Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Speaking of which. Funny story. The Blob once had a sperg out about Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare. He called it, and games like it, a "Post 9/11 Revenge Fantasy". Basically he said it allowed Obsolete Americans the chance to kill some Muslims in a post 9/11 catharsis simulator...

I remember Bob saying that before. I actually know kids born around 2001 that liked Call of Duty games. They have no memories of 9/11 but like Call of Duty just fine. Hey Bob, maybe people like Call of Duty because it is generally a fun series of games instead of some sort of revenge fantasy?

 

[thismanlies]

As if we need more evidence that this fat reeking dump is sociopathic.

This is the superior future of Hollywood. One where the current crop of pedophile predators are replaced by a more discrete crop of pedophile predators free to donate to the Democratic Party.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I remember Bob saying that before. I actually know kids born around 2001 that liked Call of Duty games. They have no memories of 9/11 but like Call of Duty just fine. Hey Bob, maybe people like Call of Duty because it is generally a fun series of games instead of some sort of revenge fantasy?

He might believe all fiction is inherently self-insertion power fantasy. Kinda like how everything is inherently political.

 

[Gordon Cole]

(Special shout out to @Positron for taking over while I was out.)

"Waaah! I don't wanna give something I don't like that doesn't act the way I want it to credit!"

This entitled manbaby...

You don't have friends.

So he tweeted this:

And got shit for it as he should:

Okay, what's with this dude's hateboner towards television?

 

[Doctor Stan]

"Waaah! I don't wanna give something I don't like that doesn't act the way I want it to credit!"

This entitled manbaby...
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Please god kill me. The extra detail might actually make a better product, making a dumb spinoff as he puts it, like the Shadows games is the worst idea available. But it doesn't really matter, the Blob will eat himself to death before anything like this probably comes out.

 

[iafiv]

Bob is ranting about white privilege again?Just how much white privilege do folks in West Virginia have?I'm curious.Or to make things more interesting just how much privilege did Bob have growing up considering he claims to have been bullied in school.The dumbest thing possible having a fat diabetic claim to have privilege.I don't think Bob understands what real privilege is.

 

[RockVolnutt]

And got shit for it as he should:
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Okay, what's with this dude's hateboner towards television?
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What in the world does "GAS THE POOR! THE DUMBFUCKS HAD IT COMING!" has to do with Bob's "whiteness" and "cis maleness"?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

And got shit for it as he should:
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If irony was a flaming branding iron. Bob would have be branded all over his ass, and yet he would have still missed the point like he always does.

Okay, what's with this dude's hateboner towards television?
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What else you do other than to bitch, and moan on twitter, Bob? What is your excuse other than your unexplained hate toward TV.

 

[Mola Ram]

What in the world does "GAS THE POOR! THE DUMBFUCKS HAD IT COMING!" has to do with Bob's "whiteness" and "cis maleness"?

The key is in the Sad Sack rage-inducing bullshit line "It's hard to look down from across the table." Bob is saying oh, I could never look down on the poor and disadvantaged, because I'm poor and disadvantaged ... even though it's shriekingly obvious I've never missed a meal and own almost as much manchild garbage festooning my living space as Chris-chan. But! But, oh my Social Justice Good and Loyal Democrat Betters, I do have one thing on all those toothless NASCAR-watching sister-fuckers, and that is I HAVE CHECKED MY PRIVILEGE.

Which of course he hasn't, not in any meaningful way.

 

[Foltest]

just because you are "poor and disadvantaged" (which I doubt Bob ever has been, just look at how fat he is), doesn't mean you can't look down on other poor people. Bob think he superior then people from the working class, as he has show in his twitter triad all the time. The big problem for Bob is that he can't back up why he should feel that way. Is he an "intellectual" with some intressteting ideas? No. He is a bookdumb idiot who want to gas the whole of middle america and all of those that don't agree with him.

 

[The Nothingness]

I'll be expecting for the next two weeks Bob splooshing about Thor: Ragnarok and how Justice League will absolutely suck. So same shit, different day

 

[Gordon Cole]

He still thinks we're the losers.

I'm pretty sure I just found Bob's doppelganger.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

That took me longer than I'm comfortable admitting to determine that that was NOT Bob

 

[GrayWater]

That took me longer than I'm comfortable admitting to determine that that was NOT Bob

Except I think that neo-nazi is less fascist than Bob is.

 

[Ruin]

Someone should tweet alt right clone Bob to him.

 

[RockVolnutt]

He still thinks we're the losers.
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I'm pretty sure I just found Bob's doppelganger.
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Wow, it's the Bob Chipman of Earth-3. I bet he's secretly a good guy on that backwards universe.

 

[Flexo]

just because you are "poor and disadvantaged" (which I doubt Bob ever has been, just look at how fat he is), doesn't mean you can't look down on other poor people.

In his tv show, Chris Rock called his mom a "ghetto snob." And that's definitely apt for Bob.

 

[Lensherr]

(Special shout out to @Positron for taking over while I was out.)

"Waaah! I don't wanna give something I don't like that doesn't act the way I want it to credit!"

This entitled manbaby...
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You don't have friends.
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So he tweeted this:
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And got shit for it as he should:
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Okay, what's with this dude's hateboner towards television?
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Does he realize how easy it would be to propagandize higher education if it was entirely in the hands of the government? I mean, I'm sure he assumes that it would be done under a Dem president and espouse the "right" ideology, but has he considered what would happen if a Republican was president under such a scenario?

 

[IwemduWarrior]

Another massive rant, another day.

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I have no idea what defines the "21st century working man", perhaps the presence of an e-begging account?

Two more tweets that don't belong in that tirade:

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I am a newfag here(was a lurker for 2 months) and this is my 1st post but do any of you got info on what bob says when he means he grew up 5 years longer than necessary is that just him not wanting to admit he still is and was during his young adulthood an abhorrent man-child living in his parents basement?

 

[Gordon Cole]

I am a newfag here(was a lurker for 2 months) and this is my 1st post but does any of you got an info on what bob says when he means he grew up 5 years longer than necessary is that just him not wanting to admit he still is and was during his young adulthood an abhorrent man-child living in his parents basement?

As the site's foremost Moviebob historian, () this is simply him trying to use euphemisms in order to obstruct the fact that he lives in a basement. You can see this in how he refers to it as his "basement apartment" and "apartment/production studio" instead of simply calling it a basement.