Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bungleboy]

Can you imagine if a conservative woman got on Bob's case? I guarantee you he'd go full Loveshy and stay that way for the rest of the year.

 

[BlueSpark]

Can you imagine if a conservative woman got on Bob's case? I guarantee you he'd go full Loveshy and stay that way for the rest of the year.

I think that he'd go full violent incel on her, implying or outright stating that she deserves to be raped for her opinions.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Get a piping hot slice of sociopathy and stupidity!

I'm sure GO is "profitable" the same way winning ten bucks on a scratch-off is profitable:

Can somebody find a big enough toilet to give him a swirly?

Bob's looking forward to shooting fictional Trump voters. Again, way to be better than the bodyslamming politician.

Bob's right, "bad people" deserve to get diabetes, lose a foot and die unloved in a basement.

PUNITIVE DAMAGES!

Again, I hope he's in the South for whatever reason and throws a hissy fit for no reason.

We can only assume it'll go something like this:

 

[cypocryphy]

Can you imagine if a conservative woman got on Bob's case? I guarantee you he'd go full Loveshy and stay that way for the rest of the year.

A non-white woman doing it would make it even better.

 

[Mola Ram]

I hate to be a broken record, but I'm eternally amazed that he persists in tweeting stuff that is so horrible that if you substituted literally nearly any ethnic or religious group for "Trump voters" he'd provoke a shitstorm of epic proportions. Geek.com wouldn't be able to dump his carbuncled ass fast enough.

But you know, the more I see, the more I realize he's an intensely bitter person overflowing with self-loathing and Squeezy Cheez.

 

[cypocryphy]

Also lol @ Bob for hating on "Jesus-Crazed Republicans" like it's still the 2000's. That's not what helped Trump win, MovieBlimp.

 

[Mola Ram]

Also lol @ Bob for hating on "Jesus-Crazed Republicans" like it's still the 2000's. That's not what helped Trump win, MovieBlimp.

He'll never move on from Jack Thompson and hating fundies.

He'll never admit Hillary's campaign was a laughable shitshow propping up a sclerotic, decaying, loathsome hag.

He'll never admit there were no good options on Election Day.

He'll never admit that people who've been hurting under his favored policies for the last decade or so had a legitimate grievance.

He'll never admit he knows a fuckton more about a 25+ year old video game than he does about American politics.

And he'll never stop eating raw cookie dough right out of the tube.

 

[The Colonel]

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We can only assume it'll go something like this:

He'll take two steps and run out of breath.

 

[Lorento]

So its okay to generalise whole groups of people if you don't like them? Really?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

So its okay to generalise whole groups of people if you don't like them? Really?

It's his whole philosophy."No bad tactics, only bad targets"

Just quoting that makes me want to throw up.

 

[cypocryphy]

Yeah, a video game where you shoot Muslims would be totally offensive and against progress and the superior future....a game where you shoot Christians is totally fine though.

 

[BR55]

I hate to be a broken record, but I'm eternally amazed that he persists in tweeting stuff that is so horrible that if you substituted literally nearly any ethnic or religious group for "Trump voters" he'd provoke a shitstorm of epic proportions. Geek.com wouldn't be able to dump his carbuncled ass fast enough.

But you know, the more I see, the more I realize he's an intensely bitter person overflowing with self-loathing and Squeezy Cheez.

Whats really amazing and quite disturbing is that he has people who legit read that sociopathic crap and agree with with it. And that self loathing? As we have established his tastes in food and entertainment are distinctly lower/middle class. Add his skin color and it becomes clear that whenever he talks about Trump voters deep down he's talking about himself.

 

[TonyTopps]

Every Evangelical christian that I know either did not vote or voted third party. I know this is just who I know personally but I have a feeling that this was wide spread. Bob's hate is misplaced which is to no one's surprise. Shoot, more people voted for Trump in New York City than people who voted for Trump in Montana.

 

[link1234]

Because how pathetic Bob is maybe The Simpsons character he is most like is Ol' Gil. No wait, at least Gil can stay optimistic when bad things happen to him. Speaking of The Simpsons it surprising Bob did not throw a fit when they made fun of SJWs a few weeks ago like he did with South Park.

 

[Lensherr]

Somebody should tweet at him repurposing his words with an anti-Muslim bent instead.

 

[Mola Ram]

Somebody should tweet at him repurposing his words with an anti-Muslim bent instead.

That's been done, I think with either Jews or blacks. He just waves it off with some typical non-engaged remark like "I have no words." Honestly nothing short of a face to face confrontation would get to him, and who wants to bother?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

That's been done, I think with either Jews or blacks. He just waves it off with some typical non-engaged remark like "I have no words." Honestly nothing short of a face to face confrontation would get to him, and who wants to bother?

One of the things I'm disappointed we'll never get is an honest-to-God debate featuring Bob. Bob's too much of a coward to actually engage in meaningful conversation. I'm pretty sure the reason he prefers Twitter is because he has the freedom to back out of any argument when it's clear it's not going his way, something he can't do in a debate.

As much as I would love to see Bob verbally get his ass handed to him, I know it's something that would never happen because Bob is too intellectually immature to have his views challenged by someone he can't just handwave away on Twitter.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob being vaguely erotic when talking about the media makes me wanna be a eunuch:

And here's Bob talking about Hillary "Being a martyr" and a "semi-saint". In other words, it's been half a year since the election, and he's still stuck in denial:

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

"Democrats are bad at literally everything political (great once they won) except mythmaking."

What does this mean exactly? Because he contradicts himself in the same sentence. He says Democrats are bad at everything political but are great once they win. If they're bad at everything political, wouldn't that mean that they're bad at the one thing they're designed to do? I really don't get what he's going for when he says that.

 

[Mola Ram]

"Democrats are bad at literally everything political (great once they won) except mythmaking."

What does this mean exactly? Because he contradicts himself in the same sentence. He says Democrats are bad at everything political but are great once they win. If they're bad at everything political, wouldn't that mean that they're bad at the one thing they're designed to do? I really don't get what he's going for when he says that.

Oh for fucks sake. He doesn't mean anything because he's a stupid or lying bag of porkfat! Has he really forgotten Obama's campaigns? Say what you will about him (and believe me, I've said plenty bad about Obama), his presidential campaign were nothing short of staggeringly brilliant.

His governance, less so.

The more Bob talks the more he sounds EXACTLY like one of those stereotypical Boston Irish boobs who still fellates the Kennedys, bleeds union blue, and thinks Republicans, the Yankees, and niggers are the scum of the earth. Just throw in a Mario fetish and some white genocide and you're good to go.