Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I still find it bizarre that Bob being a full blown authoritarian is angry that the police are given better sticks as one may put it. I mean in his mindset in the right hands they could be used to snuff out your enemy. I guess the problem is that authoritarians are pressed with in countries with democracies wanting to give the government more and more power.

Also, Bob is willfully ignorant that some of the most trigger-happy police forces have been in the bluest of states like California, Boston, and parts of New York.

Any avowed democrat who willfully ignores the rich history Democrats have had with military adventurism is an ignorant sheep. The fucking GOP has historically screamed about our undying love for military intervention in places we have no business fucking with. If all you know of a party's history is their love of military pork since Reagan and the Neocon's weird desire for an Israel centered apocalypse, smarten the fuck up.

Also, I now have the image of police slapping books out of the hands of niggers.

Gosh, it's almost as if he has no coherent political philosophy at all and is only interested in seeming smart; scoring points on people he hates; and insulting everyone who pisses him off or somehow wronged him in his head, be they those worthless Trump voters or Trump himself.

I wonder if he has the faintest idea that limiting the military ambit of the police (which, I must admit through gritted teeth, puts me in a position where I agree with him to an extent) is an excellent argument for robust gun rights? Pretty hard to rely on the cops in emergencies when you've intentionally defanged them. Who am I kidding; of course he doesn't.

Also, for those of you keeping track of the Chipman Mass Murder Fantasy Score, I count at least three passages in those tweets that grotesquely dehumanize people he disagrees with or outright hates.

 

[Bungleboy]

Chipmang does not think at all about his politics. He's spent the entire post-election season having a slow-burning psychotic break.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Got a chuckle reading the most recent comments on this thread, and made a connection to some recent reading material. No doubt Bob would approve of this.

Spoiler: size and horrible potato quality

Probably would have looked better if I'd just shot a picture on my phone. But I have a flat bed scanner, and damnit I need to justify its existence in my life somehow.

 

[Lensherr]

Got a chuckle reading the most recent comments on this thread, and made a connection to some recent reading material. No doubt Bob would approve of this.

Spoiler: size and horrible potato quality

Probably would have looked better if I'd just shot a picture on my phone. But I have a flat bed scanner, and damnit I need to justify its existence in my life somehow.

Someone please send this to Bob.

 

[Mola Ram]

Someone please send this to Bob.

He never stops to think what might happen if his beloved unchallenged central government turns tyrannical, or even just elects a Trump figure.

 

[BR55]

He never stops to think what might happen if his beloved unchallenged central government turns tyrannical, or even just elects a Trump figure.

Oh please Bush and Obama proved that when partisans vote their leaders massive powers those powers will only ever be in the hands of fellow Reps/Dems... Right? Why don't you ask Harry Reid what he thinks of the Nuclear Option.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Cause that's what I want out of a Punisher show, a series with no overarching story, nerfed for broadcast TV and subject to random crossovers with SVU & NCIS.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob's never seen a Punisher story before Netflix. He's had longer running plots before and isn't all episodic "scary guy shows up at the end and shoots bad guys!". Bob wouldn't be Bob without faking knowledge on things though.

It's kinda weird that he wants to drag other shows under the MCU umbrella. I don't know what he's thinking there or how he intends to keep up with his fapping if he gets more shows reduced to off-shoots of the MCU. It's already going to be like four movies a year, three tv shows, and a bunch of Netflix/online shows like the Defenders or New Warriors.

 

[Lensherr]

Cause that's what I want out of a Punisher show, a series with no overarching story, nerfed for broadcast TV and subject to random crossovers with SVU & NCIS.
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Wonder what he thinks of Punisher:MAX, because that is considered the definitive run on the character and had several overarching storylines (including, IMO, one of the best comic book stories of all time, 'The Slavers').

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Bob's never seen a Punisher story before Netflix. He's had longer running plots before and isn't all episodic "scary guy shows up at the end and shoots bad guys!". Bob wouldn't be Bob without faking knowledge on things though.

It's kinda weird that he wants to drag other shows under the MCU umbrella. I don't know what he's thinking there or how he intends to keep up with his fapping if he gets more shows reduced to off-shoots of the MCU. It's already going to be like four movies a year, three tv shows, and a bunch of Netflix/online shows like the Defenders or New Warriors.

Does he believe the Punisher is like a Power Rangers serie?
Say about Garth Ennis run of Punisher what you want, at least there were arcs.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Does he believe the Punisher is like a Power Rangers serie?
Say about Garth Ennis run of Punisher what you want, at least there were arcs.

Probably, he likely only knows Frank Castle as a meme. It's only "angry Italian who shoots people".

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Probably, he likely only knows Frank Castle as a meme. It's only "angry Italian who shoots people".

It's me, Mario! I am going to riddle you full with bullets for killing my brother, Bowser!

 

[RodgerDodger]

For a guy who's frequently uses the catchphrase "Comic's ARRREEE WEIRD!" He's never actually read any comics, has he? It seems all of his pop culture references and knowledge come from Saturday Morning Cartoons and Nintendo Games.

 

[Clay Claymore]

So that Mario x Rabbids Kingdom Battle game comes out tomorrow? Has MovieBobbo said anything else about it yet? I'm predicting that he's gonna rage over any positive reviews the game gets, calling those who like it "inferior."

 

[Gordon Cole]

Reeeeeeeeeee! Gawker! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh wow, I wonder what horrible thing he said with complete sincerity he deleted today.

Which speaking of, is anyone here brave enough to volunteer to screencap Bob's tweets when I can't? I'm pressed for time now that classes are starting again.

 

[A Random]

Wait, doesn't he hate the idea of Mario having guns, and first person shooters as a whole? Why does he seem to like the Punisher? Dude's just ALL THE GUNS!

 

[samuraicrack]

Too bad Punisher is more than likely coming out in November after Stranger Things S2 comes out. Can't wait for his amazing theories about that.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Wait, doesn't he hate the idea of Mario having guns, and first person shooters as a whole? Why does he seem to like the Punisher? Dude's just ALL THE GUNS!

He doesn't. He likes the Marvel branding on the Punisher and that's the only reason he's interested. You can slap the Marvel Studios label on a diaper fetish gay porno and Bob would shout how it's the most brilliantly written thing to ever hit cinema, a true thinking man's film.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Wait, doesn't he hate the idea of Mario having guns, and first person shooters as a whole? Why does he seem to like the Punisher? Dude's just ALL THE GUNS!

Two reasons.

First is Marvel.

Second is he can project his politics onto the character. His idea of a good Punisher series is Frank shooting up GamerGater basements and trailer Parks and thinks that's what Bernthal Punisher is gonna do for some reason.

 

[Brother Wind]

That's not what Kasich was referring to, and telling someone else to grow up is rich.
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And Bob's salty about the police being authorized military equipment.
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I don't even know what he's going for here.
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Fucking hell, the Allies were not to hate Hitler. Shit, they weren't even hating on brutal Authoritarian Governments. I mean one of them kind of was. And it sure as hell wasn't England.