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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
So I'd be a racist for pointing out the statistics surrounding crime in black communities in the US and suggesting those communities bore a level of responsibility for it. But when it comes to other communities it's different?
Usually this is the part where I inform someone: "If you had been born into or lived into Nazi Germany you would be a Nazi." But that isn't fair to Bob, because most people can reconcile the impact of circumstance and Bob apparently can't, meaning that Bob's just fuckin' Bob, with out any of the impetus it took other people to become horrible. Well done Bob.
Movie Boob, bring serious fucking meaning to: "Judge not lest ye be judged."
Edit: Do you suppose this means that Bob has never actually stopped to wonder how he'd react had he lived into or been raised in Nazi Germany? I mean I thought that was a fundamental question we all asked ourselves at one point, at least. But it seems like he never did. Or of course decided he was the superior man; a far more likely and terrifying thought frankly...
To people like Bob, white people are always the way that they are by choice; minorities, on the other hand, can get away with scapegoating others for their problems because they apparently don’t know any better. fftopic:The main problem with black communities, for instance, is lack of stable two-parent families, which they can easily solve by getting married. But nope, gotta blame whitey for their failures.fftopic:
We rehabilitated the actual Nazis you fucking retard. How would Europe have worked out if we hadn't bothered?
Talking of the war though, Bob waxes poetic quite often about the Americans who won the war, apparently unconscious of the fact that they're likely the same generation he lambastes as old, white, cishet racists from obsolete America.
That isn't exactly true, the Nazis were a political party not an ethnic group or demographic. Being born in Germany during WWII wouldn't automatically make someone a Nazi anymore than being born in the United States automatically makes one a Democrat or a Republican.
We rehabilitated the actual Nazis you fucking exceptional individual. How would Europe have worked out if we hadn't bothered?
Talking of the war though, Bob waxes poetic quite often about the Americans who won the war, apparently unconscious of the fact that they're likely the same generation he lambastes as old, white, cishet racists from obsolete America.
Well, when you're judging the movie based off color-correction, a billboard, what the cast was wearing in a photo and Snyder's daughter an heroing, you're gonna look biased.
Talking of the war though, Bob waxes poetic quite often about the Americans who won the war, apparently unconscious of the fact that they're likely the same generation he lambastes as old, white, cishet racists from obsolete America.
You know, this just occurred to me, but does Bob ever talk about the Russians who were way more instrumental in beating back the Nazis than we were? The ones who actually took Berlin and lost millions to German bullets? That's something a blinkered America-centric chauvinist does, quite freely. My suspicion is that he probably did, until it became part of the idiot "Resistance" to Trump which allows all these damaged individuals to paint themselves as something special because they're "standing up to real Nazis, just like Grampa did!"
Also, whoever made the point about Bob not seeming to understand or ever heard of de-Nazification in postwar Germany: it's like Bob's understanding of 1930-1945 comes solely from Spielberg's maxim that "Nazis make the best villains because nobody cares what you do to them" and he's never picked up so much as a middle school history textbook. Somebody give this fat fuck the Ludovico treatment in front of Judgment at Nuremberg and let's start the deprogramming.
This is probably unfair, but this is the sort of thing that makes me seethe when people are ignorant of history. But anyway. NYC tried the whole "let's make cops look friendlier" thing, and went from this:
...to this:
And the end result was 2000+ homicides in 1992 and the election of Mayor Rudolph Giuliani.
Now I'm not going to tell you that baby blue uniform blouses were the sole reason behind NYC's descent into criminal horror, but it was part of an overall attitude to law enforcement that did NOT work and has been proven not to work in big, rambunctious, multicultural cities. No, cops shouldn't look like fucking stormtroopers. But turning them into walking jokes is just as bad, for different reasons.
Expect something from Bob on Mario Odyssey having "New Donk City" on the west coast of it's continent or that it's part of "The Metro Kingdom". No way is he going to miss the chance for making political commentary out of that.
The dude brought up Carlton Banks as an example of a black man in fiction whose struggles and character have nothing to do with racism. He wasn't saying "this fictional character doesn't face racism therefore racism doesn't exist", he was saying it's stupid to force current U.S. racial tensions onto fictional characters and works where that theme doesn't exist.
Leave it to Bob to accuse someone of missing the point while showing a second-grade level of reading comprehension.
Boy, I hope Bob wasn't one of those people that screeched sexism over folks saying the Ghostbusters trailer looked like shit and made them not want to watch the movie. He might look foolish!
Goebbels: "I've said it once and I'll say it again, no you cannot become a Nazi, your gonna just cause people to laugh at the Fatherland. For the Fuehrer's sake I could as your ass as a projection screen that would be seen in Moscow. If you joined, Rommel would finally join just to make us feel better"
The dude brought up Carlton Banks as an example of a black man in fiction whose struggles and character have nothing to do with racism. He wasn't saying "this fictional character doesn't face racism therefore racism doesn't exist", he was saying it's stupid to force current U.S. racial tensions onto fictional characters and works where that theme doesn't exist.
Leave it to Bob to accuse someone of missing the point while showing a second-grade level of reading comprehension.
Blob was completely owned, and it is extremely satisfying that the example that beat his ass was Carlton Banks, a POC who is extremely privileged and acts like it, which in itself is the cause of most of his problems in the series.
What if I told you that Trump voters didn't magically will themselves into existence by their hate of minorities and many of them also happened to be Obama voters?
Please tell me that Dole Mini-Salad is a joke Photoshop. If not, then Dole must be colluding with the egg industry to boost their sales of eggs, because any house that dumps mini-salads into kids treat bags is going to find itself drowning in albumen and scrambled yolk by morning.
Please tell me that Dole Mini-Salad is a joke Photoshop. If not, then Dole must be colluding with the egg industry to boost their sales of eggs, because any house that dumps mini-salads into kids treat bags is going to find itself drowning in albumen and scrambled yolk by morning.
fftopic:The main problem with black communities, for instance, is lack of stable two-parent families, which they can easily solve by getting married. But nope, gotta blame whitey for their failures.
