently read Blob's Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Now I understand how he fell into being a lolcow.

I listened to him, why didn't he listen to himself?

Anyone who has a picture of himself wearing a trenchcoat with a Mario t shirt is someone you should've never listened to in the first place.

 

[Lensherr]

 

[Gordon Cole]

By the by, it takes him 1/4th of the way into the video to start talking about Luke Cage. The rest is him rambling about comic books.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I don't see what Luke Cage's history of being screwed over until Bendis, who was a massive fanboy of the guy, has to do with the lack of success of these replacement characters fans don't like. It's more similar to fans in the 50s going "Who the fuck is this? Where's Jay?" when Barry Allen became the new Flash and even then Barry's stories didn't revolve around him bitching that fans were calling him a fake. No, Luke isn't really a legacy character to the villain called Power Man from the 60s Avengers books by using the same generic alias. Your "favorite" comics are shit and I doubt you even buy them.

Spoiler: No really, all the new legacy characters bitch about 4chan making fun of them

I will never understand why X-23 of all people would be concerned about what NEETs are saying about her.

Actually it just hit me that it's more like the Reign of the Supermen if they were all whiny teenage girls from upper middle class families living in a major city.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

IT'S HAPPENING HE FINALLY SNAPPED


http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/double-homicide-chipman-alberta-1.4052967

Spoiler

joke shamelessly stolen from https://twitter.com/BroTeamPill/status/848963271092785152

 

[proteus4994]

His only "idiocy" was he tends to be a gaffe machine really.

And they're not even gaffes so much as Biden just saying whatever's on his mind and not giving a fuck.

Like, if you look at it, the majority of his gaffes were things like saying "this is a big fucking deal" about healthcare. He's not making gaffes like saying "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

 

[RockVolnutt]

Does Bob realize he's agreeing with the fanboys he dislikes on sincere stories about original characters written by people who love them work better than cynical cashgrabs on whatever the biggest fads are? Luke found his place after a (dirty white male) fan picked him up to make him into something better. That's different than "Dude, what if we kill Namor by having him stick his finger in the electrical socket and some plucky teen black lesbian gets fish powers and becomes Namor, Queen of Atlantis? LMAO"

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I've recently read Blob's Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Now I understand how he fell into being a lolcow.

I listened to him, why didn't he listen to himself?

Okay, I'll take the bait. I've seen you suck Bob's dick before regarding his past. Genuinely curious, what about his old self do you think is different? I tried watching a few of his videos on the Escapist years ago, I think around the time Marvel movies started being a big thing. Minus the Trump freakouts, he was still a massive fuck up. The reason I never watched more than a few vids was because he kept bitching about shit that happened in high school. The "best" thing I can say about Bob in the past was he wasn't as open about his dumbass views, but it was always an underlying theme.

Bob is someone who has never grown up. It's not like this is new behavior for him, he's always been this way. The only thing that changes is the specific people he lashes out at, but even in his Trump rants, he aims it more at these "dumb midwestern types that don't measure to an intellectual like him" AKA those mean dumb jocks that mocked him for being a nerd in high school. He wants so badly to be like those stereotypical nerd characters in 80's show that challenge the bullies at school with their superior intellect.

 

[FatNero]

He does this in one sentence: "Luke Cage has been headlining events, teams and series for 20 years." AND "It took 40 fucking years for this to happen."

So he's both a mainstay proof of Bob's opinion but also proof everyone is a racist?

 

[Secret Asshole]

Biden, milquetoast? What, in that he actually has a personality besides an uncharasmatic lizardwoman who wanted to happily ass-fuck the poor, whose husband sucked the cocks of the bankers to make student loan debt nearly impossible to discharge through bankruptcy and fucked up the Middle-East so bad that she basically ruined two areas of the world?

God damn, this is the stupidest motherfucker. He reminds me of that kid in college who everyone knows has no fucking clue what is going on, yet is incredibly insistent that he is 100% right despite all evidence to the contrary. Clinton KNEW that Trump was the only candidate she could win against. The DNC told the fucking media to focus on Trump. Clinton wanted Trump as the candidate. Blame fucking Clinton for that one too. She couldn't beat the only candidate she thought she could beat.

Also, allegedly Biden is one of the nicest guys in the Senate if I've heard right. If they ran Biden, he might have had a shot. He'd be different enough and it didn't feel like another Obama. Plus the guy feels genuine when she speaks. Not to mention Clinton basically felt like she was 'owed' the presidency so the DNC didn't really allow anyone serious to run. It would look bad if it were just Clinton and no one else, so they pulled a few names out of a hat. Bernie was the joke run but he ended up nearly beating Clinton. That should have been a sign at how badly the DNC fucked up.

I felt genuinely bad for him when his son died.

His son asked him to run for president before he died. I think his son's death just took everything out of him, sadly. He also spoke privately to a member of the military or his son's unit or something.

 

[AnOminous]

He was able to on a shoestring budget take down a very popular Senator when he was only 30 years old and has staffed a shitton of chairs due to being in the field for so long, making him an old hand when it comes to policy making. Hell, it made sense for Obeme to pick him, since he was like a more congenial LBJ and he would know how to work with legislation. His only "idiocy" was he tends to be a gaffe machine really.

