Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Is it me or does that Calem respond to Moviebob a lot? I don't mean like just today, didn't he respond to Bobbo's tweets a while ago. Or maybe I'm just imaging things?
 
Hold up, I gotta shut down this misconception. Moon wheat came from a correspondence @LordKaT had with a fan and was later confirmed by Bob tweeting about terraforming the moon. It had nothing to do with the firat person shooters did 9/11 stream.

You're right. The "FPS did 9/11" stream was by The Bechtloff. (The OTHER Brooklyn guy who rants about MovieBob.)
 
You know what'll get people to leave you alone? Not feeding them you dumbass.

Blob will never turn down a chance to wave his (microscopic) e-penis around. He has to show how intellectually superior, how much better he is to his Twitter followers than the random individuals foolish enough to try and engage his fat stupid ass in an actual argument.
 
Bob shittalks NeoGaf, but not for the reasons most people do:
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I'm not a Nazi, I simply want to disenfranchise and dehumanize a specific group of people!
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I swear to God he wrote this exact same rant, and that he might be trying to fuck with us at this point:
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Abortions for everyone!
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Bob really can't call other people "dopey".
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I swear to God he wrote this exact same rant, and that he might be trying to fuck with us at this point:
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What about the people who aren't white that are sick of hearing people do it? Most people who do it are hypocritical white trash themselves or the equivalent and profiteers who get off on pointless in-group fighting.
 
I'm not a Nazi, I simply want to disenfranchise and dehumanize a specific group of people!
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Now, now, it is hard to confuse JonTron and MovieBob. People heard of JonTron.
I swear to God he wrote this exact same rant, and that he might be trying to fuck with us at this point:
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Bob you are a big walking joke. This tread shows that you are a joke. The white people jokes would not be about you because there are so many things to make jokes about you. But you are proud of more than just being white like... um... your Escapist gig ...no... the well loved and wildly successful The GameOverthinker... no wait that is not something to be proud of either. Well I'm stumped.
Abortions for everyone!
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Bob, not everyone against abortion is against it for religious reasons. That is the thing with Bob he never needs to know what people actually believe and debate that point of view. No need when you can just generalize people and build strawmen.
 
Didn't Bob show inbterest in some tweet yesterday about a movie where a guy wants to "improve" mankind by transfering the conscious of other people into robots?

Just once more proof that Bob wants to live in a future where he will be immortal. And if he has to turn all of mankind into the Borg, so be it.
 
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Didn't Bob show inbterest in some tweet yesterday about a movie where a guy wants to "improve" mankind by transfering the conscious of other people into robots?

Just once more proof that Bob wants to live in a future where he will be immortal. And if he has to turn all of mankind into the Borg, so be it.

Personally I think he just wants to escape his flesh and humanity since he clearly loathes both.
 
Bob fails to realize that jokes about "white people" are not necessarily jokes about "albino cellar dwelling abominations of flesh-mountains and Chicken McNuggets."

Personally I think he just wants to escape his flesh and humanity since he clearly loathes both.

Loathing his own flesh is one of the only defensible positions he holds.
 
A moon base would be the perfect place for a social experiment where crack cocaine and rape are legal. And fat people are banned.
 
It's like Bob has never heard about atheists against abortion - or much of anything outside a movie or mario game.

Also for fun, let's take one of those tweets and change a few things...

This is what Bob Sounds like said:
A government that can deny you killing Bob Chipman because he "MIGHT" have a soul can just as easily deny you ocean travel to appease Poseidon.

You know... when he calls communist governments failures, I'm starting to wonder if it's because he believes he could beat their highscore in death.
 
Bob's in rural(!) Massachusetts today for a fair and the results are what you'd expect:

Everyone in rural states except mine deserve to die!
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Okay buddy, you want a quadruple bypass now or later?
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Bob's in rural(!) Massachusetts today for a fair and the results are what you'd expect:

Everyone in rural states except mine deserve to die!
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Okay buddy, you want a quadruple bypass now or later?
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I’d imagine he’s a giant annoyance to everyone there, given how he’s looking down his nose at everything.

Which is impressive since he’s probably in a Rascals because of his missing foot(gotta keep the joke going).
 
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