Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Apparently, new artwork of the upcoming Mario x Rabbids crossover leaked online today. And all of the Nintendo fanboy autists are up in arms about it. Bobbo is no exception.
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They gave Mario a gun!?! Guess there's going to be another 9/11 now! Thanks a lot western game developers!

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I don't see what difference that makes. I mean, you and every other Nintendo fanboy will just blow them again when Super Mario Odyssey comes out.

Oh Jesus, thanks for letting us know about this, I needed a good laugh for today. My sides have left the country, because Nintendo's making a game made to piss off people like Bob.

 

[friedshrimp]

I really want to see Bob assaulting a video game store tbh.

 

[Meowthkip]

Apparently, new artwork of the upcoming Mario x Rabbids crossover leaked online today. And all of the Nintendo fanboy autists are up in arms about it. Bobbo is no exception.
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They gave Mario a gun!?! Guess there's going to be another 9/11 now! Thanks a lot western game developers!

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I don't see what difference that makes. I mean, you and every other Nintendo fanboy will just blow them again when Super Mario Odyssey comes out.

I think the problem is that Mario doesn't have enough guns.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Are we seeing the beginning of blarms 2.0? Please say yes.

Is this his blue arms moment? Mario with the hated Rabbids, and they are also using the hated guns!! This double whammy will hopefully send him further over the edge.

I really want to see Bob assaulting a video game store tbh.

As hilarious as that would be, I highly doubt we'll see a Blarms 2.0. After all, Bobbo would have to be able to leave his basement in roder to do that. I'm just hoping for a video rant.

Now I hope this Mario x Rabbids shit is real, even if the idea is stupid, just to spite Bob.

I could have sworn it was real. Either way, I hate Nintendo fanboys, so anything that pisses them off is alright in my book!

 

[Assorted Nuts]

It's not like this is the first time Mario's had a gun. Shit, there's a Mario first person shooter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoshi's_Safari

Actually, does Bob know this exists? You'd think it would have broken his tiny mind.

 

[Adamska]

It's not like this is the first time Mario's had a gun. Shit, there's a Mario first person shooter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoshi's_Safari

Actually, does Bob know this exists? You'd think it would have broken his tiny mind.

He probably denies it like he does Yoshi's Island; it spits in the face of his head-canon and so he unpersons it for the most part. He probably also denies Mario Sunshine existing, where he also uses a weapon:

 

[Gordon Cole]

As hilarious as that would be, I highly doubt we'll see a Blarms 2.0. After all, Bobbo would have to be able to leave his basement in roder to do that. I'm just hoping for a video rant.



I could have sworn it was real. Either way, I hate Nintendo fanboys, so anything that pisses them off is alright in my book!

I'd be down to see Bob trashing a Gamestop while wearing his Mario costume, riding a rascal and macing the chump that tries to stop him.

 

[Here to Lurk]

Apparently, new artwork of the upcoming Mario x Rabbids crossover leaked online today. And all of the Nintendo fanboy autists are up in arms about it. Bobbo is no exception.
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They gave Mario a gun!?! Guess there's going to be another 9/11 now! Thanks a lot western game developers!

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I don't see what difference that makes. I mean, you and every other Nintendo fanboy will just blow them again when Super Mario Odyssey comes out.

Fun fact: Mario originally had a gun.

Moving on, I didn't know the Rabbids were still a thing. Thought they died out when the Rayman games started being about Rayman again.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Fun fact: Mario originally had a gun.

Moving on, I didn't know the Rabbids were still a thing. Thought they died out when the Rayman games started being about Rayman again.

"Why can't the games be like they were during my childhood? My Mario doesn't use a gun! Great going, you Gaijin Western fucks!"

 

[The Nothingness]

I guess the magical flamethrower doesn't count

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh, the Rabbids! I see them sometimes when I visit my niece. She loves 'em. And I got to say, I don't think about them when I'm not over there, but they're actually pretty funny.

Important note: my niece just turned 2.

Bob has strong opinions on cartoon characters aimed at toddlers.

Also, if he hates Mario with a gun, just wait til he sees THIS Mario:

 

[AnOminous]

It's not like this is the first time Mario's had a gun. Shit, there's a Mario first person shooter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoshi's_Safari

Actually, does Bob know this exists? You'd think it would have broken his tiny mind.

For a supposed Mario superfan, this fat fuck certainly doesn't know much about the franchise. In fact, in this game, the player even uses a physical light gun as a controller.

 

[cypocryphy]

Apparently, new artwork of the upcoming Mario x Rabbids crossover leaked online today. And all of the Nintendo fanboy autists are up in arms about it. Bobbo is no exception.
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They gave Mario a gun!?! Guess there's going to be another 9/11 now! Thanks a lot western game developers!

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I don't see what difference that makes. I mean, you and every other Nintendo fanboy will just blow them again when Super Mario Odyssey comes out.

Bob is like 35 or 36 and this is what bothers him lol.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Oh no Mario has been corrupted by the hated Western Cawadooty!

 

[Gordon Cole]

So according to Bob, the jackboots who dress up and assault people they disagree with in the streets aren't paving the way for Nazism, the Old Left is by existing:

"Pack it in, gang..."

Like Bob has friends.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

This nigga posts this but would rather have Hillary? Lol.

 

[Mola Ram]

So according to Bob, the jackboots who dress up and assault people they disagree with in the streets aren't paving the way for Nazism, the Old Left is by existing:View attachment 224283 View attachment 224284 View attachment 224285
"Pack it in, gang..."

Like Bob has friends.

C'mon, Bob, forget the political sperging. Stick to what you're good at. Tell me about the Rabbids.

 

[Lorento]

So according to Bob, the jackboots who dress up and assault people they disagree with in the streets aren't paving the way for Nazism, the Old Left is by existing:View attachment 224283 View attachment 224284 View attachment 224285
"Pack it in, gang..."

Like Bob has friends.

TBF, he isn't wrong to be angry at Trump for doing deals with the Saudis AKA: The Terror Exporters.

But of course, he can't go two tweets without shrieking about the JERBS!

 

[Mola Ram]

TBF, he isn't wrong to be angry at Trump for doing deals with the Saudis AKA: The Terror Exporters.

But of course, he can't go two tweets without shrieking about the JERBS!

The problem is Bob is on the train of erupting into pants-shitting hysteria over everything Trump does, whether it's cutting weapons deals with Saudi shitbirds or getting two scoops of ice cream for dessert. Not terribly effective criticism.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

The way Bob talks about jobs - what is he expecting his retirement to look like come age 65? No FICA withholdings. No 401K. I doubt he's got much of a stash dumped into a Roth. Does he realize that not everyone is a a fat diabetic that can bet on congestive heart failure before they turn 60?