Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

Only if you provided him with it intending he commit a crime, or some other crime like a robbery where it would be reasonable to expect someone might get killed. In for a dime, in for a dollar.

alright that makes sense. At least you have a better understanding of the law than Bob ever will

 

[Gordon Cole]

Here are some exceptional retweets:

It should read Bernie Sanders, but Bob won't ever admit to the DNC screwing him over and "IT'S HER TURN.":

Also, Bob hates GoT because of Whitey:

 

[RockVolnutt]

Has Bob ever addressed how white guilt is the whitest thing in the universe? I'd be surprised if no one said that to him.

 

[Bungleboy]

Has Bob ever addressed how white guilt is the whitest thing in the universe? I'd be surprised if no one said that to him.

You're expecting Bobbo to think outside leftist orthodoxy.

 

[RockVolnutt]

You're expecting Bobbo to think outside leftist orthodoxy.

Hey, I could dream. He thought the outrage about cultural appropriation in Mario Odyssey was a false flag and not people being legitimately stupid. There's a chance he could take a step back.

 

[Mola Ram]

Here are some exceptional retweets:

It should read Bernie Sanders, but Bob won't ever admit to the DNC screwing him over and "IT'S HER TURN.":

Funny aside. The Clinton campaign was so utterly bereft of ideas and Hillary herself so totally unable to articulate why she wanted to be President that they nearly used "It's Her Turn" as the official slogan.

 

[SwattedKat]

Just something funny I noticed pertaining to Bob and his critique of James Woods and how Woods doesn't act anymore.

Pretty sure James Woods had a fairly large role in that series that Bob rated number 1 on his gaming crossover list. Kingdom Hearts was it? Great job, Bob.

 

[AnOminous]

Funny aside. The Clinton campaign was so utterly bereft of ideas and Hillary herself so totally unable to articulate why she wanted to be President that they nearly used "It's Her Turn" as the official slogan.

Don't forget she had a campaign logo that looked like a dick raping her initial.

 

[SwattedKat]

Funny aside. The Clinton campaign was so utterly bereft of ideas and Hillary herself so totally unable to articulate why she wanted to be President that they nearly used "It's Her Turn" as the official slogan.

Well she did keep a bottle of hot sauce in her purse so she could identify with those lovely colored folk. That was a brilliant campaign moment.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Just something funny I noticed pertaining to Bob and his critique of James Woods and how Woods doesn't act anymore.

Pretty sure James Woods had a fairly large role in that series that Bob rated number 1 on his gaming crossover list. Kingdom Hearts was it? Great job, Bob.

Indeed, James Woods has reprised his role as Hades for basically every Kingdom Hearts that wants him. In 2, he is clearly having as much fun with it as he did doing Hercules to begin with-his plans mostly suceed and he loves it!

Dude clearly gives his all, no matter what he's in. Him as Mike Toreno in San Andreas is fucking awesome too.

 

[SwattedKat]

I forgot about San Andreas! I do love his Hades character though both in the movie and the KH games. Just such a different villain than the usual Disney offering.

 

[Bungleboy]

 

[Emperor Julian]

Just something funny I noticed pertaining to Bob and his critique of James Woods and how Woods doesn't act anymore.

Pretty sure James Woods had a fairly large role in that series that Bob rated number 1 on his gaming crossover list. Kingdom Hearts was it? Great job, Bob.

Not sure James not acting is much of a critique. He's a pretty well established actor with a solid legacy of good work. In contrast to bob whose peak was a sperg out about a movie no one will remember in 5 years.

Also he'd still have his feet.

 

[Ruin]

Indeed, James Woods has reprised his role as Hades for basically every Kingdom Hearts that wants him. In 2, he is clearly having as much fun with it as he did doing Hercules to begin with-his plans mostly suceed and he loves it!

Dude clearly gives his all, no matter what he's in. Him as Mike Toreno in San Andreas is fucking awesome too.

Woods is a natural villain. It actually makes me sad he's not younger so he can be in more stuff.

 

[Foltest]

Not sure James not acting is much of a critique. He's a pretty well established actor with a solid legacy of good work. In contrast to bob whose peak was a sperg out about a movie no one will remember in 5 years.

Also he'd still have his feet.

James Woods is still acting, but has slow down in recent years. He is mostly in television or in VA.

 

[Mola Ram]

James Woods is still acting, but has slow down in recent years. He is mostly in television or in VA.

He's also been nominated for Oscars twice, not to mention his performance in an absolutely incredible film called The Onion Field.

How many Oscar nods does Bob have?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

A lot of them tend to fixate on childrens or entertainment which is easily digestable, Dobsons the same as I recall. You'll never see them talking about The wire, Deadwood or Downton Abbey or pretty much any show which requires a grown up mindset. Game of Thrones is just about dumb enough for them to get and is fun enough for them to genrally enjoy. They balk at the adult aspects because it intrudes on their mindset, bob most likely hates it because it intrudes on his simpistic world, the complex moral ambiguities of the show and uncompromising approach to feudalism is most likely disconcerting to a man-child who dislikes dark and gritty.

It irritates me that they're both too stupid to realize how moronic the shit they say makes them look. It's okay to like like shit not made for your demographic; just stop talking about it constantly.

 

[Mola Ram]

It irritates me that they're both too stupid to realize how moronic the shit they say makes them look. It's okay to like like shit not made for your demographic; just stop talking about it constantly.

But if they did that we'd be denied the spectacle of seeing a man in his late 30s screaming autistically about the perfidy of the Rabbids.

 

[Gordon Cole]

But if they did that we'd be denied the spectacle of seeing a man in his late 30s screaming autistically about the perfidy of the Rabbids.

Reeeeeing about how a Mario x Rabbids game is "appalling", an "abomination" and "cultural vandalism" is totally healthy behavior for someone who's 36.

Given his employment history, he'll be lucky if he gets a job at the Target, let alone Suncoast Video:

 

[Mola Ram]

Reeeeeing about how a Mario x Rabbids game is "appalling", an "abomination" and "cultural vandalism" is totally healthy behavior for someone who's 36.

Given his employment history, he'll be lucky if he gets a job at the Target, let alone Suncoast Video:
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I guess the superior future will require massive amounts of physical media, because fuck digital, you unevolved troglodyte.

Also, I guess retail salespeople don't count as "obsolete."

Oh my fucking God I hate this sack of fat.