Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Oh Long Johnson said:
Given Bob's extensive familial ties to Great Britain, he likely believes Irish potatoes are not part of the Superior Future©.
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Being an American with British heritage doesn't make you qualified to talk about British politics solely because of that. Bit of a powerlevel, I have Swedish heritage, but I don't pretend like I'm an authority on current events there just going off of that.
Positron said:
"Gater trash"? He still believes in Gamergate?
He is like the Japanese soldier hiding in the Philippines thinking WWII is still going on in 1970, except he is 10 times fatter.
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...Sumo Bob? (Rates self :horrifying:)
 
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Positron said:
"Gater trash"? He still believes in Gamergate?
He is like the Japanese soldier hiding in the Philippines thinking WWII is still going on in 1970, except he is 10 times fatter.
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Is there money to be made from that anymore? I thought by now the Patreon dollars would at least be receding.
 
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Is there money to be made from that anymore? I thought by now the Patreon dollars would at least be receding.
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Even in the heyday of Gamergate, no man with an intact penis ever benefited financially from the shitshow.

And what "deleted, already explained old tweet" is Bobby talking about anyway? "No bad tactics, only bad targets"?
 
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Remember, Bob thinks videogames peaked in 1990, and that it will never improve (while conveniently bragging about how the future will be good because fuck you I have no reason). That he's so out of touch and stupid as to think goobergeat is still a thing is not too shocking.
 
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Chimpman has another chimpout over being proved wrong:

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The call-out in question

And in case you're bored to the tears and John Bulla doesn't cut it:

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Positron said:
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And here we have it. Ryan's Objectivism is outdated, but so is 1950s Worker's Socialism. Right here, Bob outs himself as nothing more than a shill for the Status Quo and his bizarre combination of Rand and Identity Politics. I do like how he claims that Supremacy of one particular race is a WESTERN INVENTION. Yeah, before White People there was no such thing as people wiping each other out for all sorts of petty reasons.

@Emperor Julian As a rather clever fellow, what do you think about this spiel?
 
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What strikes me most about this dribble is his belief that the Left holds a self-defeating fantasy "if you eliminate classism, other forms of discrimination will go away". This is a rather strange observation. Classism is the elephant in the room among American liberals; even Bobby hardly talks about it. The wishful thinking of American liberals is the exact opposite, namely, we have to on focus their pet issues like racism, "patriarchy", homophobia and trannyphobia, because when these got squashed, then every person will be truly equal, and classism would automatically and magically go poof.
 
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