Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So, what's the bets that when Bob hits rock bottom, he goes full troon? Oh, hey. Then he'll be relevant! The only transtrending movie critic!
 
Bob's the kind of guy that goes on a rant on how bad white people are, then say: But not me. I'm one of the good ones, laaaaadies.
I hope he's not saying it to black women, can see any of them going after Bobby. Not that I should worry as he's one of the most sexless beings in existence.

Hi bob. I'm a actual socialist so I got to know-in what sense are you an actual left winger and not just an autocratic obligarch?
He likes the modern incarnation of the Democrats and what they've done/said in 2016. That's gotta be worth something, right?

You mean you're a "brocialist" which means you're literally a Nazi.
I could've sworn he's done a post about how any socialist who's not in favor of his one world government is by definition a national socialist and therefore exactly like the NSDAP.
 
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What conspiracies? Everything about The Blob being a fascist is easily found out just by having a 5 second glance at his twitter feed where he constantly jerks off to exterminating the "inferior" people.
The amount of tweets he has calling for the extinction of half the country is so numerous that he can't even pull the usual lolcow tactic of deleting the evidence. He just calls people who look into his tweets losers while he himself is literally sitting in a basement.
 
What conspiracies? Everything about The Blob being a fascist is easily found out just by having a 5 second glance at his twitter feed where he constantly jerks off to exterminating the "inferior" people.
The amount of tweets he has calling for the extinction of half the country is so numerous that he can't even pull the usual lolcow tactic of deleting the evidence. He just calls people who look into his tweets losers while he himself is literally sitting in a basement.
His feet are the conspiracy
 
He's so triggered by names like Mario Mussolini, Footless Fuhrer, Fatass, Movie Blob, and exceptional individual, he's suggesting light hearted names like Pol Pot Belly just to herd us off from the other ones.
How in Bob's feeble mind does he think that "Pol Pot Belly" is any tamer than any of the names he's more commonly associated with?

If anything, he's just setting himself up for more twisted takes on that name, like "Potluck Body".
 
Yes. The pages of your own rants about how the "hinterland trash" needs to die out is "conspiracy wanking".
Also who the fuck gets a cold in the middle of summer? The Betus must be affecting Bob's immune system.
I would say the man has seasonal allergies. But frankly, I doubt that's the case. So I'll go with my second option- He'd rather spend his time home ranting and raving instead of seeing a doctor.
 
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We only make fun of you because that you are one of that % of stupid humans, Bob.

Also, we didn't make up that you believe Activision did 9/11.
 
You know, his propensity to accuse people of libel and slander is eerily reminiscent of a certain sitting president...
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If you haven't been following his Twitter, it's basically a days-long flame war over DC. While any other person would just ignore people, clearly, Bob's a man with priorities, such as accusing his haters of sexism:
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...and he has a disturbing lack of remorse towards Zack Snyder:
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Followed by a rant about the Superior FutureTM. Reminder, this is the same guy who disregards entire arguments because of typos.
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And to top it all off, Bob tries to shame Chuck Woolery by calling him an Anti-Semite, and bringing up his dead Grandma (You know, the same one who's funeral he skipped so he could put in an AC.)
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...or a disturbing lack of remorse towards Zack Snyder:
You know, I'm surprised because this was his Twitter activity when news broke Zack's daughter committed suicide.
He's vaguely sociopathic, which by Bob standards is akin to being a caring person, largely so he can shit on Snyder/Whedon six months from now guilt-free:
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...After shitting on him by proxy earlier in the day:
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Also, we didn't make up that you believe Activision did 9/11

What is it with Cows and their desperate attempts to lie about people faking the evidence of their actions? Especially when archives exist?

Like, bruh, if you're caught with your hand in the cookie jar, might be best to just fess up to it and apologize rather than go "Pfft, what are you stupid? There's no cookies in this jar."

Then again, most of it is ego, and I'm assuming that it weighs about 90% of all of Blob's fat.
 
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