Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Lensherr said:
Where would he get the idea that black women are "the smartest, most socially-responsible voters"? Is it just more Pee-Oh-the-See fetishization?

EDIT: Found this on a link someone shared in r/KotakuInAction :
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Well they're not wrong there. A lot of cult leaders are fat middle aged narcissistic men with massive superiority complexes.
 
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Mola Ram said:
It's very telling that for all his pretensions to searing political insight, Bob hasn't once -- at least as far as I know; I leave the actual dredging of his disgusting Twitter feed to Sexy Times Hitler, who deserves a medal -- mentioned how Obama was absolute poison for Democrats at the state level. Over his two terms they lost something like 1100 legislature seats and a goodish number of governors. In fact he seems to share with a lot of politically inclined lolcows (and some educated people who really ought to know better) the mistaken impression that US politics works primarily at the national level, when really it's an aggregate of 50 different semi-sovereign entities, with plenty of subdivisions below that at the municipal level -- just ask me sometime to start sperging about the tensions between NYC and Upstate New York.

Even if the future -- superior or otherwise -- is globalism, we're nowhere near it yet.
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All Bob knows about Obama is that he's a "POC" who was hip among the left.
 
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Him writing "Sweetness" combined with his voice and him talking about masculinity, this makes him sound like a flaming gay guy from the 70s to me:
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And lastly, Bob doing what he does best in debates like these, deflecting like he knows he's wrong:
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"We must reject traditional masculinity, and endorse new, superior interpretations of masculinity -- say, being masculine by analyzing irrelevant old video games and brightly colored movies for children and manchildren, all while occupying a doughy, flabby form reminiscent of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man -- er, Marshmallow Person, pardon me."

I don't know if Bob's fantasies are hilarious or pathetic.
 
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Mola Ram said:
"We must reject traditional masculinity, and endorse new, superior interpretations of masculinity -- say, being masculine by analyzing irrelevant old video games and brightly colored movies for children and manchildren, all while occupying a doughy, flabby form reminiscent of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man -- er, Marshmallow Person, pardon me."

I don't know if Bob's fantasies are hilarious or pathetic.
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Patharious? Hilthetic?
 
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Lensherr said:
Where would he get the idea that black women are "the smartest, most socially-responsible voters"? Is it just more Pee-Oh-the-See fetishization?

EDIT: Found this on a link someone shared in r/KotakuInAction :
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Oh yeah he's so close to his own cult. I mean maybe a fucking suicide cult. Branch Davidian motherfuckers. That's why everyone is all smiles and happy right?! Usually when you see people meet someone, anyone, even a stupid internet celebrity, someone they admire, they're fucking PUMPED. grinning ear to ear, excited to meet the person. Nobody here is smiling, Everybody looks miserable. That's the power of Moviebob. Way to fuckin go dude. Your cult looks like they really are about to kill themselves and receive the superior future they were promised by their god, right? Grab your guns! Once Hillary wins, the gates are gonna open and the light of the superior future will flood down and enlighten the planet!

Your superpower is to bring down the entire room when you walk into it. Good job, Moviebob.
 
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big baby jesus said:
It's always the low-T, fat, manchildren who hate masculinity.
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Ya know, pickup artist websites are pretty lol-worthy themselves, but they have a point when they say to take a good look at the sort of men women actually seem attracted to, regardless of what they say they want. Hint: it's usually not basement-dwelling gamer dorks with no physical skills whatsoever, even if they aren't the size of a beluga whale. "Traditional masculinity" isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
 
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big baby jesus said:
It's always the low-T, fat, manchildren who hate masculinity.
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Its easy to be low-T when your daily routine includes masturbating 6 times a day out of boredom and other reasons, because women hate your guts and absolutely abhor you.

Does he have any female friends? I cant imagine women wanting to hang out with him, politics or not. Like, even if he didnt always bring up politics and his superior future or whatever, I imagine he would still bore women with whatever benign Mario bullshit he spouts.

Dude, girls dont care if you unlocked the secret Mario 3 level from getting all the coins on world 1-4 or whatever.

I mean my college roommate did that and got laid but he was less than 200 lbs and good looking so the girl wanted to sleep with him anyway; Bob, you cant pull that shit off.

Shit, you cant even pull off a XXXXL Wal Mart Abercrombie knock off, how the fuck do you think youre gonna be rolling in pussy; which Im almost positive you think you are?
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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Him writing "Sweetness" combined with his voice and him talking about masculinity, this makes him sound like a flaming gay guy from the 70s to me:
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And lastly, Bob doing what he does best in debates like these, deflecting like he knows he's wrong:
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Yet again, it seems Bob has hit the snag of people calling out his bullshit and then retreating behind cowardly backpedals. I mean aside from movie reviews and MCU movie sperging, does this fat bastard do anything aside from A-logging?
 
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AnOminous said:
Not even hamplanets are turned on by Bob's Baron Harkonnen meets Chris Chan look.
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You know, I'm currently reading the first Dune book, and it just hit me how much Bob is the real-life counterpart of Vladimir Harkonnen. Since they're currently attempting another film adaptation, I'd say give him a call for the role. He wouldn't even need to act.
 
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a twitter partisan takes the piss out of bob.
bob responds in his usual faggy ways.
rinse and repeat.

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Lensherr said:
Where would he get the idea that black women are "the smartest, most socially-responsible voters"? Is it just more Pee-Oh-the-See fetishization?

EDIT: Found this on a link someone shared in r/KotakuInAction :
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dude, those fucking clothes have me CONVINCED this was taken in 2007. these fucktards just dont have the (fashion) sense not to listen to BobLard
 
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