Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

I happy now.

What? You shart your jorts or something?

First it's "Notch", now it's "The Escapist"? How many fucking Voldemort words does Bob have?

To be fair, the main reason the Razorfist thread's around has less to do with his lolcows traits (he has some, but nowhere near enough to sustain a long-term thread) and more to do with @*Asterisk* wanting to raise a personal army against him for daring to support Trump.

Oh @*Asterisk*, I never thought someone could be taken down through a mix of anti-Trump and circumcision spergery, but here we are.

 

[Flexo]

To be fair, not many people (besides film historians who actually know what they're talking about and can analyze a movie worth a damn) know that. Pop culture osmosis and being endlessly parodied pretty much stripped that.

You know who does know about the film?

 

[Mola Ram]

You know who does know about the film?

Yeah, y'know, much love to you @Asa_Spades60, but I'm not buying this idea that Dirty Harry has so bled into pop culture that he's a nonpartisan figure of San Francisco's awesomeness, especially considering Bob's endless hair across his ass about how shitty right-wingers are. It's not just the assault on hippies (Scorpio wanders around in bell bottoms and a belt with a handmade peace symbol at one point), but the attack on defendant-friendly SCOTUS decisions by name, the utter contempt most left wing film critics tend to hold the movie in, and the reputations of both Eastwood and Don Siegel. Bob can try to reappropriate Harry all he wants for his left wing nuttery, but he reveals himself as being astonishingly ignorant not just of the movie's reputation but of what happens in the movie itself.

 

[BR55]

Speaking of Razorfist... There is a quote from him that perfectly sums up Bob's situation in life. "The worst thing you could ever do to Bob Chipman is to let him keep living the life he is currently living" Talk about ignorance being bliss all you want. On a fundamental level Bob's life is pretty shitty. The only question is does Bob know his life sucks shit through a straw on some level? Or does he truly believe he lives an awesome worthwhile life?

 

[Mola Ram]

Speaking of Razorfist... There is a quote from him that perfectly sums up Bob's situation in life. "The worst thing you could ever do to Bob Chipman is to let him keep living the life he is currently living" Talk about ignorance being bliss all you want. On a fundamental level Bob's life is pretty shitty. The only question is does Bob know his life sucks shit through a straw on some level? Or does he truly believe he lives an awesome worthwhile life?

No one who's happy with his life is capable of spewing that much unfocused bile. Seriously, think about how many hundreds of millions of people he must hate.

I don't really pity Bob -- he's just too mean-spirited and nasty -- but I do think most of his issues stem from vast self-loathing.

 

[Dukect]

No one who's happy with his life is capable of spewing that much unfocused bile. Seriously, think about how many hundreds of millions of people he must hate.

I don't really pity Bob -- he's just too mean-spirited and nasty -- but I do think most of his issues stem from vast self-loathing.

I feel the opposite I do feel sorry for Bob the guy for better or worse does have a talent for making videos and releasing them in the timely fashion. But the way he looks at the world is so simplistic and naive. I wish that he can get better and the only way he would is for him is to pull a jon tron and just go away for 5-7 months no videos, no twitter, movies, and etc. And focus on himself and for him to get healthy in not only body but in mind.

Sadly I don't see him doing that any time soon

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I'll have sympathy for Bob when he starts having sympathy for all the Americans who got screwed over by intrusive government action. I.E. Never.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'll have sympathy for Bob when he starts having sympathy for all the Americans who got screwed over by intrusive government action. I.E. Never.

Also let's not forget that the one time Bob had anything like power he abused the fuck out of it. In his Reddit AMA he says something that made my jaw drop:

"I never contributed to the blacklisting of anyone who actually had something intelligent to say."

Consider his, let us say, extremely idiosyncratic views on what counts as "intelligent" and realize what an incredibly damning admission that is.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I'd tone it down if he dropped the master race stuff and anything involving authoritarianism/corporatism. He'd be unrecognizable if he did.

On that topic, how does one even get into authoritarianism or wanting mega-corps to rule the world? I can't comprehend how anyone would willingly want to be a tool. That's one of the things that keeps me in this thread, Bob logic is really alien.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

On that topic, how does one even get into authoritarianism or wanting mega-corps to rule the world? I can't comprehend how anyone would willingly want to be a tool. That's one of the things that keeps me in this thread, Bob logic is really alien.

Consumerism is his life. All he knows how to do is buy and watch and play all everything that gets pumped out by Marvel, Nintendo, etc. He's lived his whole life like that from being raised by papa Nintendo to today.

