Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

So how what will Bob tweet about the suicide of Zack Snyder's daughter?

He's vaguely sociopathic, which by Bob standards is akin to being a caring person, largely so he can shit on Snyder/Whedon six months from now guilt-free:

...After shitting on him by proxy earlier in the day:

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I'm just waiting for his screeds about the attack that just happened in Manchester.

Bob's response to terrorism is always kind of lackluster. I know we all expect him to A-Log the victims and some Kiwis are probably placing their bets on how he'll blame the attack on post-Brexit xenophobia. But he'll probably just do what he did with Orlando or the like six dozen terror attacks on France from the past two years. He'll tell us not to be premature in pointing fingers, and when we find out it was caused by who we all damn well know caused it he'll tell us not to stereotype or feed our nationalist fears.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bob's response to terrorism is always kind of lackluster. I know we all expect him to A-Log the victims and some Kiwis are probably placing their bets on how he'll blame the attack on post-Brexit xenophobia. But he'll probably just do what he did with Orlando or the like six dozen terror attacks on France from the past two years. He'll tell us not to be premature in pointing fingers, and when we find out it was caused by who we all damn well know caused it he'll tell us not to stereotype or feed our nationalist fears.

Above all else Bob is a coward. You will never see him make an honest attempt to engage with any issue that seriously challenges his narrative. Even when he's explicitly called out the most you'll get is, "*anime avatar*" or some other dismissive comment.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's response to terrorism is always kind of lackluster. I know we all expect him to A-Log the victims and some Kiwis are probably placing their bets on how he'll blame the attack on post-Brexit xenophobia. But he'll probably just do what he did with Orlando or the like six dozen terror attacks on France from the past two years. He'll tell us not to be premature in pointing fingers, and when we find out it was caused by who we all damn well know caused it he'll tell us not to stereotype or feed our nationalist fears.

Agreed. He very much seems to follow the mainstream media template of "let's stop talking about this so people forget it happened." But this is the first major attack since Trump was elected, and that along with Theresa May at Downing Street may cause some of his nastier impulses to rise to the fore. Have popcorn ready.

 

[fbi nigger]

Oh Mr. Allen, if only you knew how deep that rabbit hole goes.

Also lol at Movieblob thinking that Tim was being sarcastic. Because self-reflection is hard, amirite guys?

It's because self-reflection won't be needed by the elite, high-class Bostonians in the superiah fyucha

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

the most you'll get is, "*anime avatar*"

As an Anime Avatar, I think I speak for all of my kind when I say that I am tired of my people being silenced and ridiculed in the public eye. We all have the right to be acknowledged as members of public society just as much as the Non-Anime Avatars!


...Jokes aside, I love how this has become the new thing. Every one of these cartoonishly fucked-up liberal anti-MRA feminist losers get triggered up the fucking ass if you have cartoon characters for icons on social media. Seriously, if you want the perfect example of their lack of understanding in internet culture, look no further than their attitude towards anime icons, acting like they're all conservative 4chan neo-nazis that come from the same place everywhere.

Like for fucks sake, this is what people like MovieBlob actually believe.

 

[Mola Ram]

As an Anime Avatar, I think I speak for all of my kind when I say that I am tired of my people being silenced and ridiculed in the public eye. We all have the right to be acknowledged as members of public society just as much as the Non-Anime Avatars!


...Jokes aside, I love how this has become the new thing. Every one of these cartoonishly fucked-up liberal MRA feminist losers get triggered up the fucking ass if you have cartoon characters for icons on social media. Seriously, if you want the perfect example of their lack of understanding in internet culture, look no further than their attitude towards anime icons, acting like they're all conservative 4chan neo-nazis that come from the same place everywhere.

Like for fucks sake, this is what people like MovieBlob actually believe.
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Say ... doesn't Mario vaguely resemble an anime character?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

As an Anime Avatar, I think I speak for all of my kind when I say that I am tired of my people being silenced and ridiculed in the public eye. We all have the right to be acknowledged as members of public society just as much as the Non-Anime Avatars!


...Jokes aside, I love how this has become the new thing. Every one of these cartoonishly fucked-up liberal MRA feminist losers get triggered up the fucking ass if you have cartoon characters for icons on social media. Seriously, if you want the perfect example of their lack of understanding in internet culture, look no further than their attitude towards anime icons, acting like they're all conservative 4chan neo-nazis that come from the same place everywhere.

Like for fucks sake, this is what people like MovieBlob actually believe.
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In some fairness every single person I see with an anime avatar comes off as a total mouthbreather. Not saying Bob is justified in his behavior, but a sperg who spergs at other spergs is still a sperg.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

In some fairness every single person I see with an anime avatar comes off as a total mouthbreather. Not saying Bob is justified in his behavior, but a sperg who spergs at other spergs is still a sperg.

