Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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A thought on his gay Aquaman shit.

Aquaman is a joke. Trying to reframe him as not being one doesn't work, like how undoing 'Batgod' doesn't work.

So Bob wants to associate the DCU's biggest joke with the gays.

That's offensive.
 
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As we all know, LA County knows the best for all of us.
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Yeah this argument is especially convincing now that it's revealed Bob's beloved centers of culture and High Art and Solid Progressive Superior Futurey Thinkingstuff aren't much more than a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah.
 
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A Random said:
A thought on his gay Aquaman shit.

Aquaman is a joke. Trying to reframe him as not being one doesn't work, like how undoing 'Batgod' doesn't work.

So Bob wants to associate the DCU's biggest joke with the gays.

That's offensive.
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Aquaman is pretty much the most pointless, why the fuck does this guy even exist superhero ever, at least of the well known ones.

This is like giving the gays James Buchanan as a President. Nobody wants him.
 
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AnOminous said:
Aquaman is pretty much the most pointless, why the fuck does this guy even exist superhero ever, at least of the well known ones.

This is like giving the gays James Buchanan as a President. Nobody wants him.
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Superfriends made him into a living joke. Sure, he got better, but Superfriends destroyed Aquaman to the public.
 
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Well, if we're attacking people for old blog posts now...
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"And yet she's STILL got a 50% chance of winning, because it's WHOLLY possible for her and Bill to engineer a good old-fashioned smoky-backroom super-delegate deal at the convention. Yeah, it'll tear the guts out of the Democrats as a party, inflame American racial tensions in a way not seen since Rodney King and likely disillusion an entire generation of young voters who got swept up in Obamania for ten years or more. It's the Clintons. You think they WOULDN'T do all that for their own gain?"
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A Random said:
A thought on his gay Aquaman shit.

Aquaman is a joke. Trying to reframe him as not being one doesn't work, like how undoing 'Batgod' doesn't work.

So Bob wants to associate the DCU's biggest joke with the gays.

That's offensive.
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>he fell for the Superfriends memes

:offtopic: You should really go read some actual Aquaman comic books or at least the DCAU cartoons focused around him before you start spouting bollocks like this. Aquaman has the whole rich Atlantis backstory and some cool enemies such as King Shark and Black Manta. Aquaman is like Iron Man before he became the centrepoint of the MCU where is he just there and has potential but nobody really cares about him as much as they do about Batman, Superman or the Flash. He's more worthy to be on the Justice League than Cyborg who was a C-Level hero at best before they needed a black guy in the Justice League (I guess Mister Terrific or Black Lightning were busy). :offtopic:
 
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Oh Long Johnson said:
His unfailing belief that evolution goes Bad ---> Good really makes me want to mail him a biology textbook.
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I thought he was implying that all his enemies "evolved" into subhumans and he's looking for a justification for his "They aren't even human" talk.
 
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I thought he was implying that all his enemies "evolved" into subhumans and he's looking for a justification for his "They aren't even human" talk.
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I think you're almost right. But it's worse than that. I think he's noodling a "satirical" science fiction tale -- screenplay or traditional text I don't know -- that will portray the shrieking nonsense in his head about what subhumans the people who disagree with him are.
 
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I thought he was implying that all his enemies "evolved" into subhumans and he's looking for a justification for his "They aren't even human" talk.
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I think it's more in the other direction. That he's trying to say him and the people who agree with him have literally evolved past other people and are now some genetically superior branch of humanity.

I don't think there is any "sci-fi" concept he is playing around with, and he was literally looking for some statement about evolution vague enough for him to twist to mean that it's totally possible for some humans to have evolved past everyone else. He's just backing down now because even his own fans aren't down for this nonsense.
 
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