Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Clay Claymore]

Why is Bob tweeting at Seth MacFarlane like their old buddies? "Guess we won't hear from that James Woods character anymore, right buddy?" As if Seth even knows or likes him...

Wait...wasn't there another lolcow who thought that Seth would reply to him over the Internet and respond to their ideas for his show? I can't remember his name, but he lives somewhere in Virginia and is arguably just as pathetic and fat as Bob.

The similarity between them is striking, indeed.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

But fails to understand that he should eat things in moderation and that he should exercise.

Also, I don't think he gets the concept of chewing or stopping between meals.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Go to bed Bob, you're drunk.
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Bob's been pretty silent about Stacy McCain. If some intrepid randy's willing to eat a block, we might get something out of it. I've also got classes and work, hence my apologies for any gaps.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Bob is a complete idiot. Seriously, what kind of education does he have?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob is a complete idiot. Seriously, what kind of education does he have?

To quote him, "My college degree, officially, describes me as having earned a B.A. in Interactive Multimedia Art with a minor in Film Studies Communications, which essentially means I took painting, drawing and design classes, learned how to convert those skills into digital form and also took a set of film and journalism classes".

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

To quote him, "My college degree, officially, describes me as having earned a B.A. in Interactive Multimedia Art with a minor in Film Studies Communications, which essentially means I took painting, drawing and design classes, learned how to convert those skills into digital form and also took a set of film and journalism classes".

So nothing about American History, or history in general? Got it.

By the way the shit he took is easy to get a job teaching. Going to Powerlevel here but I have had places ask me to teach art classes in a college setting. I just didn't bother because I never took courses to do such a thing and didn't want to take the opportunity away from someone who did. Bob would have probably jumped at the chance however.

 

[Worthless Degenerate]

@Sexy Times Hitler, it bears repeating: you are a bloody legend for putting up with Blob's Twitter this long. Even though I only read about half of his rants you share these days, they still make me want to fucking kill myself, so I can't begin to imagine how you must feel going through all of it.

Also, it's :late: and semi-fftopic:, but regarding this:

Also, what's with writing Movie/TV titles in all-caps? Is it just a Twitter thing?

I've noticed that Ken Penders does this, too. It might be an exceptional content producer thing, because he and Bob are the only people I've seen doing this.

Edit:

This has also been pointed out many times, but how does this fat fuck not explode from hypocrisy whenever he dismisses someone for a spelling or grammar mistake? "It's" is not the same as "its"!

 

[Positron]

Bob is a complete idiot. Seriously, what kind of education does he have?

Is listening to 100 episodes of Feminist Frequency an education?

 

[Mola Ram]

So nothing about American History, or history in general? Got it.

By the way the shit he took is easy to get a job teaching. Going to Powerlevel here but I have had places ask me to teach art classes in a college setting. I just didn't bother because I never took courses to do such a thing and didn't want to take the opportunity away from someone who did. Bob would have probably jumped at the chance however.

I suddenly understand why he's never held a real job (that we know of).

 

[Absolutego]

Is listening to 100 episodes of Feminist Frequency an education?

She'd have to hit 100 episodes first for that to happen

 

[Gordon Cole]

Come on Bob, I thought AIs were a part of the superior future.

No. No. You of all people don't get to shit on others' facial hair.

 

[Mola Ram]

Come on Bob, I thought AIs were a part of the superior future.

Just imagine a Bob-inspired AI, obsessed with "the superior future" and "the properly evolved" and "garbage people" and "evolution's leavings." Shit, man, he already sounds like Skynet's dyspeptic little brother.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Just imagine a Bob-inspired AI, obsessed with "the superior future" and "the properly evolved" and "garbage people" and "evolution's leavings." Shit, man, he already sounds like Skynet's dyspeptic little brother.

Have you seen his rants? Who's to say he isn't a bot repeating the same things over and over?

 

[Mola Ram]

Have you seen his rants? Who's to say he isn't a bot repeating the same things over and over?

I assumed since we were discussing Artificial Intelligence we couldn't possibly be talking about Bob.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Have you seen his rants? Who's to say he isn't a bot repeating the same things over and over?

Is my comparing him to The Master have true merit then?

 

[sgetti]

Come on Bob, I thought AIs were a part of the superior future.
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Bear in mind that Bob's idea of a benevolent AI is the ship supercomputer from Wall-E.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Just imagine a Bob-inspired AI, obsessed with "the superior future" and "the properly evolved" and "garbage people" and "evolution's leavings." Shit, man, he already sounds like Skynet's dyspeptic little brother.

B.O.B. wouldn't be something to worry about. Eventually it'd upload itself to the internet to spread and it'll come across scans of DC books causing itself to error to death. Once again the day is saved by Superman!

 

[Mola Ram]

B.O.B. wouldn't be something to worry about. Eventually it'd upload itself to the internet to spread and it'll come across scans of DC books causing itself to error to death. Once again the day is saved by Superman!

Y'know, B.O.B. might be a paper tiger. Not hard to overload at all.

"Hey, B.O.B. Andrew Garfield was a much better Peter Parker than Tobey McGuire."

"siiiiggghhhh"

"B.O.B.! How is it you're so evolved if you can't understand CRPGs?"

"Back off, sport."

"B.O.B, could you tell me how many Emmys South Park has won?"

"Wh-wh-who are y-y-you ag-again?"

"Damn, B.O.B. this Super Mario FPS rocks on toast."

"Anime avatar! Anime avatar!" *head explodes*

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Go to bed Bob, you're drunk.
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I just noticed he said Roosevelt was from centuries ago. Centuries, plural. Fucking imbecile. It doesn't even matter if he's talking about Teddy or Franklin, he's still so fucking wrong it hurts.

 

[Mola Ram]

I just noticed he said Roosevelt was from centuries ago. Centuries, plural. Fucking imbecile. It doesn't even matter if he's talking about Teddy or Franklin, he's still so fucking wrong it hurts.

I thought it was just part of what made Sexy Times Hitler declare him to be drunk. All of Bob's comments were even more incoherent than usual. To think, we didn't know I SLEEP NOW! was a blessing.