Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Begemot]

He only hates families formed by Inferior Past Trumplings; he can't wait to lick the toilet bowl of the Clinton Family.

Good thing most SJWs don't breed or if they do it's below sustainable levels.

 

[Ruin]

This is some Brave New World shit:

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Says the less-than-mediocre man who will never have spouse and kids to "prop" him up.

Bob would be a epsilon minus if he were a character in Brave New World.

 

[Lensherr]

This is some Brave New World shit:

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Says the less-than-mediocre man who will never have spouse and kids to "prop" him up.

This was posted in here before, but Bob did a video where he railed against committed relationships and extolled the virtues of sleeping around:

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This is some Brave New World shit:

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Says the less-than-mediocre man who will never have spouse and kids to "prop" him up.

Blob should be careful here. Large traditional families are a staple of Latino communities and he's implicitly calling them backwards and mediocre. Big social justice no-no.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Do you think Bob would have even a tiny bit of self-reflection if a MCU movie came out about the Sentry? A story of a man named Bob who has mental health issues, is easily manipulated, and a deluded world view where he believes himself to be a Superman-esque figure and the greatest man to ever exist. Our Bob doesn't have schizophrenia or the ability to make his delusions real but close enough.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

This was posted in here before, but Bob did a video where he railed against committed relationships and extolled the virtues of sleeping around:

What a pathetic shell of a man. He wants to pontificate about how terrible marriage and married people are when I doubt he's ever had a relationship in the long or short term.

 

[Keystone]

This is some Brave New World shit:

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Says the less-than-mediocre man who will never have spouse and kids to "prop" him up.

This was posted in here before, but Bob did a video where he railed against committed relationships and extolled the virtues of sleeping around:

What a pathetic shell of a man. He wants to pontificate about how terrible marriage and married people are when I doubt he's ever had a relationship in the long or short term.

Thank fuck this prick and his "superior" genetics aren't ever getting passed down.

 

[SuperSheep]

This is some Brave New World shit:

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Says the less-than-mediocre man who will never have spouse and kids to "prop" him up.

Until you can tube-grow children and educate them via subliminal messaging in their incubators, I sincerely doubt we are going to see the abolishing of the family unit at societal level.

Edit: I can't help but think if Bob's "Superior Future" gets implemented, it's going to end up looking like the John Callhoun's Mouse Utopia experiment.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Something drastic needs to happen to Blob.

He lives in rural Massachusetts, right? Here's a good scenario.

He falls into a lake poisoned by a lot of nuclear waste. He manages to get out of the water but he is glowing. He shoots lasers from his eyes. He can fly. He decides he can finally make a change for that superior future he wants. He decides to become a super hero.

He names himself "Captain Impressive."

I want all this just so I can say "Bob is my hero!" again.

 

[Keystone]

Edit: I can't help but think if Bob's "Superior Future" gets implemented, it's going to end up looking like the John Callhoun's Mouse Utopia experiment.

Actually I'm quite sure if it ever got implemented it'd look something like this:

Spoiler: You'll never guess who had this "ideal" future in mind first

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[SteelPlatedHeart]

This was posted in here before, but Bob did a video where he railed against committed relationships and extolled the virtues of sleeping around:

So he wants all women to be boyfriend-free?

 

[Keystone]

So he wants all women to be boyfriend-free?

He doesn't want those bible thumping, Trump voting, stuffing-him-in-the-locker Chad Thundercock sports jocks having all the women.

Remember, he never left highschool mentally.

 

[RockVolnutt]

He doesn't want those bible thumping, Trump voting, stuffing-him-in-the-locker Chad Thundercock sports jocks having all the women.

Remember, he never left highschool mentally.

I get the feeling Bob's the type who was getting shoved in the locker by the D&D club as well.

 

[Adamska]

Blob should be careful here. Large traditional families are a staple of Latino communities and he's implicitly calling them backwards and mediocre. Big social justice no-no.

He only sees them as useful as the last time they voted dem anyway; Bob does not and never will care about anything except what makes him feel better. This is also conveniently why he has horrible crippling diabetes, will die alone and unloved, and personality disorders.

 

[SuperSheep]

I get the feeling Bob's the type who was getting shoved in the locker by the D&D club as well.

He probably got shoved in the locker by the kindergartners.

 

[Mola Ram]

He probably got shoved in the locker by the kindergartners.

And the janitorial staff.

 

[Gordon Cole]

And the janitorial staff.

And his brother.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

And his brother.

And the Principal

 

[Gordon Cole]

And the Principal

And the preschoolers.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

And the preschoolers.

Especially the preschool girls.