Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[thismanlies]

So according to Bob, the jackboots who dress up and assault people they disagree with in the streets aren't paving the way for Nazism, the Old Left is by existing:View attachment 224283 View attachment 224284 View attachment 224285
"Pack it in, gang..."

Like Bob has friends.

Fucking hell, I thought I'd be used to his sperging by now.

But no, leave it to someone who makes shitty youtube videos for a living to equate people having jobs to the Nazi party.

 

[Bob Page]

I think I found some lost footage of moviebob.

 

[SuperSheep]

I think I found some lost footage of moviebob.

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Man, Bob has really let himself go.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

The way Bob talks about jobs - what is he expecting his retirement to look like come age 65? No FICA withholdings. No 401K. I doubt he's got much of a stash dumped into a Roth. Does he realize that not everyone is a a fat diabetic that can bet on congestive heart failure before they turn 60?

I'm pretty sure he's expecting people to care about his Patreon until he dies.

I'm not even joking.

 

[DuckSucker]

He probably denies it like he does Yoshi's Island; it spits in the face of his head-canon and so he unpersons it for the most part. He probably also denies Mario Sunshine existing, where he also uses a weapon:

A water gun! Mario is from BROOKLYN, he's ENLIGHTENED! He's not some backwater, middle-America testosterone-fueled brute, you shitlord. He wouldn't have voted for Drumpthf, like every other white male plumber might have. He's more in pursuit of finer things, like spreading the enlightenment of communism or retweeting politically correct celebrities and attaching himself to their ideas, or planning and proselytizing his superior future with no misogynistic, stuck-in-the-past, bitter Koopas to try and hold women back and keep them from ruling their kingdom.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

The way Bob talks about jobs - what is he expecting his retirement to look like come age 65? No FICA withholdings. No 401K. I doubt he's got much of a stash dumped into a Roth. Does he realize that not everyone is a a fat diabetic that can bet on congestive heart failure before they turn 60?

Jobs are obsolete in the Superior Future.

I'm not even shitposting. By this point I'm almost certain Bob's vision for the future is one where most of the world's population doesn't have to work. The only people with actual employment are the benevolent Philosopher Kings who use invasive social engineering to make sure everything is perfect. Anyone who doesn't want this to happen is just a bitter hayseed clinging to his tractors and guns because he doesn't want to evolve.

I'm currently reading the Expanse books. There's this one moment where a (human) Martian marine visits Earth and is shocked when she finds out most of the population just lives on "basic": a program where the UN provides them with food and housing for the rest of their lives. People are only allowed to go to college if they work for a year because it suggests they won't just go right back to "basic" after graduation. The marine cannot understand a society where people can just choose to be useless. I feel that's the world Bob wants.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

In the Superior Future robots will do all the work (Which I wouldn't be surprised is what Bob thinks it means to be a technocrat.) and only intelligence is valued. And by intelligence I mean making shitty movie reviews on Youtube. I'm also not joking.

I like that we have to constantly mention we're not joking when talking about Bob's viewpoints. He's just that ridiculous.

 

[BubbleButt]

The problem is Bob is on the train of erupting into pants-shitting hysteria over everything Trump does, whether it's cutting weapons deals with Saudi shitbirds or getting two scoops of ice cream for dessert.

How in the fuck can this nigga get angry at a guy for something like that?

 

[Mola Ram]

How in the fuck can this nigga get angry at a guy for something like that?

To be fair, I don't know if Bob got his nose bent about that. But it seriously was an anti Trump talking point for a couple of days.

 

[Here to Lurk]

For man who loves a plumber so much, Bob sure has it in for the blue-collar worker.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

How in the fuck can this nigga get angry at a guy for something like that?

To be fair, I don't know if Bob got his nose bent about that. But it seriously was an anti Trump talking point for a couple of days.

Weirdly enough this isn't new. A decade ago, Tony Blair found himself under similar criticism. His media men pressured him to buy Gordon Brown a "Mr Whippy" ice cream cone as a sign of political cooperation. Blair didn't want ice cream; he thought the idea was stupid. But the media guys kept pressing him, but warned him not to get a "chocolate log" in his cone because it'd make him look greedy. Out of spite and annoyance, Blair got himself a chocolate log. The end result was this awkward photo:

The press had a lot of fun with this. Note the chocolate log in Blair's ice cream.

 

[BubbleButt]

My God, it's worse than the Holodomor.

 

[Bungleboy]

For man who loves a plumber so much, Bob sure has it in for the blue-collar worker.

No you see, Bowser is like Trump because *five minute fart noise*

 

[Keystone]

I've probably said it before, but I do love it when people other than us dump on cows like Bob; in this case it's mombot:

https://twitter.com/mombot/status/867227050037452805 (http://archive.is/BCYL6)

 

[Lorento]

Weirdly enough this isn't new. A decade ago, Tony Blair found himself under similar criticism. His media men pressured him to buy Gordon Brown a "Mr Whippy" ice cream cone as a sign of political cooperation. Blair didn't want ice cream; he thought the idea was stupid. But the media guys kept pressing him, but warned him not to get a "chocolate log" in his cone because it'd make him look greedy. Out of spite and annoyance, Blair got himself a chocolate log. The end result was this awkward photo:

The press had a lot of fun with this. Note the chocolate log in Blair's ice cream.

Hey it worked, he got a tremendous majority!

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob being excited about a dang, dirty FPS game...mostly because he can kill Southern Republicans. Never change, fat man.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob strikes me as the kind of guy who'd think everyone living in 1940s Germany (or try to handwave it with "The vast majority") were irredeemable monsters who deserve to get gassed without seeing the irony there.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

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Oh no, villains that aren't one note stereotypes of people he hates? I don't think his heart could take it.

Seriously, feeling something other than contempt for, "duh right wingahs" might actually give him a heart attack. It's clearly not in the best shape.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Oh no, villains that aren't one note stereotypes of people he hates? I don't think his heart could take it.

Seriously, feeling something other than contempt for, "duh right wingahs" might actually give him a heart attack. It's clearly not in the best shape.

For a critic, he sure wants this game to have some pretty shit characterization so he can feel good about killing the bad guys.

 

[RockVolnutt]

For a critic, he sure wants this game to have some pretty shit characterization so he can feel good about killing the bad guys.

To be fair, from his point of view it is good characterization for being "accurate to reality". I guess anyways.