Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Whoever thinks Arianna Grande making her own decision is a moron; she has a whole PR team planning her every move.

And what on earth did she do really? Apart from giving ONE benefit concert with other disposable pop hanger-ons?
 
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link1234 said:
That's funny seeing Bob re-tweet someone saying that grown men should not demeaning teen girl culture and say they know whats up considering after seeing the first Twilight movie Bob got such a hate-boner for it he read all the books in four days just so he can have authority to say how much they suck.
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Bob's recent obsession with underage girls is pretty creepy.
 
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Positron said:
Whoever thinks Arianna Grande making her own decision is a moron; she has a whole PR team planning her every move.

And what on earth did she do really? Apart from giving ONE benefit concert with other disposable pop hanger-ons?
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Also visited some injured fans in the hospital but that was obviously another PR stunt.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Mildly off-topic, sorta on-topic: Red Letter Media just dropped their (positive) review of Wonder Woman, and it includes the following Mike Stoklasa gem of wisdom:

"Anyone over the age of six should not be looking up to Wonder Woman."

You're pokin' the blob, boys!
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Whoever came up with the female only screening PR stunt deserves a raise, it got the likes of MovieBob from thinking "Well it stars a woman but I don't like DC so I dunno." to full on virtue signalling "WTF I love DC now!".
 
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Hmm, a terrible, ham-fistedly political idea that isn't enough to sustain a two hour long movie, complete with the assumption that major actors are willing to commit career suicide by saying "Yes."

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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Of all the characters to use, Thor is the worst to try and do a political analogy. His whole thing is that he's a god and godly problems are different from that of mortals. And besides that, how can one fit Neo-Nazis into Norse mythology anyway? I mean okay a lot of liberties are taken with Norse mythology to begin with but it seems basically impossible to me to shoehorn something like Neo-Nazism into it.

Oh, and BTW Bob, Logan worked because it was a personal story about an aging hero whose body was failing him as he was forced into one last adventure. It wasn't trying to pander to any political group (despite the idiots who think it's a Trump analogy will tell you). If Marvel tried your dumbass idea, it'd be less their Logan and more their Fant4stic.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Hmm, a terrible, ham-fistedly political idea that isn't enough to sustain a two hour long movie, complete with the assumption that major actors are willing to commit career suicide by saying "Yes."

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They've touched on that in the comics if he'd bother to read them. Thor distances himself from any cults in modern times that pop up in his name and doesn't wish to be worshiped. One time he was even attacked by some guy going full DEUS VULT and going on about him corrupting society. Oh yeah, and there was this story in Roy Thomas's Invaders where he was summoned by Hitler before he realized what he was dragged into.

Also this would not really work in the MCU because if Bob paid attention to the plot of the shit he goes on about, Asgardians in the movies are just fancy space aliens and not the more mystical "ideas made real"/"Gods" they are in the comics. What the hell does he do in a theater if the plots to popcorn flicks fly over his head?
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Hmm, a terrible, ham-fistedly political idea that isn't enough to sustain a two hour long movie, complete with the assumption that major actors are willing to commit career suicide by saying "Yes."

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Thor: While what these wretches do is unsavoury, do recall my father was the patron of the vikings, who raped and pillaged their way across the various coasts of Europe.
 
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Baldur's Gait said:
Of all the characters to use, Thor is the worst to try and do a political analogy. His whole thing is that he's a god and godly problems are different from that of mortals. And besides that, how can one fit Neo-Nazis into Norse mythology anyway? I mean okay a lot of liberties are taken with Norse mythology to begin with but it seems basically impossible to me to shoehorn something like Neo-Nazism into it.

Oh, and BTW Bob, Logan worked because it was a personal story about an aging hero whose body was failing him as he was forced into one last adventure. It wasn't trying to pander to any political group (despite the idiots who think it's a Trump analogy will tell you). If Marvel tried your dumbass idea, it'd be less their Logan and more their Fant4stic.
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Norse paganism is actually pretty popular with Northern Europe's white supremacists irl. As in actual sig-heiling nigger killers, not frogposters. Still a stupid idea for a movie though.
 
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Tonight's been pretty slow. He's still playing pretend studio executive with at the very least, movies that could realistically happen. Here's Bob further blurring the line between himself and Dobson:
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And a cow crossover with Tony Goldmark:
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Hmm, a terrible, ham-fistedly political idea that isn't enough to sustain a two hour long movie, complete with the assumption that major actors are willing to commit career suicide by saying "Yes."

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How could that possibly fit a two hour movie? How could tiny groups of white supremacists possibly be a credible threat to the god of fucking thunder?!

Just because Bob could whack his dick to 2 hours of Thor slaughtering nazis with no tension whatsoever doesn't mean anyone else would.
 
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Foltest said:
True. Those damn nazi ruin norse mythlogy.
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On the bright side sooner or later the 'pagan' vs 'christian' ones will hit critical mass.

Also terrible idea bob. Thor is the fun larger than life one. Exploring the implications and Impact of Norse paganism being proven to be totally correct could be fun but neo-Nazism paganism would collapse the moment odin says "what the fuck are you talking about?"
 
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