Or, you know, :autism:

 

[TheImportantFart]

I can't comprehend how anyone would willingly want to be a tool.

Well, Bob is a very special kind of tool.

 

[AnOminous]

Well, Bob is a very special kind of tool.

A tool is actually useful. Bob Chimpman is not even a tool.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I'd tone it down if he dropped the master race stuff and anything involving authoritarianism/corporatism. He'd be unrecognizable if he did.

On that topic, how does one even get into authoritarianism or wanting mega-corps to rule the world? I can't comprehend how anyone would willingly want to be a tool. That's one of the things that keeps me in this thread, Bob logic is really alien.

Getting into authoritarianism is usually a combination of megalomania and having unpopular opinions. Since the US public would never vote in Bob's superior future, or communism, or a fascist junta which would expel everyone black from the country, the supporters of those fringe ideas lose faith in democracy and demand a dictatorship to enforce their big plans on the unwilling plebs.

The megalomania comes in with thinking you would be the dictator, not a useful idiot.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Getting into authoritarianism is usually a combination of megalomania and having unpopular opinions. Since the US public would never vote in Bob's superior future, or communism, or a fascist junta which would expel everyone black from the country, the supporters of those fringe ideas lose faith in democracy and demand a dictatorship to enforce their big plans on the unwilling plebs.

The megalomania comes in with thinking you would be the dictator, not a useful idiot.

Bob's superior future is more or less a more "Progressive" China where it would still be a one-party dictatorship where opinions of the government and policies are closely monitored by them, where freedom of speech is curtailed to prevent dissidence of the policies which are restricting freedoms, where corporations that tow the party line are handsomely rewarded and given a free pass on whatever horrible shit they pull,and where pollution in the "undesirable backwards states" is so high that it is almost uninhabitable, much less having drinkable water. This is why Bob's praise of China makes so much sense when you take these factors into account.

 

[Kyria the Great]

No one who's happy with his life is capable of spewing that much unfocused bile. Seriously, think about how many hundreds of millions of people he must hate.

I don't really pity Bob -- he's just too mean-spirited and nasty -- but I do think most of his issues stem from vast self-loathing.

Well Bob is a great cautionary tale of allowing hatred and bile build up. It would be like the corruption from Princess Mononoke and instead of being like black ooze and tendrils, it being an overweight, balding, Diabetes- riddled lonely man.

 

[Toxinophile]

hmm, I wonder why?

I'm still disappointed Razorfist didn't actually punch bob in the face. I feel it's pathetic to get someone to draw your violent Movieblob fantasy when you've never even met in real life, if that makes sense.

Bob's superior future is more or less a more "Progressive" China where it would still be a one-party dictatorship where opinions of the government and policies are closely monitored by them, where freedom of speech is curtailed to prevent dissidence of the policies which are restricting freedoms, where corporations that tow the party line are handsomely rewarded and given a free pass on whatever horrible shit they pull,and where pollution in the "undesirable backwards states" is so high that it is almost uninhabitable, much less having drinkable water. This is why Bob's praise of China makes so much sense when you take these factors into account.

China's government, like bob, ultimately doesn't care much for other people's thoughts, opinions, or concerns. They both act and speak whatever is "right" or for the "superior future" as a false appeal to the masses while they enact their own selfish ideas and desires, except bob has never really done anything but make an ass of himself on twitter and make overly-long vids about movies, comics, and MAHVEL.

Meanwhile, MovieBlob says America can live without 2/3rds of itself.

Why the hell does this dismissive asshole believe San Francisco or Los Angeles is that vital to the rest of the U.S? Did a Oklahoman fart in his face?

I refuse to believe he is educated enough to deduce that the loss ANY large part of America could not cause any problems.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Here's Bob trying to guilt trip someone over the tax plan.

 

[Lensherr]

So I just saw Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, and I can definitely see why Bob hates it:

Spoiler

It presents people he hates, even if they’re antagonists, as sympathetic human beings and says that people are basically good even if they do bad things, rather than showing them as impediments that need to be destroyed by whatever means necessary. Great fucking movie, and I definitely recommend it.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Didn't we have a whole thing awhile back talking about how Bob seemed pretty incompetent when it came to filing his taxes? I don't expect his opinion on the tax bill to be all that well informed. Which is just like his opinions on anything, really.

I'm saying Bob is an idiot, OK.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Here's Bob trying to guilt trip someone over the tax plan.
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I don’t want others to hurt. Just Bab Chopman.