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I'm just hoping that we'll get something different more frequently, though I'm not holding my breath. It's like a game of chicken where either we give out or his heart does.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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A preacher is typically more charismatic.
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Bob doesn't want no state. He wants a state almost as massive as he is running the world with an iron fist.
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He's the walking (well, waddling) embodiment of Churchill's definition of a fanatic: someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
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It never ceases to amaze me how much he sounds like the Nazis he's accusing everyone else of being, and yet is completely unaware of the fact.
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Dear God's he is a moron. Yes Bob the US Constitution and the Declaration of Independence before it are entirely prefaced on the concept of "Natural Laws", "Natural Rights" Things that are a "Divine Default" and as such cannot be taken away by others, particularly the Governments of men. That is the entire point. This is the philosophical foundation for the worlds most advanced civilization, of which Bob is sadly, a member since birth. I honestly don't know Bob's formal educational background, but just from watching him it becomes clear that at best he was educated by "some guy in a bar". Hey Bob "Divine Defaults" is another way of saying "Inalienable Rights".
And yet they keep calling US the Nazi's... Hey internet, you see Bob here, right there in the creepy fat guy Mario outfit? That's an actual bona fide Fascist!
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Tax incentives can help small businesses a lot to pay people more, however if there's no clause to remove foreigners from that, companies will just continue to hire them. Proper business can increase wage by up to 10-20% because of that sort of incentive. Bob wouldn't know that since he's never worked a real job it seems.
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Here's Bob's take on the DACA repeal. Surprise, it's just as hateful in an opposite kind of way.
I'm personally shocked that you don't want people to vote exclusively Democrat by gunpoint.
You predict casting choices that everyone saw coming. Way to go, Bobstradumbass.
And here's Bob trying and failing to relate to children through not having a fear of clowns...
...And talking about who would be in a Mask reboot. His answer will not shock you.
Well, fuck him and fuck you too.
I can't wait for South Park to be way more insightful about this than you are. Also, what's with writing Movie/TV titles in all-caps? Is it just a Twitter thing?
I love how the first country he wants to go to is China.
Bob, sperging about Marvel for five minutes each week isn't a job.
And for the piece de resistance, Bob rambling about how Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes would be an MRA icon today, complete with talking about Rick & Morty, how he was Calvin and a cow crossover you could definitely see coming.
I'm personally shocked that you don't want people to vote exclusively Democrat by gunpoint.
You predict casting choices that everyone saw coming. Way to go, Bobstradumbass.
And here's Bob trying and failing to relate to children through not having a fear of clowns...
...And talking about who would be in a Mask reboot. His answer will not shock you.
Well, fuck him and fuck you too.
I can't wait for South Park to be way more insightful about this than you are. Also, what's with writing Movie/TV titles in all-caps? Is it just a Twitter thing?
I love how the first country he wants to go to is China.
Bob, sperging about Marvel for five minutes each week isn't a job.
And for the piece de resistance, Bob rambling about how Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes would be an MRA icon today, complete with talking about Rick & Morty, how he was Calvin and a cow crossover you could definitely see coming.
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If there must be a reboot of The Mask, it should emulate the darker tone of the source material, eliminating the need for the star to be a "kid popular comedian" entirely.
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On a personal level I'm way more freaked out that I compared him to Gacy and days later he's humblebragging about not being afraid of clowns, despite repeated assurances he doesn't follow this thread. Halp.
It's truly disheartening to see someone from my generation (or thereabouts) misunderstand Calvin & Hobbes so fundamentally.
As for Bob growing up as a kid "just like Calvin" (I've read some of the insane treatments of your film ideas, Bob, and no, your imagination is nowhere close to that level), his description of such a kid as a "lazy, entitled, smug, selfish little brat" leads me to ask: so what's changed, Bob?
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Is there anything Bob understands without fucking it up with his own fantasies about he thinks it is?
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He grasps the concept of shoving food into his gaping maw like a virtuoso.
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But fails to understand that he should eat things in moderation and that he should exercise. His haters and GG were never his enemies. His fetish for a high cholesterol diet is.
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I like how Bob latches onto the word "superior" and spams it whenever he gets the chance. It's like Chris with "uncouth twat". Spergs and their grammar.
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Bob doesn't see the problems with immigration as long as he has something to eat 24/7.
I don't say "Bob's avatar makes him look like a hairy thumb" when I'm refuting his points, so try harder fatass.
"I hate individuals" Well, he's at least acknowledging he's a hateful bastard now.
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I remember Marc Mues when he was pals with the Archfiend.Well, fuck him and fuck you too.
Just FYI.
Bob, sperging about Marvel for five minutes each week isn't a job.
Ian Miles Cheong writes for Heat Street. Bob runs a shitty YouTube channel and lives off hipster welfare. There's a quote about glass houses that comes to mind right now.
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He does know you could just make food, right? You can buy a pizza in Japan and Italians are like 0.000025% of their population.
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But that would be cultural appropriation. And a shitlord country that keeps out immigrants would never be so low as to stoop to cultural appropriation! ... You know, somehow I don't think Bob has thought this through.
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