Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[clowney]

Bob only wishes he could leave his basement these days. Let alone be able to throw reporters around.

Let the man baby dream, It's all he's got.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Tactics, targets, but only my side get gets away with it.

 

[Keystone]

When people say "Oh those strawman comics and strawman ball memes are so exaggerated and over the top, nobody is really like that" point them to Bob Chipman. He is a living, wheezing caricature.

 

[SuperSheep]

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Tactics, targets, but only my side get gets away with it.

Says we should punch nazis.

Refers to his political opponents as subhuman, calls for their disenfranchisement, and advocates for eugenics.

 

[TheImportantFart]

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We can punch Nazis now?

Good to know Bob. Just so you're aware, the first Nazi I'll be punching is you.

 

[thismanlies]

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Tactics, targets, but only my side get gets away with it.

If Muslims have to commit physical violence before you recognize they're bad people, you should get your eyes checked.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Says we should punch nazis.

Refers to his political opponents as subhuman, calls for their disenfranchisement, and advocates for eugenics.

 

[SuperSheep]

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“No! I must punch the Nazis” he shouted
The radio said “No, Bob. You are the Nazis”
And then Bob was a fascist.

 

[Mola Ram]

I love how one cranky old fuck from Montana becomes the face of the entire party to this bloated chowderhead. Al Franken wrestling a LaRouchie to the floor at a Howard Dean event in 2004 was just an example of what a temperamental shithead Franken is (although to Bob, it'd no doubt have been justified). Same with Michael Grimm threatening to throw a NY1 reporter over a balcony (although I'm sure Bob would have used that as the face of the party if he ever heard of it). Oh, but this guy who no one ever heard of until yesterday throwing down some asshole from The Guardian instantly presages the fascist jackboots that we must all fear.

(Not that I'm defending Gianforte. If he wins, which he probably will because of early voting, Congress should seriously consider exercising its power not to seat him.)

But the Berkely Riots? Outside agitators; nothing to do with my political side's own dysfunction, my good man. Besides, no bad tactics.

What a despicable oaf.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

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Tactics, targets, but only my side get gets away with it.

Nice to know the HungryMan Hideki is still holding fast to his authoritarian convictions.

 

[HY 140]

you heard if hear first folks, bob is giving us the right to punch the lard out of him

 

[Mola Ram]

Just be careful fighting him. Because after all ...

 

[Florence]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/867825040007598081
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Bob has a strange understanding of what constitutes humiliation, though I'd expect nothing less from a man who regularly dresses up as Mario.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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Bob has a strange understanding of what constitutes humiliation, though I'd expect nothing else from a man who regularly dresses up as Mario.

So what you're saying is Bob wants to Make America Great Again?

 

[The Nothingness]

I love how one cranky old fuck from Montana becomes the face of the entire party to this bloated chowderhead. Al Franken wrestling a LaRouchie to the floor at a Howard Dean event in 2004 was just an example of what a temperamental shithead Franken is (although to Bob, it'd no doubt have been justified). Same with Michael Grimm threatening to throw a NY1 reporter over a balcony (although I'm sure Bob would have used that as the face of the party if he ever heard of it). Oh, but this guy who no one ever heard of until yesterday throwing down some asshole from The Guardian instantly presages the fascist jackboots that we must all fear.

(Not that I'm defending Gianforte. If he wins, which he probably will because of early voting, Congress should seriously consider exercising its power not to seat him.)

But the Berkely Riots? Outside agitators; nothing to do with my political side's own dysfunction, my good man. Besides, no bad tactics.

What a despicable oaf.

These "Freedom of the Press" crowds were silent when reporters were roped off by Hillary Clinton's campaign in a New Hampshire parade, when a University of Missouri professor called for backup to remove a student cameraman from filming a protest, and security for Harry Reid got physical with Jason Mattera.

Spoiler: Included footage because it isn't familiar as the others

Of course, the excuse Bob would give for the last incident is that Jason Mattera is a "conservative reporter" and therefore, treating him like that is acceptable.

 

[BR55]

"Thinking Americans" Bob? What may I ask constitutes a "Thinking American" Bob? Because if a "Thinking American" is a Big Mac consuming, wrassling watching, Marvel Fanboy like you... Then "Thinking Americans" should not lecturing anyone about humiliation or taste or sophistication.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Just be careful fighting him. Because after all ...

Tbh, that video seems to provide a pretty accurate demonstration of what a fight with Bob Chipman would actually look like.

 

[thismanlies]

In his latest speech, Mario Mussolini rallies his troops against the trash people.

 

[His Dewliness]

The irony of Bob describing his fat, balding, diabetic arse as "properly-evolved" will never not be funny

 

[The Nothingness]

At times Bob's tweets get me down because of his bigoted views towards others not like him but then I remember where he is and then I get happy.