The fake news is so unused to actual honesty that they actually think someone saying something they actually believe is a "gaffe."

 

[cypocryphy]

Does Bob not want blue collar people to have jobs or something?

 

[Mola Ram]

Does Bob not want blue collar people to have jobs or something?

No, no, he just wants them all to die off or, at least, be somehow totally disenfranchised from national politics. Completely different.

 

[Jaimas]

Biden, milquetoast? What, in that he actually has a personality besides an uncharasmatic lizardwoman who wanted to happily ass-fuck the poor, whose husband sucked the cocks of the bankers to make student loan debt nearly impossible to discharge through bankruptcy and fucked up the Middle-East so bad that she basically ruined two areas of the world?

God damn, this is the stupidest motherfucker. He reminds me of that kid in college who everyone knows has no fucking clue what is going on, yet is incredibly insistent that he is 100% right despite all evidence to the contrary. Clinton KNEW that Trump was the only candidate she could win against. The DNC told the fucking media to focus on Trump. Clinton wanted Trump as the candidate. Blame fucking Clinton for that one too. She couldn't beat the only candidate she thought she could beat.

Also, allegedly Biden is one of the nicest guys in the Senate if I've heard right. If they ran Biden, he might have had a shot. He'd be different enough and it didn't feel like another Obama. Plus the guy feels genuine when she speaks. Not to mention Clinton basically felt like she was 'owed' the presidency so the DNC didn't really allow anyone serious to run. It would look bad if it were just Clinton and no one else, so they pulled a few names out of a hat. Bernie was the joke run but he ended up nearly beating Clinton. That should have been a sign at how badly the DNC fucked up.



His son asked him to run for president before he died. I think his son's death just took everything out of him, sadly. He also spoke privately to a member of the military or his son's unit or something.

Biden was, IIRC, also the lowest-paid person in the Senate, and prided himself on being on-level with his constituents. I remember a lot of my friends who were on the fence for Obama and specifically supported him because of Biden being chosen as veep.

 

[proteus4994]

Biden was, IIRC, also the lowest-paid person in the Senate, and prided himself on being on-level with his constituents. I remember a lot of my friends who were on the fence for Obama and specifically supported him because of Biden being chosen as veep.

Another thing people don't know about Biden is that he was frequently put in charge of meeting foreign leaders in the Obama presidency. Not because of anything about Obama, but because the foreign leaders LOVED Biden and would actually request him. They would just sit and bullshit like they were old friends and didn't have to do all of the diplomatic bullshit that's usually involved in talking to foreign powers, because Biden has no patience for that. It was basically a breath of fresh air for them.

I'm not sure how I'd feel about President Biden, but I fuckin' love me some Vice-President Biden.

 

[Mola Ram]

Biden was, IIRC, also the lowest-paid person in the Senate, and prided himself on being on-level with his constituents. I remember a lot of my friends who were on the fence for Obama and specifically supported him because of Biden being chosen as veep.

fftopic: Not a fan of Biden (surprise, surprise), however I felt enormous sympathy for him when he displayed the single most human moment in that entire rotten campaign:

 

[thismanlies]

I don't see what Luke Cage's history of being screwed over until Bendis, who was a massive fanboy of the guy, has to do with the lack of success of these replacement characters fans don't like. It's more similar to fans in the 50s going "Who the fuck is this? Where's Jay?" when Barry Allen became the new Flash and even then Barry's stories didn't revolve around him bitching that fans were calling him a fake. No, Luke isn't really a legacy character to the villain called Power Man from the 60s Avengers books by using the same generic alias. Your "favorite" comics are shit and I doubt you even buy them.

Spoiler: No really, all the new legacy characters bitch about 4chan making fun of them

I will never understand why X-23 of all people would be concerned about what NEETs are saying about her.

Actually it just hit me that it's more like the Reign of the Supermen if they were all whiny teenage girls from upper middle class families living in a major city.

And this is what Bob was defending? Superheroes bitching about how those evil mysoginerds aren't buying Marvel's comics?

 

[Adamska]

His son asked him to run for president before he died. I think his son's death just took everything out of him, sadly. He also spoke privately to a member of the military or his son's unit or something.

Keep in mind he already dealt with losing his first wife and daughter in a car wreck not even a few weeks after his upset victory back in '70 as well. He also was clipped in '88 mainly because he was accused of copying a Labour speech (he didn't he just failed to cite it in his speech), and the stress of running caused a blood vessel to burst and nearly killed him. The man has had some serious shit happen to him. A good guy and I wish I could've called him president instead of Clinton and so on.

The fake news is so unused to actual honesty that they actually think someone saying something they actually believe is a "gaffe."

It's also hilarious considering Bobby here sees him as kind of a patch job and a lesser choice for his autismal ideal future for some stupid reason. I guess being the lowest paid senator for a good while, connecting with the people he represented (hell, I got to see him and met with his son) and actually taking the train to work like a plebe offended this fat NEET elitist. How dare someone actually care for the working man, regardless of the job.

He also seems to be unaware that if SJWs actually bought comics and stuff they say they'd support, the stuff that panders to them might not have a habit of failing financially.