Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

His use of the phrase "both-sidesism" makes me want to tear my fucking hair out.

From both sides?

 

[Gordon Cole]

I now wholeheartedly believe that he copypastas his own rants at this point.

 

[thismanlies]

I now wholeheartedly believe that he copypastas his own rants at this point.
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This is coming from a youtube movie critic. They're a dime a dozen and many of them do it better than Bob.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I don't follow his logic about demographics being the majority=mediocrity but I do enjoy how it never dawns on him how it sounds. He's literally saying other white people are genetically inferior to himself for being such a stand out example of "the white race". Bob is some kind of Super Aryan apparently.

 

[cypocryphy]

Somebody should show Bob this guy.

 

[A Random]

Somebody should show Bob this guy.

He'd latch on the first white person involved to dismiss it.

Even if he himself saw a development process where all the actors, camera, director, etc. were black, a 'white audience' would damn it in his eyes.

 

[Emperor Julian]

His use of the phrase "both-sidesism" makes me want to tear my fucking hair out.

He's actually refering to his inability to view his entire circumference at once. Naturally he resents those who can.

 

[Mola Ram]

He'd latch on the first white person involved to dismiss it.

Even if he himself saw a development process where all the actors, camera, director, etc. were black, a 'white audience' would damn it in his eyes.

Over/under before he mentions Clayton Bigsby?

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

I now wholeheartedly believe that he copypastas his own rants at this point.
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I don't follow his logic about demographics being the majority=mediocrity but I do enjoy how it never dawns on him how it sounds. He's literally saying other white people are genetically inferior to himself for being such a stand out example of "the white race". Bob is some kind of Super Aryan apparently.

It's because Chimpman, like all good libtards who listen and obey, believe that democrats are trying to import massive amounts of Mexican immigrants for any reason other than trying to get more easy votes.

No, in Bob's gelatin-like brain, these Mexican teens that can't speak English are simply a component of his overlords' superior future.

 

[Mola Ram]

No, in Bob's gelatin-like brain, these Mexican teens that can't speak English are simply a component of his overlords' superior future.

Sure they are. They're the horrifically exploited underclass that will allow the bloated fleshlords of the Superior Future like Bob to live the lifestyle he enjoys so well, of doing no meaningful work, soaking up food and pop culture trash, and babbling on the internet.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Hey, remember when he shuts down people for fucking up grammar?

And watch as he goes from failed edginess, to talking down to millenials to the sexual implications of The Last Unicorn. I wish I was joking:

 

[Mola Ram]

And watch as he goes from failed edginess, to talking down to millenials to the sexual implications of The Last Unicorn:

Bob Chipman does for children's media what John Wayne Gacy did for clowns.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Bob Chipman does for all media what John Wayne Gacy did for clowns.

FIFY

 

[A Random]

Sure they are. They're the horrifically exploited underclass that will allow the bloated fleshlords of the Superior Future like Bob to live the lifestyle he enjoys so well, of doing no meaningful work, soaking up food and pop culture trash, and babbling on the internet.

Given how much these crazy fanboys love their Star Wars comparison, does this mean that the Superior Future is like Coruscant, where the perfect and great city that spans an entire planet completely crushed the weaker classes to the point where they're completely forgotten?

Nah, it's the kind of comparison they can't do, because it's shit.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Given how much these crazy fanboys love their Star Wars comparison, does this mean that the Superior Future is like Coruscant, where the perfect and great city that spans an entire planet completely crushed the weaker classes to the point where they're completely forgotten?

Nah, it's the kind of comparison they can't do, because it's shit.

Not to mention their love of cities seems to forget the really shitty parts of city living and cities can be more oppressive to "POCs" than towns can. I guess Coruscant is a representation of what Bob wants right to the Urban sprawl eating up all signs of greenery, no sense of privacy, super packed, and corrupt as fuck.

 

[Mola Ram]

Not to mention their love of cities seems to forget the really shitty parts of city living and cities can be more oppressive to "POCs" than towns can. I guess Coruscant is a representation of what Bob wants right to the Urban sprawl eating up all signs of greenery, no sense of privacy, super packed, and corrupt as fuck.

Bob is so provincial and closed-minded and convinced of his own brilliance and righteousness that he looks at that old New Yorker cover that depicts Manhattan as the entire world and says, "Yeah, seems about right."

 

[Kyria the Great]

Bob is so provincial and closed-minded and convinced of his own brilliance and righteousness that he looks at that old New Yorker cover that depicts Manhattan as the entire world and says, "Yeah, seems about right."

Do you think that the terrible comic book world of Judge Dredd is an extension of the "Superior Future" or the bastardization of it in Bob's mind?

 

[Mola Ram]

Do you think that the terrible comic book world of Judge Dredd is an extension of the "Superior Future" or the bastardization of it in Bob's mind?

*exasperated, condescending siiiigggghhhh*

"It's a satire. You're not supposed to take it seriously. Now let me finish my gritty reboot of Super Mario Bros. with the janissary / assassin style Shyguys."

 

[Gordon Cole]

Two thoughts 1.) This really doesn't need to be almost eight minutes long and 2.) His editing skills are somehow getting worse as time goes on.

*exasperated, condescending siiiigggghhhh*

"It's a satire. You're not supposed to take it seriously. Now let me finish my gritty reboot of Super Mario Bros. with the janissary / assassin style Shyguys."

If you were really trying to be Bob, it would just be the stress sigh with no attempts at refuting the point.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Two thoughts 1.) This really doesn't need to be almost eight minutes long and 2.) His editing skills are somehow getting worse as time goes on.

If you were really trying to be Bob, it would just be the stress sigh with no attempts at refuting the point.

That is so "quality" Marvel fanboy shielding. I almost feel at this point that Marvel studios could take a giant dump on his face and he would have something positive like "at least it was created by Marvel". Well Sexy, it is almost as if he is getting to the true twilight of his "career" and rather go out with style or have a acting rebound like Mel Gibson, he is satisfied with dying with a whimper.