That's reasonable, I've seen it get bad myself. Really my point is more that people like MovieBob try and distinguish these patterns with massively broad groups of people with hilariously inaccurate strokes and it really shows how out of touch they are with internet culture.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's reasonable, I've seen it get bad myself. Really my point is more that people like MovieBob try and distinguish these patterns with massively broad groups of people with hilariously inaccurate strokes and it really shows how out of touch they are with internet culture.

Dude. This guy regularly dismisses entire time zones as "garbage people." Fuck internet culture; he's out of touch with reality as we know it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

That's reasonable, I've seen it get bad myself. Really my point is more that people like MovieBob try and distinguish these patterns with massively broad groups of people with hilariously inaccurate strokes and it really shows how out of touch they are with internet culture.

As a cultural elite, he has bigger things on his plate than dealing with the rabble of the internet like publishing an academic review on the work of Don DeLillo and how it reflects 20th/21st Century American society, being on the board of directors at the Boston Opera House, debating the merits of which Puccini opera would be the best to put on for the winter season and treating himself to a steak dinner at Boston's finest five-star restaurant before taking in a screening of L'Avventura at his local repertory theater.

Oh wait, this is Moviebob we're talking about. Let me amend my prior statement. He's too busy writing pieces about how the MCU is a greater cinematic achievement than the French New Wave and the works of Fellini combined, sperging about Wrasslin' and killing Republicans on Twitter, cramming six Big Macs in his mouth for lunch and nutting over Princess Peach in front of his Mario statue before he passes out from low blood sugar to care about people online. Silly me.

 

[Mola Ram]

As a cultural elite, he has bigger things on his plate than dealing with the rabble of the internet like publishing an academic review on the work of Don DeLillo and how it reflects 20th/21st Century American society, being on the board of directors at the Boston Opera House, debating the merits of which Puccini opera would be the best to put on for the winter season and treating himself to a steak dinner at Boston's finest five-star restaurant before taking in a screening of L'Avventura at his local repertory theater.

Oh wait, this is Moviebob we're talking about. Let me amend my prior statement. He's too busy writing pieces about how the MCU is a greater cinematic achievement than the French New Wave and the works of Fellini combined, sperging about Wrasslin' and killing Republicans on Twitter, cramming six Big Macs in his mouth for lunch and nutting over Princess Peach in front of his Mario statue before he passes out from low blood sugar to care about people online. Silly me.

Still waiting on his Aguirre: The Wrath of God review.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Still waiting on his Aguirre: The Wrath of God review.

Have you seen his take on the filmography of Fassbinder and the impact of the Oberhausen Manifesto on New German Cinema? Cause I certainly don't.

 

[Mola Ram]

Have you seen his take on the filmography of Fassbinder and the impact of the Oberhausen Manifesto on New German Cinema? I wouldn't get my hopes up.

I was just thinking he'd really identify with insane ranting to a bunch of chittering spider monkeys about a superior future that's clearly a dying hallucination.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I was just thinking he'd really identify with insane ranting to a bunch of chittering spider monkeys about a superior future that's clearly a dying hallucination.

The difference is that Aguirre was charismatic enough to convince everyone else to die horribly for the sake of his stupid dream. Bob's already at the point where he's bound to die alone consumed by his madness, but at least he didn't drag people down with him.

 

[Meowthkip]

Say ... doesn't Mario vaguely resemble an anime character?

He looks like something Osamu Tezuka would have drawn, so he should totally count.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Ok you guys like things by dudes whose names end with vowels, we get it

 

[Emperor Julian]

I'm just waiting for his screeds about the attack that just happened in Manchester.

Since the Right is currently in full blood for the blood god mode, he'll most likely be able to play off his more salty tendancies because it's going to be drowned out in the raw nastyness which the more salty right wingers engage in during times like this. Blobs abstract meandering doesnt have quite the same punch as "BURN DAH MOSQUES"

 

[Lorento]

Since the Right is currently in full blood for the blood god mode, he'll most likely be able to play off his more salty tendancies because it's going to be drowned out in the raw nastyness which the more salty right wingers engage in during times like this. Blobs abstract meandering doesnt have quite the same punch as "BURN DAH MOSQUES"

A fair point, he'll probably reply to a couple of 'Mosque Burning NOW NOW NOW!' tweets by some sped with fifteen followers and claim that this is the view of the evil Brexit community, and then probably shill for Marvel.

Or he won't say anything, he has been known to stay quiet on such matters.

 

[Detrogen]

A fair point, he'll probably reply to a couple of 'Mosque Burning NOW NOW NOW!' tweets by some sped with fifteen followers and claim that this is the view of the evil Brexit community, and then probably shill for Marvel.

Or he won't say anything, he has been known to stay quiet on such matters.

Bob would be indifferent since on one hand there are people being intolerant towards the precious mooslimbs, but on the other some of the people who died in that attack were probably pro-Brexit and therefore human garbage anyway.