Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Smug Bob is hilarious, I hope more people keep calling him out on his shit on twitter.
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PROTIP: Bob will never be able to tell the difference beteween these two things.
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He'd call Miyamoto, "Friendo."
I'm just imagining Bob trying to use his Twitter debate tactics irl.
Miyamoto: あなたは太って、権威主義の馬鹿です。(You are a fat, authoritarian faggot.)
Bob: "You're wrong and disagree with me, therefore I'm right. Buh bye friendo, call me in Blocksville!"
(Miyamoto doesn't vanish like in Bob's head as they stand in awkward silence, punctuated by Bob farting.)
 
I think the abortion rights is less superstitious people in the Midwest and more devout Catholic Hispanics immigrating into the country. It doesn't really matter. Bob just wants a "white boy" straw man to rage on the internet about.

That is actually the main factor. While most Hispanics vote Democrat they are also overwhelmingly religious and anti-abortion. IIRC blacks are also largely anti-abortion for much the same reason. In fact as far as I know the only group which is consistently pro-abortion is wealthy white people.
 
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That is actually the main factor. While most Hispanics vote Democrat they are also overwhelmingly religious and anti-abortion. IIRC blacks are also largely anti-abortion for much the same reason. In fact as far as I know the only group which is consistently pro-abortion is wealthy white people.
Muh peeohcees are excessively idealized and completely untouchable to these people, to the point where their actual views are thrown out the window in favor of what they think their views are.
 
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He's tweeted about, he's talked about it, and now he's making a pseudo-Game Overthinker video!


Tl;dw: Bob briefly touches on the revival of the Game Overthinker Series. Sort touch up on Bubsy and the history behind it. Followed by retro games sperging, complains about internet culture. The shocker is Bob liking the concept of Bubsy the character, who somehow stood out and is remembered today, which is promptly followed by shitting of the FPS genre (calls the period a "rough couple of years"). Ends by stating Bubsy matters because he stands in opposition to the current trends in gaming.
 
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BUBSY is back... and not everyone in the gaming world is happy about it? How come?
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say that Bubsy was a lame, shitty cash-in franchise meant to piggyback off Sonic.
Bob briefly touches on the revival of the Game Overthinker Series.
The show's like Bubsy, coming back to the demand of nobody.
The shocker is Bob liking the concept of Bubsy the character, who somehow stood out and is remembered today, which is promptly followed by shitting of the FPS genre (calls the period a "rough couple of years"). Ends by stating Bubsy matters because he stands in opposition to the current trends in gaming.
Cause as we all know, Bubsy 3D was an underrated masterpiece on par with Earthbound and Ico and those dang, dirty dudebros need to learn some respect. The sad thing is that people still take this fatass seriously.
 
The shocker is Bob liking the concept of Bubsy the character, who somehow stood out and is remembered today, which is promptly followed by shitting of the FPS genre (calls the period a "rough couple of years"). Ends by stating Bubsy matters because he stands in opposition to the current trends in gaming.
I don't think Bob realizes that the platform mascot era was his generation's FPS, where they were a dime a dozen and all of them identical. Bubsy's only relevant not only because he was an obvious cash-in on the mascot platform craze, but also because he was in one of the worst 3D platformers of all time. If it were anything else, like Aero the Acrobat or Awesome Possum, literally nobody would give a shit. He stands in opposition to current trends in gaming because his trend died at the turn of the century.

Bubsy coming back now is the equivalent of if in 10 years from now we get a revival of Haze or some other really shitty FPS game that's only notable for being shitty.
 
He's tweeted about, he's talked about it, and now he's making a pseudo-Game Overthinker video!


Tl;dw: Bob briefly touches on the revival of the Game Overthinker Series. Sort touch up on Bubsy and the history behind it. Followed by retro games sperging, complains about internet culture. The shocker is Bob liking the concept of Bubsy the character, who somehow stood out and is remembered today, which is promptly followed by shitting of the FPS genre (calls the period a "rough couple of years"). Ends by stating Bubsy matters because he stands in opposition to the current trends in gaming.

I find it funny that he acknowledges that Bubsy even at the time of inception was a shitty cashgrab attempt and even today stands by it. I think he will honestly like any crappy platformer in only in the vain attempt they will stave off the Dirty FPS games that would ruin his precious nostalgia. Also I love how he called the late 80s and early 90s the golden era when quality control was still a major issue. Also the remaster "trend" is simply a craze Bob that will eventually implode once shit like Bubsy and others hit the scene.
 
I don't think Bob realizes that the platform mascot era was his generation's FPS, where they were a dime a dozen and all of them identical. Bubsy's only relevant not only because he was an obvious cash-in on the mascot platform craze, but also because he was in one of the worst 3D platformers of all time. If it were anything else, like Aero the Acrobat or Awesome Possum, literally nobody would give a shit. He stands in opposition to current trends in gaming because his trend died at the turn of the century.

Bubsy coming back now is the equivalent of if in 10 years from now we get a revival of Haze or some other really shitty FPS game that's only notable for being shitty.
Does that mean I'm finally gonna get that Rogue Warrior remake I've been campaigning for in 10 years?
 
It is not as if platformers are even that rare today; go to sites like BigFishGames and you'll find dozens of new, absolutely faceless and interchangable platformers every month.
 
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It is not as if platformers are even that rare today; go to sites like BigFishGames and you'll find dozens of new, absolutely faceless and interchangable platformers every month.

Well hell the Indie scene is absolutely polluted with shitty platformers because of how easy they are to make in comparison to other genres. Plus I also fear that success of platformers will allow backstabbing assholes like Phil Fish to thrive. To bring this back on topic, did Bob ever have an opinion on FEZ and/or Phil's epic spergout?
 
Well hell the Indie scene is absolutely polluted with shitty platformers because of how easy they are to make in comparison to other genres. Plus I also fear that success of platformers will allow backstabbing assholes like Phil Fish to thrive.

How many of those are actually good and successful, though? Shovel Knight and Super Meat Boy maybe? I'm sure there are others (like Fez) that met with some success, but that was notoriously a buggy piece of shit.
 
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