Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Bob really isn't good at math, because he doesn't seem to have the relatively tiny amount of intelligence needed to understand that if you insult the majority of the electorate, you amazingly lose elections.

BUT GODDESS HILLARY WON THE POPULAR VOTE EEEEEEE EEEEEE

furious devouring of a Filet-O-Fish ("the healthy option")

 

[Ruin]

What is this sorcery? Surely, one of America's greatest egos will decide to resign in disgrace rather than face a Congress loaded to the tits with members of his own party. To do otherwise would be totally not Superior.

One of the funniest tweets I've ever read was some sjw saying he was trying to appeal to Trump's sense of humility to get him to step down.

~ Trump
~Humility

Lolno.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Bob really isn't good at math, because he doesn't seem to have the relatively tiny amount of intelligence needed to understand that if you insult the majority of the electorate, you amazingly lose elections.

You forget Bob views elections as an obstacle, not a goal. If he had is way he'd do away with the democratic process entirely and give total power to some vaguely-defined council of Super Geniuses.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You forget Bob views elections as an obstacle, not a goal. If he had is way he'd do away with the democratic process entirely and give total power to some vaguely-defined council of Super Geniuses.

Also that Bob also has a tendency to drive off people with a combination of his poor health and batshit opinions.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

You forget Bob views elections as an obstacle, not a goal. If he had is way he'd do away with the democratic process entirely and give total power to some vaguely-defined council of Super Geniuses.

Is he a big fan of Plato's Republic? I don't keep track of all the components of his bizarre ideology.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Is he a big fan of Plato's Republic? I don't keep track of all the components of his bizarre ideology.

I can't remember any point where he referenced it but I do have a good feeling Bobby would be a fan of the whole Philosopher King system.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Is he a big fan of Plato's Republic? I don't keep track of all the components of his bizarre ideology.

It involves his two favourate things-pontificating and dinner.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Apparently, Moviebob managed to make his way to a nearby beach. He better be careful, less people think he's a beached whale and they throw him back into the ocean.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Drinking teenager booze on what looks like Revere Beach.

Also, even his shadow doesn't show his feet.

 

[thismanlies]

Apparently, Moviebob managed to make his way to a nearby beach. He better be careful, less people think he's a beached whale and they throw him back into the ocean.

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Should someone tell Bob that there aren't any drivethrus on the ocean or no?

 

[cypocryphy]

Should someone tell Bob that there aren't any drivethrus on the ocean or no?

He'll be ok.

 

[DumbDosh]

Trying to look cool by drinking Mike's on a beach is one of the lamest acts a person can do.

Drinking teenager booze on what looks like Revere Beach.

Also, even his shadow doesn't show his feet.

Do you think the store clerk looked at him suspiciously thinking he was on his way to a To Catch A Predator house?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Trying to look cool by drinking Mike's on a beach is one of the lamest acts a person can do.

Well it's not like Bob can get any lamer than he already is, especially without his feet.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Also that Bob also has a tendency to drive off people with a combination of his poor health and batshit opinions.

That's basically the tragedy of Bob. In some other universe where Bob largely stuck to reviewing movies, and didn't touch vidya/politics or at the very least kept his opinions to himself, we'd have nothing to work with and make fun of beyond "Has a grating voice, beetus and exceptional opinions towards movies." Because of a mixture of USI and Dunning-Kruger running through his brain, he's not only exasperating, but fascinatingly exasperating, as the fact that this thread is 437 pages long as of this writing with no signs of stopping.

Apparently, Moviebob managed to make his way to a nearby beach. He better be careful, less people think he's a beached whale and they throw him back into the ocean.

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Am I writing an article for work while drinking a Mike's Hard on a public beach on a Tuesday? I am.

Out of touch elitism and all that.

Shut the fuck up Bob, nobody would be calling you that if you didn't bring it on yourself repeatedly and frequently.

Also, a Mike's Hard Lemonade, huh?

Should someone tell Bob that there aren't any drivethrus on the ocean or no?

He'll improvise:

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Apparently, Moviebob managed to make his way to a nearby beach. He better be careful, less people think he's a beached whale and they throw him back into the ocean.

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Mike's Hard Lemonade is not a stereotypical elitist drink.

The stereotypical drinkers for Mike's Hard Lemonade are either a teenager who can't handle drinking non-sweetened alcohol or disreputable adults who end up on NBC and not on a show you want to end up on:

 

[Positron]

He choose a "lemonade" that doesn't even have vitamin C in it.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Drinking teenager booze on what looks like Revere Beach.

Also, even his shadow doesn't show his feet.

That's a sign that he's either a shitty cinematographer, or there's something he's hiding from us.

I'm going to play it safe and say both.

 

[Walter Temple]

Mike's Hard Lemonade

Remember back when Bob was mocking Trumps (admittedly) tacky decor? Saying stuff like, "you can have money, but you can't buy classy?"

 

[Positron]

You can almost tell he is touching himself as he posts this.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

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You can almost tell he is touching himself as he posts this.

Bob usually exasperates me, but these posts straight up piss me off since I have family who are conservatives (I myself lean more to the center but I have conservative beliefs). I'm not gonna just cut them off or dismiss them as stupid because, guess what, they're my family and they'll always be my family regardless if I agree with them or not.

I've said it before, but if you can't maintain your relationship with your family and friends because they don't share the same political thoughts as you, it says way more about your intellectual maturity than it does their's.