Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Mr. Duck said:
These are his most autistic ideas:
-Making a Lois Lane movie because "women in film".
-A Batman Beyond movie with Michael Keaton as old Bruce Wayne because muh nostalgia.
-A Booster Gold movie (who the fuck is that guy?)
-Making Wonder Woman into a lesbian.
-Describing a possible Green Lantern Corps movie as "Dirty Harry on space".
-Making Aquaman into a flaming faggot.
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-Almost as dumb as that rumored "Aunt May" spin-off Sony was not actually planning for Spider-Man
-Eh
-I'd rather have a Blue Beetle/Booster Gold team up but that's goofy and I think it'd do more harm by adding another goofy capeshit film
-Why? She's already a canon bisexual in the comics (Though you can argue the validity of that) and it adds nothing unless you think bi is "fake" unless they're with a woman. Steve Trevor and her other love interests get fucked over enough as it is.
-I....huh?
-Well the good news is if Bob makes Aquaman gay, a horde of comic fans are going to shank him for taking Mera away

Flexo said:
Holy shit... he's Bob's superior future guy. Oh geez I can just imagine how badly Bob would mangle BG. Especially given that part of the backstory is that Booster is a failed jock. Oh no, I'm leaking oil from my head thinking about what Bob would do with this property...
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Will he make Booster a black man speaking Chinese who collects the skulls of white/poor children after feeding them to his giant foxes? Maybe his movie will be about doing that to Trump's family and trying to start the corporate owned hell he spawned from happen early. This being portrayed in a positive light with a similar tone to an MCU movie. Quips and all.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
Will he make Booster a black man speaking Chinese who collects the skulls of white/poor children after feeding them to his giant foxes? Maybe his movie will be about doing that to Trump's family and trying to start the corporate owned hell he spawned from happen early. This being portrayed in a positive light with a similar tone to an MCU movie. Quips and all.
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No he'll be a jock OPPRESSED by the chinese-speaking black men who goes back in time to help bring about the superior future. He's given this job after the rest of his family is fed upon by the giant foxes. People will make jokes about the jock the way folks did about nerds back in the 80s - he'll be seen as a complete loser who embraces his oppression.
 
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Mr. Duck said:
These are his most autistic ideas:
-Making a Lois Lane movie because "women in film".
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I bet this fat ignoramus doesn't even know there's been a Lois Lane-centered comic book for over 50 years now, called Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane. For a while, it was even the third best selling comic book in the country.
 
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AnOminous said:
I bet this fat ignoramus doesn't even know there's been a Lois Lane-centered comic book for over 50 years now, called Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane. For a while, it was even the third best selling comic book in the country.
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I can't think of that comic without thinking of some of the letters they got. I'm scared to think of what it'd be like if it was still published today.
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Give Her The D said:
There was a joke about Aquaman being a fag somewhere, but then I found this. Apparently, his sidekick is now gay.
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That article is very misleading about what it's talking about. There's no "Rebirth Universe" for starters. Not that it's wrong about the current Aqualad being gay (It hasn't really been talked about much yet though).
 
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Flexo said:
No he'll be a jock OPPRESSED by the chinese-speaking black men who goes back in time to help bring about the superior future. He's given this job after the rest of his family is fed upon by the giant foxes. People will make jokes about the jock the way folks did about nerds back in the 80s - he'll be seen as a complete loser who embraces his oppression.
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I guess Bob has never realised that the reason he got picked on at school is because he was an insufferable twat, not because he liked Mario.
 
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Freaky fish guys all the way down.

Also probably the 'Dirty Harry' Lantern movie would involve J. Stewart taking it upon him to reform the Green Lanterns after Sinestro something something evil. Or maybe Hal Jordan as Parallax is the something something evil that has attacked the Lanterns and corrupted them. Don't expect Kyle Rayner or Guy Gardner to be in it besides victims to die.
 
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Also probably the 'Dirty Harry' Lantern movie would involve J. Stewart taking it upon him to reform the Green Lanterns after Sinestro something something evil. Or maybe Hal Jordan as Parallax is the something something evil that has attacked the Lanterns and corrupted them. Don't expect Kyle Rayner or Guy Gardner to be in it besides victims to die.
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No what's worse is that "Dirty Harry Green Lantern" is... well pretty much Sinestro's story. You know - a VILLAIN.

Not that Harry was one, but it's just a consequence of upgrading the magnum to a sci-fi wish ring. The greater the power, the greater the responsibility.

And given Bob's love of spider-man, it's really ironic he can never grasp that.
 
Mr. Duck said:
These are his most autistic ideas:
-Making a Lois Lane movie because "women in film".
-A Batman Beyond movie with Michael Keaton as old Bruce Wayne because muh nostalgia.
-A Booster Gold movie (who the fuck is that guy?)
-Making Wonder Woman into a lesbian.
-Describing a possible Green Lantern Corps movie as "Dirty Harry on space".
-Making Aquaman into a flaming faggot.

Then i stopped watching the video because i just don't give a shit about this stuff, most of his ideas sound generic or really autistic to be honest.
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Alright. The level of stupidity is off the chart here. So let me get this straight.

In what backwards world does he lives in? Lois lane wouldn't work as the focus of a entire film due to the setting. Which is a world of Cyborgs, speedsters, capeshits, etc.

A Batman beyond film would work. But having keaton is a giant no. He's not old enough to play a older Bruce, and it is fact that he won't come back unless Burton is directing. Which is not happening.

The Booster gold film would work if he had Ted Kord's blue beetle on his side. Since his stories are far better when they are involved together. Just keep them away from the fatso's hands.

Wonder woman is a symbol of equality. Why the fuck would take that away by narrowing her love for everyone just to pander the SJWs?

You have one story with that. And its name is Sinestro's. And guess what? He is a antagonist to Hal jordan. And misses the point of the lanterns as a whole.

No..just..No. I'm done with the blob here. Call me when he actually picks up a comic from DC, instead of judging from the films

Flexo said:
No what's worse is that "Dirty Harry Green Lantern" is... well pretty much Sinestro's story. You know - a VILLAIN.

Not that Harry was one, but it's just a consequence of upgrading the magnum to a sci-fi wish ring. The greater the power, the greater the responsibility.

And given Bob's love of spider-man, it's really ironic he can never grasp that.
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Bob's love is solely on nostalgia for the Raimi's films. He is not a spider-man fan in any way, shape, or form. His videos talking about Spider-man 3 are clear proof of him not knowing anything about the character
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
What the actor and director's intent was? Total bullshit.
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>"As a big fat retard whose skin is white, it's not my argument to join"

Then why are you joining it in the first place you fucking bellend? Wait, hold on, I know.

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Kyria the Great said:
Seriously though, is there truly any redeeming qualities of Bob Chipman?
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He's not Anthony Burch? But then again, at least Anthony Burch was married (very briefly). So who knows.
 
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I suppose the fact that retconning wonderwoman to be bi because she lived on a girl-only island being homophobic, sexist and hack writting, never occured to anyone.
It's almost like they're totally balless and unwilling to commit to gay people being written on as new characters.
 
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His a-loggery knows no bounds.
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"In print." How the fuck does he think Twitter works?
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People in isolated areas having a voice? Pah!
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I certainly expected this.
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