Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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PurpleDude said:
I found another great one.

"Because at the end of the day, sleazy and simplistic campaigns about character-assassinations and make-believe "good vs. evil" stagings WORK. "

This is the EXACT behavior Bob engages in today without a hint of irony.
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2008 Bob: Character assassination against a politician is wrong and McCain was right to call it out.

2014 Bob: No bad tactics, only bad targets!

What a difference six years make.
 
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Lensherr said:
What a difference six years make.
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Six? I've seen crack ups in less time. No joke, this one guy I know (not bob) posted in 2012:

"I could not care less which side of the Duopoly win in 2016."

Check his blog today? It is RELENTLESSLY anti-Trump to the point, I kid you not, has actual categories like "Life in the Banana Republic of Trump's Amerikkka" and "Evidence for the Impeachment".

I think Trump needs a Call of C'thulhu mod designed after him in honor of all the SAN checks he's caused so many to fail (not that Bob had a high stat to begin with).

BubbleButt said:
I don't think "[any word]" means what Bob thinks it means.
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Fixed for ya.
 
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I assumed the reason for Bob's Face/Heel turn was that Anita Sarkeesian placed a stepladder next to him, climbed it, inserted a long, proboscis like tongue into his ear, and sucked out his brain, leaving just enough of a brainstem left to post SJW boilerplate on Twitter 870 times a day and hurl lame, one-word insults at his detractors.

Seriously, it was about the time that Bob met Anita and took that goofy picture with her that he went from "slightly weird guy who makes engaging videos about 80's ephemera and the occasional obscure cult film" to the Great Anti-White Hope. From a man who openly fantasized about blowing up the earth and escaping to his supervillain lair with a bunch of Italian porn stars to a man whose vision of beatific ideal womanhood is Hillary "Cankles for Days" Clinton.
 
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Pokemonquistador said:
Seriously, it was about the time that Bob met Anita and took that goofy picture with her that he went from "slightly weird guy who makes engaging videos about 80's ephemera and the occasional obscure cult film" to the Great Anti-White Hope. From a man who openly fantasized about blowing up the earth and escaping to his supervillain lair with a bunch of Italian porn stars to a man whose vision of beatific ideal womanhood is Hillary "Cankles for Days" Clinton.
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So it is like when Chris met those MLP voice actresses and turned into a Warrior Of Love?
 
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Pokemonquistador said:
From a man who openly fantasized about blowing up the earth and escaping to his supervillain lair with a bunch of Italian porn stars to a man whose vision of beatific ideal womanhood is Hillary "Cankles for Days" Clinton.
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I forgot until I was rewatching it recently they had a scene of that in SW: The Force Awakens

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But we know the REAL dream of who Bob wants to be in a lair with...

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Bob's sperging about DACA, and invoking Godwin's Law at the same time.
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Yeah, remember those smash hits Ghostbusters, Mass Effect: Andromeda and Sunset?

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Even left-wing people should hate the DACA, it is a garbage policy that puts illegal immigrants who came here as children into a bureaucratic nightmare where they can't be deported, but have no path to citizenship (well, beyond marrying an American) and have to regularly check in with ICE. And, because it was an executive decision rather than legislation, it's effectively turned that entire group into hostages to force the Latino community to keep voting in Democrat presidents, lest a Republican get in office and start deporting their friends/family.

Bob and people like him never look into how these policies supposedly help illegals, they just read the title and clap like seals.
 
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I saw Bob post about INHUMANS and was looking forward to Bob spamming out a 20 tweet essay about "anime avatars".

I'm a little disappointed.
 
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His Dewliness said:
I saw Bob post about INHUMANS and was looking forward to Bob spamming out a 20 tweet essay about "anime avatars".

I'm a little disappointed.
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You think you're disappointed? I don't know what the hell an Inhuman is. I thought we were getting this!


Instead it's just more capeshit, and yet nowhere near as autistic as watching him babble about an 80s kids cartoon would have been. Disappointed, shit, I'm fuckin' bereft.
 
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